...my name Keff @Fraticus
I be..ouchea The Real World Joined September 2011-
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
You ever leave a social situation like hmmm not my best work
Хочу снять ситком… про Гитлера в 1913 году, которого постоянно пытаются убить путешественники во времени, а он не понимает, что за дичь творится. А потом он обнаруживает, что большинство нападавших евреи, и в его голове возникает план...
Having friends with kids is hilarious. What do you mean I'm a recurring character in a toddler's expanded universe?
Theres a huge sense of “what am I even working & doing all this for” in the air
officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed
The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs
Guy on one of the aus subreddits asks why his "high growth" retirement account has been stuck at the same number for 5 months despite regularly putting money in, and gets this response:
BREAKING: America’s $1.7 trillion auto loan market is headed for a crash, per Reuters. Auto loans are now one of the biggest sources of household debt, bigger than credit cards. And the strain is showing: 1 in 5 Americans is behind on at least one loan, the highest since 2010, and the average car on the road is now nearly 13 years old, a record.
Honey wake up, BYU fans are doing weird shit on the internet again
if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
i dont know if u missed it but a guy died on the football field before the navy game in front of everyone owen hart style and they just scraped him off the field and played
when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
or less than 24 hours
in a week we're going to find out this was a drone made entirely of lightweight plastic or something
About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
Zion Williamson:
Should i get a chipotle bowl or go to a pelicans game
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damn @randomdumbman
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Mister Hot Balls ☄�... @MisterHotBalls
15K Followers 3K Following My balls are hot. UConn basketball’s most embarrassing fan. Sellout. For Spaces/Sponsor inquiries DM me or email us at [email protected]
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