GhostfaceZilla @ZillaVodnas
Comedian. Native New Yorker. Wu-Tang forever. zillavodnas.com Bushwick, Brooklyn Joined June 2015-
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The Wizard Magazine casting calls used to trigger the craziest schoolyard debates 😭
Today, 48 planes are scheduled to fly between Montreal and New York City. With proper high-speed rail and pre-clearance protocols, this journey could take less than 3 hours by train. Currently, it takes 11 hours by train. We deserve better.
Bob Hoskins forever and ever, amen 🔥
Bob Hoskins forever and ever, amen 🔥 https://t.co/b9PnShoiZc
Bob Hoskins discussing the negative effects of gentrification (1982)
One day you will choose violence and drop the craziest pic you've got saved into the family group chat:
Sinbad's hair during his Showtime at the Apollo/Different World era 🔥
Trump was a freshman in high school when Biden was a senior.
Trump was a freshman in high school when Biden was a senior.
They’re normalizing making resistance to the state illegal and telling you that they’re fighting fascism.
DPS troopers played on their phones while children were slaughtered at Uvalde, but they're ready to go crack the skulls of some UT Austin freshmen
DPS troopers played on their phones while children were slaughtered at Uvalde, but they're ready to go crack the skulls of some UT Austin freshmen
We can't name the class fish I said. They voted either way and said his name is:
Plastic bag behavior
Delivering a photograph this unflattering is absolute privilege
I don’t think it’s that serious. But also, if anyone’s displaying pimp imagery, it’s this guy (yes it’s me)
I don’t think it’s that serious. But also, if anyone’s displaying pimp imagery, it’s this guy (yes it’s me) https://t.co/m7bB6rhWVr
I feel like people don't remember Philando Castile enough for me. Model citizen, loved the kids at his job, did everything right, and killed without consequence.
the fact that the first thing men do when given any form of new technology is to harm women is so insanely scary and realistic. AI has single-handedly sent back women’s rights and safety behind decades. i hate all of you.
the fact that the first thing men do when given any form of new technology is to harm women is so insanely scary and realistic. AI has single-handedly sent back women’s rights and safety behind decades. i hate all of you.
Y’all coming to this tomorrow or what? littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb…
HAAAAA! The First Omen absolutely rips. Please see that shit in the theater so they can give the director a pile of money to make something else
The North remembers
The North remembers https://t.co/DvxfizGvhr
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 @JayJurden
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez
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ashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
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Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal
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Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
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luisa 🇵🇸 @luisadieznuts
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Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
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Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 @JayJurden
30K Followers 2K Following he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon / booking - https://t.co/ikhegHrDPH
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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niles @NILES100
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Anya Volz @AnyaVolz
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
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luisa 🇵🇸 @luisadieznuts
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Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez
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Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
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Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
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Patrick Hastie: Watch.. @PatrickHastie
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MICHELLADONNA @michelladonna7
239 Followers 329 Following I am a comedian ahhahah @michelladonna on ig 😤
@ZillaVodnas There was one for FF4
Reached the level of success where my mama is telling the hotel front desk that I’m a comedian 😫
“Patch Adams but a guy with a snake.” 😆
Folks, this week’s episode w/ @joshgondelman has everything: -A malfunctioning AI priest ✝️ -Accidentally drinking a suicide cocktail 🍸 -A volcano that spews out gold 🌋 -Bringing a snake to the ER 🐍 🏥 apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
Mario Kart Ride-On Racers recalled due to accelerator pedal being stuck if the accelerator pedal is clogged with debris "The firm has received 65 reports of incidents of debris-clogged pedals sticking, of which 15 of the vehicles crashed into permanent structures with one minor…
Every time this take goes around, people correctly note that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is still on the air, and has been for 16 years.
Comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld finally goes FULL BLAST on Left’s destruction of comedy: “This is the result of the extreme left, and PC crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people.” This moment is powerful.
@ZillaVodnas Glenn Danzig as Wolverine was my favorite of these; they were like "we don't know if he can act, but he's 5'3"!"
@ZillaVodnas Good ol wizard. They got the Proff right at least
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
📍 SEATTLE! Join Scott and me for some meeting and greeting about our new graphic novel "Hogbook and Lazer Eyes" at @ElliottBayBooks! 😍 This event is FREE! RSVPs are not required but are strongly encouraged to help us plan for audience size. 🎟️ RSVP-> bit.ly/3UFzS05
@ZillaVodnas So beautiful and heartbreaking. One of the best stories about memory & love I’ve ever seen. Hate how folks slept on s2!
Today, 48 planes are scheduled to fly between Montreal and New York City. With proper high-speed rail and pre-clearance protocols, this journey could take less than 3 hours by train. Currently, it takes 11 hours by train. We deserve better.
After touring with the same hour of jokes in the 80s, Jerry Seinfeld wrote a book of those same bits, used the material again throughout the 90s in his TV show, then did an HBO special... using the same jokes again. idk about "Death of Comedy"; he knows how to beat a dead horse.
Jerry Seinfeld on the death of comedy: "This is the result of the extreme left, PC crap, & people worrying so much about offending other people." Source: New Yorker Radio Hour
it’s attractive when someone can educate you on topics you lack knowledge about
time for comedians to realize not everybody deserves laughter
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