shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo
comedian/DON'T REACH IN THE BAG solo show/The War Report podcast/Comedy Central/HBO/album “So You Just Out Here?" out now/killmonger's mama (she/her) shalewasharpe.com bk + atl Joined August 2008-
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watching “cléo from 5 to 7” for the first time and it’s lowkey hilarious.
to be fair, if martinelli's is the last thing i drink before i die, i won't be THAT mad.
to be fair, if martinelli's is the last thing i drink before i die, i won't be THAT mad.
i’m pretty much on record as loving “shawty” (see also “shawt”) but other personal faves are: • ayyee (esp. to start a sentence/thought) • gotdamn (so versatile)
i’m pretty much on record as loving “shawty” (see also “shawt”) but other personal faves are: • ayyee (esp. to start a sentence/thought) • gotdamn (so versatile)
i think i hate this movie and i also love this movie but i can tell you this - that whole old school quaaludes section is insane and i will probably watch it twice a year.
i think i hate this movie and i also love this movie but i can tell you this - that whole old school quaaludes section is insane and i will probably watch it twice a year.
another saturday night, another viewing of “wolf of wall street.”
https://t.co/h1ImcBN9th
Bonus #WarReportPod w/@silkyjumbo & @GastorAlmonte talking about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops. spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/eeaUhXSRZIb
watching blur at coachella, week two. damon’s throwing water on the crowd and not giving a fuck. might also be drunk as a skunk. we back, y’all.
i just started “p valley.” quick question: what exactly am i in for?
can “possum kingdom” (the toadies, 1994) be considered a murder ballad?
jay is an honest-to-god treasure.
jay is an honest-to-god treasure.
i know this is out of nowhere but to my project runway S13 folks: were people being harder on charketa than necessary?
In today's bonus episode @silkyjumbo & @GastorAlmonte talk about the lack of self-made billionaires, quitting your job to enter sweepstakes contest, and the less than believable story about a phishing scandal involving a UK minister. spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/cHFWD2icOIb
no offense to the other scheduled performers, but i would leave coachella now after that khruangbin set.
whomever has been keeping gwen blonde but not bald deserves a presidential medal of honor.
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This is gonna sound old of me but, i’ve been watching rap videos on Vevo for an hour and these kids are killing everybody little niggas voices aint changed yet and all they do is talk murder.. shit depressed me.
A few years ago I went crazy trying to find these mugs. throughout the series, the family uses a few different hand painted dinnerware designs from an Italian brand called Caleca. The mug below is part of a Caleca line named "Meadow."
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
i think the biggest difference between the east coast n the west coast is that west coast whites dont dabble in no nigga shit. they really b white. like on the east coast you'll meet some soccer mom with an encyclopedia knowledge of jadakiss mixtapes and thats normal
Round 1 goes to @kendricklamar. But youngin let’s stop saying light skinned people aren’t black. Cause the police think otherwise. Black is Black. That creates division amongst ourselves, and I ain’t fuckin with that.
The Teddy P intro reminds me of Ghostface threatening to set Bronson's beard on fire while Harold Melvin and The Blue Notes played in the background.
Yoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎
@raesanni Hahaha I had to get a coffee to listen. It’s like if Shogun was a song.
anyways, happy tuesday, and i continue to yap, yearn, yawn in the house i purchased with my rapearations.
Pusha T listening to Kendrick diss.
Is J Cole Divinely Protected By God? In this essay, I will....
Kendrick drops as, Mars the planet of beef, enters Aries, the sign most friendly with beef
He did turn off the lights
its official,kendrick lamar officially won the rap beef
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
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Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
Bruh why is it 2am & this nigga got a Lemur twerking to Sexyy Red on Edgewood 😂🤣
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