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I still earnestly use Bitmoji. she/her #blm #lgbtq+ #feminism Somerville, MA Joined March 2009-
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Judge Judy? More like judge Who’s she? Is a joke I’d have made if I were a standup when Judge Judy debuted.
@smteague weekender travel bag, I’m on the PJs train and upgraded version of something they use too. Don’t sleep on nice gloves or sunglasses. Diff route: Maybe tickets to a show or event, or plan a day where they get to do all the things they like and none of the stuff they don’t.
@Itsjukjuk I love thinx, but my circumstance is that my periods are rarely super heavy anymore and I have never minded pads. Also they’re super thick as undies over all, they almost hold you in like spanx (much more flexible and comfy tho) so I often wear them w high waist jeans
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maybe my favorite thing ever
I just saw an ad for a jacket and the tag was “the jacket that you’ll wear over and over again” as if that’s not already what you do when you buy a fucking jacket????
@joshgondelman Billy Joel is the kind of landlord that charges a separate pet rent.
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Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access. If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂
@taylorcotter Not with a bang, but with a hotel.
@sirbizlow Close but he’s not wearing chucks
Do you flop around yelling “Thomas J can’t see without his glasses” when you misplace your specs or are you no fun?
Therapist: and where do you think this anxiety is coming from? Everyone woman in her 30s: the group chat.
If you don’t accept me at my at a G1 or G2 you don’t deserve me at my G6.
@annielkozak Buskerrrrrrrrrs’ last show
I would say I’ve been existing, but not ✨thriving✨ since they changed the fries at Burger King in the mid aughts and the McNuggets at McDonald’s in the early 2000s.
@annielkozak Big nose guys are elite
Today while eating I accidentally took off my glasses with my fork, so I guess I’m Mr. Bean now.
Anthony Zonfrelli @azonfrelli
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Subscribe to unlock T... @smteague
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Subscribe to unlock T... @smteague
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