Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz
🌴 comedian | writer | etc. 🌴 instagram.com/_robertschultz Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2010-
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When You Give 2 Weeks Notice 🐿️ Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #office #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a ton of bricks: “i feel like you’re just using our sessions to farm quotable content for social media”
When They Want 2 Weeks Notice 🐿️ Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #office #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
How PTO Actually Works 😒 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #interview #hr #pto #timeoff #office #corporate #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
Uno Reverse In The Salary Negotiations 😏 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #interview #hr #salary #office #corporate #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
Uno Reverse In The Job Interview 😏 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #interview #hr #office #corporate #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
new episode of young old: youtu.be/q2md4Vmrryw
A new ep of Young Old is out now: youtu.be/qTWuBFQFdTY
TOMORROW APRIL 24th! The Easter Bunny left us an incredible show to end the month on! Robert Schultz Andrew Michaan Lisa Chanoux Mary Houlihan Andrew Stier Jessica Singer And host @DannyCuneo 8:30 doors/9 pm show Illusion Magic Lounge in Santa Monica $10 tix online below! 👇
Last week, I was struck as a pedestrian in a hit and run collision in LA. It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I’m still hospitalized and I had surgery on my shoulder to repair a broken humerus and rotator cuff. I appreciate any help. gofund.me/df473a47
my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, actually dude, people working in an office are just pretending they couldn’t totally do this at home
a friend of mine was like "i feel like you're the type of guy who is so bad with money that you've maxed out multiple credit cards" and it's like, joke's on you, i'm actually the type of guy who is so bad with money that i've never even had a credit card
see something (a little dog on a walk) say something (“why hello to you little sir”)
DANNY SELLERS FULL COMEDY SPECIAL "POUND 4 POUND" youtu.be/EnfaeQ-L5EQ?si… via @YouTube
my guy friend was like "i went out last night with a girl who is really flexible so you know what that means..." and it's like, oh yeah, it means your crew has finally found a grease man for the big heist
people in los angeles will never just tell you they’re spiraling. instead they’ll just start saying stuff like “yea i actually always wanted to go into credit card debt making a web series about a pen and a pencil falling in love”

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