Tardy Stakes @FuncleMoose
Hot but sturdy takes. I’m more woke than you. Beneath your suspicions Joined October 2019-
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@quenblackwell You clearly aren’t from the Midwest. Mfs be tripping over each other to say “ope, excuse me, I’m sorry”
@Breaking911 My youth pastor told me the same thing in 5th grade
@Budgetdog_ Real wealth is 2/3 walking around?
@DavidGiglioCA @minds Idk how you’re verified. You’re an idiot.
@notcapnamerica Is Will Smith even black?
@notcapnamerica How are you quantifying this take? Are you analyzing actual data, or are you just stretching woke ideology to fit your general narrative?
OH NO! A WHITE GUY WITH A WEAK JAW COVERED UP WITH SCRUB BRUSH DOESN’T LIKE BARSTOOL SPORTS OR GAMBLING! HOW ORIGINAL! I BET YOU’RE A SOY LATTE SUCKING CUCK TOO!
@tbeckmann21 @TaylorLorenz @libsoftiktok Oh no! A white guy who retweets Barstool Sports and betting apps all day said you’re being silly!
ANN ARBOR’S A WHORE #FuckMichigan
The best part is that you’re unironically comparing the concept of pronouns to a meteorologist groundhog named Phil.
if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person
I bet it smell crazy in there
if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person
@724_certified @cantSTOPscroll @stoolpresidente I would like to psychoanalyze why you have such an anal fixation.
@barstoolsports Just knuckles deep into a losing streak rn
@ampersandarrow I lost my virginity to BORIS DIAW while advocating for equal treatment of whores in San Antonio. Couldn’t be happier.
@sneerid This what an Aquarius bootyhole look like
This what an Aquaris bootyhole look like
if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person
@TheEllenShow Petition to sit you and Brittany Spears in a room until I’m forced to put a gun in my mouth and pull the “treat women with respect” trigger
Don’t mind me. I’m just gonna shove a few wet socks as far down my throat as possible and hope someone finds me before it’s too late.
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