Frum Humor @FrumHumor
Help! Help! I'm trapped in the bio. send bagels, quick (onion please & toasted) Contributor to the @AssociatedFress. Goyish acc @mkdeepthoughts1 coff.ee/frumhumor Charcuterie Board, Toms River Joined June 2021-
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Guy 1: ...so the judge gave him 30 days to remove the sukkah Guy 2: Why 30 days, 7 days should be enough? Guy 1: The judge knew he was Amshinov
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For months the combination lock in shul needed 3 or 4 attempts to work. Not just me. Past few days it works the first time. (WD40?) Feels like it's broken.
This really happened Guy in shul wants to remove coat hooks from wall bc he saw it in a sefer the shul just got Me: Don't remove the hooks Just remove the sefer
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The Sentence #FHCartoons
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Unlearned Chazzan at Amud cries out: "I don't know how to daven... Gabbai: What are we paying you for? #UnlearnedManCriesOut
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