Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonte
Debut Special ‘Immigrant Made’ out now. https://t.co/MlWN1gCuIk GastorAlmonte.com Brooklyn, NY Joined November 2011-
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Thank you to everyone who helped spread the word about @deforefest and everyone who was there in spirit. We did a beautiful thing for our beloved homeboy
My people turn up everywhere! Dominican Party Bus at 4pm on a Thursday!
Legit a legend in the making.
Ok here’s what you should do: come see me on PSYCHE! at Caveat at 4pm, then come see Picture This at Union Hall (where I will be serving in a drawing capacity) and then stick around UH for this excellent show, there you go, got your whole Saturday sorted for ya
Ok here’s what you should do: come see me on PSYCHE! at Caveat at 4pm, then come see Picture This at Union Hall (where I will be serving in a drawing capacity) and then stick around UH for this excellent show, there you go, got your whole Saturday sorted for ya
A reminder that I’m going to touch down from the airport and drive straight to this show! We out here!
A reminder that I’m going to touch down from the airport and drive straight to this show! We out here!
Just realized I was so sauced I was doing #chestoutthursday on Tuesday!
Just realized I was so sauced I was doing #chestoutthursday on Tuesday!
Your boy is sauce money out here in DR! Chest Out Thursdays!
I can’t drive by Utica Avenue without bumping “That Chicken” on max. Respect the classic.
I can’t drive by Utica Avenue without bumping “That Chicken” on max. Respect the classic.
I just realized - every place in here serves drinks in glass. My man brought that paper cup from home.
I just realized - every place in here serves drinks in glass. My man brought that paper cup from home.
“This Shit is mad relaxing nahh mean?!”
“This Shit is mad relaxing nahh mean?!”
I thought I was the most New York dude at this resort. Then this dude sat at the table next to me.
My man has reached a level of fatherhood that is sought after!
My man has reached a level of fatherhood that is sought after!
Sometimes you gotta take your work-kicks to relax too! Poolside Pennys
Bonus #WarReportPod w/@silkyjumbo & @GastorAlmonte talking about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops. spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/eeaUhXSRZIb
Consistently putting out gems. @KooleyHigh making mature music right here
Consistently putting out gems. @KooleyHigh making mature music right here
TONIGHT 8pm Savage Comedy at @LogansRunNYC eventbrite.com/e/savage-a-com…
I hate when Im uploading a video to YouTube on a busy day and the homepage recommends a 20 minute video that’s so niche you wonder if AI made it just for me. I don’t have time for this but YES - I also want to know more about how the future of baseball is positionless!
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It's always dope to a) See @JayJurden get the attention he deserves & b) see more people find out how much of a gem @roywoodjr is to the community. Jay is one of the realest doing it. Roy is the oracle. Mad comics have a similar story of him being supportive to them early on.
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What ya favorite word/slang from Atlanta? I'm partial to "shawty man" and "folk" with an honorable mention to "homes."
can yall PLEASE watch that man’s movie about poptarts so he’ll shut the fuck up leave us alone and go be rich
I had a very good time on this podcast, mostly laughing at @SamJayComic’s jokes!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mik…
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Went to Whole Foods for granola and milk Then somehow I spent $200 Idek I’m just here looking at the receipt trying to see where I went wrong
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Niles rules!! See him if you can
Ok here’s what you should do: come see me on PSYCHE! at Caveat at 4pm, then come see Picture This at Union Hall (where I will be serving in a drawing capacity) and then stick around UH for this excellent show, there you go, got your whole Saturday sorted for ya
Sandwich comedy is back baby! Saturday 4/27 at @UnionHallNY Host: @jess_salomon & @GastorAlmonte Comedians: @ikeminded @nicocarney_ @MrStepHightower @rileylassin @JohnDanielLuna Tasty Jokes and a free sandwich to our favorite audience member! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/3er2cee5
@GastorAlmonte haha. man. i can’t flex like i did, also. but boy did Sauce Money catch wreck on all them Jay features
Sandwich comedy is back baby! Saturday 4/27 at @UnionHallNY Host: @jess_salomon & @GastorAlmonte Comedians: @ikeminded @nicocarney_ @MrStepHightower @rileylassin @JohnDanielLuna Tasty Jokes and a free sandwich to our favorite audience member! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/3er2cee5
Your boy is sauce money out here in DR! Chest Out Thursdays!
@GastorAlmonte Are you a New Yorker on vacation without the Yankee fitted? No, I say… NO.
@GastorAlmonte May your Timbs complete your short set Good Brother🙏🏽🥃🤝🏾 enjoy yourself fam
@GastorAlmonte "We are drinking being sexy!!" A BAR!! Enjoy!!
@GastorAlmonte SAUCED MONEYYYY 🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy my g!
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