Subhah @Subhah
Comedian. Actor. Writer. Lover. HBO, Netflix, NBC, Hulu, Comedy Central, MTV. ⬇️ 🔥ALBUM, WEB SERIES 🔥& touring ⬇️ linktr.ee/SubhahComedy Joined May 2009-
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People have lost their jobs and been slandered as antisemites for pro-Palestine posts. But Debra Messing posting “Jews have returned to Gaza” while thousands of people are being murdered there and Amy Schumer posting an image that says “Gazans rape” … that’s acceptable.
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Here’s last night’s story about the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas: youtu.be/pJ9PKQbkJv8
Just in case ppl insinute that my opposition to Israel's murderous acts means something else- Im a Jew. My grandmother escaped the holocaust. My great uncle fought Nazis in the streets in Germany. I grew up around radical Jews that wanted revolution I'm just fucking principled
Cutting off all communication to a population of 2.2 million is unacceptable. Journalists, medical professionals, humanitarian efforts, and innocents are all endangered. I do not know how such an act can be defended. The United States has historically denounced this practice.
Cutting off all communication to a population of 2.2 million is unacceptable. Journalists, medical professionals, humanitarian efforts, and innocents are all endangered. I do not know how such an act can be defended. The United States has historically denounced this practice.
Not too much. Not too little. Welcome to Perfect Dose. November 7th at @TheComedyStore showclix.com/event/perfect-… @Subhah @PreacherLawson @HaHaJerryBrandt
When crushing the White House Corrwspondents Dinner gig, the highest profile standup set in the world doesn’t do it, stop fucking with them. Absolutely tragic that the best standup working isn’t the obvious choice for the show he worked on for eight years.
When crushing the White House Corrwspondents Dinner gig, the highest profile standup set in the world doesn’t do it, stop fucking with them. Absolutely tragic that the best standup working isn’t the obvious choice for the show he worked on for eight years.
INSANE show coming to you on Tuesday! Becky Braunstein @Biancacristovao Jake Noll @_LeonardSmithJr @Subhah @NonProfitComic Tickets at eventbrite.com/e/high-note-co…
Love it when I hear a fart that sounds like a record scratch. I keep waiting for their butthole to go "you might be wondering how I ended up embarrassing myself in this elevator, well..."
Thought I got a hot swimsuit tan, but turns out my suit was so tight it just cut off circulation to a triangle shaped portion of my body. I'm out here looking like a can of Pillsbury biscuits because I refuse to buy a new suit.
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202K Followers 1K Following ON TOUR: Houston, Austin, Australia: https://t.co/XYepiQlpsk - HOST: THE BOYSCAST https://t.co/DZpbxWrVy0Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan
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3K Followers 643 Following Stand-up Comedian. Seen on TV. A @siriusxm comedian of the month. SUBSCRIBE to @kidisinschool podcast with @curlycomedy Go buy my album 👇🏾Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
guys i just hired a social media manager, tour manager, a marketing strategist, a booker, and an assistant for my tour! we just took a team photo (below) and I tagged them all so make them feel welcome!
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During a late show in SLC recently, a woman in the front row fell asleep…
It’s actually really interesting and awesome being a woman. Sometimes I think about having kids and, I’m like would I want a daughter? Would I want her to experience this?
A thread of Photoshop requests that will crack you up😂😂 1) 🍷😂
Thanks @midnight , yesterday was so much fun!
Guys you don’t have to rebut this by listing SNL women that you think are hot
“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”
@historyinmemes After the interaction, Drake and his new friends even posed for a selfie ... captioning it, "My new parents."
Today is Halloween and our movie Bloodthirst just came out on DVD/VOD from Lionsgate! Check it out on Amazon Prime, VUDU or via your cable provider. #Vampires #Horror #Lionsgate #Indie
Pals, we will toast Maria at every show, with the beverage of our choices!
💯Thank you to the incredible & hilarious @anylaurie16 for covering Maria’s shows at @CapCityComedy march 28th - 30th! 🎟️ Get more info & tickets ➡️ capcitycomedy.com/events/92247
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IT WAS IN THE GARBAGE! I remembered during an exasperated downward dog that I'd snatched cookies from @TheComedyStore green room on Monday, and they crumbled overnight and I emptied my purse (or so I thought) then dumped the crumbs in the garbage. Thanks to all who prayed!
how many times do you clean your home before you accept that you left your wallet in a taxi?
my favorite thing about '98 Honda is that we're community made. roughly 500 donors, 1st time Black director, a few 1st time actors, heavy support online and irl love at screenings. we've created our own IP in a way and i hope companies realize the support we'll have in theaters