Mark Furmston @Furmo91
I was Stephen Merchant without the glasses, but now I have glasses, so I'm just Stephen Merchant. Manchester, England Joined May 2011-
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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
@cinedidsbury My partner left a bag in a screen yesterday. I can't find a phone number to call and check. Please can you DM and respond on here?
Oi @FabrizioRomano, just been past a McLaren on the parkway in Manchester with this reg. #DeadlineDay move for Gibbs White to @ManCity or @ManUtd? 👀
@Criminalsimpson What about ghost mutt?
Hi @mrdanwalker. In honour of my missus' birthday today (surname Wren) we've been compiling a #MondayTeamNews #WrenXI. Thoughts on the below? 433.
@RoyleFamilyShow IS IT NEARLY TIME FOR THE BILL?!
@dronecorleone @Mataniels They've got a Glen Murray 9 Brighton top in the window as well mate, keep up!
@cityreport_ That @EdDzeko volley doesn't get talked about enough! It's some finish!
@dazgart @NursingTimes @CumbriaUni Class this, Daz! Congrats mate!
@LeeNoble20 @joshpearson180 Jimmy Anderson bowls right handed but bats left!
@BillEdgarTimes @TimesSport I've just had a pound on 0-16 away at Brentford tomorrow night. You can't argue with the numbers!
@AdamRichman In the north west of England food = scran. Rebrand Man vs Scran? Has a ring to it!
“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.
@SundayChants Anyone else think number 16 was about to drill one from 30 yards? 😂
@climatepaige @westcoastwinter Currant one? Sorry...
@thegingerwig I'd 100% order one! Superb!
aleyna @aleyynnaa13
6 Followers 432 Following
InnerCityMCFC @InnerCityMCFC
65 Followers 181 Following Posts about CITY! ║Centurions 💯║Treble Winners 🏆🏆🏆║Four in a row 🏆🏆🏆🏆║ Manchester is BLUE║ @InnerCityMCFC
Brendan B @1981BrendanB
1K Followers 4K Following Explorer of all things live music. Spotify Playlist curator. A big fan of the cinema (mainstream, indie and everything in between), sports, NYC, and more.
Torpoez @Torpoezfhp
15 Followers 2K Following
Jrod Money 🇺🇸 @lamcorianoIdd
113 Followers 3K Following Paid off 30k in debt and now building wealth with simple investing. I coach you on how to do the same
Eirian Prosser @eirianJprosser
2K Followers 2K Following Award winning news reporter @DailyMail and @JSchofieldTrust fellow get in touch: [email protected]
Thegingerwig @thegingerwig
56K Followers 24K Following MCFC season ticket holder before we were good! (its not my real hair) Owner of https://t.co/bgDQcHwB6q
Luke Furmston @lukefurmston1
4 Followers 173 Following
Faye K 💜🤍💚 @FayeKamsika
6K Followers 6K Following Woman of a Certain Age. Ignoring or blocking the hard-right wing trolls. Trying Bluesky but it’s a bit vanilla.
Simpsons World @SimpsonsWorld1
931 Followers 3K Following Hello Simpsons lovers 😍 We post daily. Please follow for more.!
Sip & Listen @sipandlistenpod
32 Followers 55 Following A brewer (Kieran Johnson) and a musician (@LiamMcClair) pair an album with a boozy beverage in this cosy, long form podcast.
Lydia Coates @LydiaCoates3
72 Followers 2K Following I practice safe sex. I tie you to the bed so you won’t fall off.😱 My WhatsApp +1(346)971-0431
Steve Hollick @stevehollick
990 Followers 863 Following Former awful goalkeeper who loves Futsal & Beach Soccer. Tried to become a DIY enthusiast but now back working as a dodgy gk coach with a Toblerone foot service
Chris Perch @chris_perch
3 Followers 41 Following
Mark Williams @sharkyyyyyy
464 Followers 2K Following
Harriet Millar-Mills @millarmills
2K Followers 298 Following Here to make the world a more awkward place! Rugby player and mathematics teacher!
mark hewitt @MarkHewittTHFC
23 Followers 32 Following
Geraldine Mc Parland @gmcparland92
75 Followers 361 Following largely retweets of people funnier than me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jonny Brown @jonnyb_01
144 Followers 447 Following I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been. All thoughts my own!
Eliot Lyon @EliotLyon
180 Followers 2K Following
Slot Killer @TheSlotKillers
101 Followers 2K Following Watch us play online casino slots for bonuses and features and win big money on the way! Visit our Youtube channel and subscribe here : https://t.co/VOQwBiBWA9
EE @EE
342K Followers 111K Following Here to help you get the most from Home, Learn, Work and Game. Need support? Contact us through the EE app: https://t.co/J12CgF5nqB
The Font, Chorlton @TheFontChorlton
5K Followers 2K Following Cask ales, craft beer, cocktails & home cooked food 🥰🙌 All bookings via our website ✨ Walk ins welcome 😘
Friday Night Live @FridayLiveMCR
250 Followers 1K Following Local band showcase at Dulcimer Bar Chorlton. Next date 23rd February featuring Demur, Champion of Youth and Serene.
The Kirsty Club @thekirstyclub
2K Followers 2K Following Twitter home of The Kirsty Club, raising funds for Francis House Children's Hospice, Manchester continuing Kirsty Howard's amazing legacy in her memory.
Betfriend @Betfriend_UK
72 Followers 730 Following The home of real money football betting between friends. Forget the bookmakers...We bet each other!!!
Brewski Chorlton @BrewskiChorlton
2K Followers 3K Following Brewski is.. 14 rotating taps of craft beer, Beer by the flight, Gourmet Pizza 20 inch or by the slice, Poutine, All American Brunch, G & T pots, Hard Shakes.
Daz @dazgart
412 Followers 431 Following
WastedDaze @WastedDazeSC
7 Followers 20 Following
adidassoccer @adidassoccerman
422 Followers 4K Following
Me @SAMLVCFC
467 Followers 5K Following
soszyn @soszyn
20 Followers 1K Following
Tracie Crossman @chunkiebun
18 Followers 686 Following Live with my 3 girls and my neice and lots of animals. Volunteer at ponderosa pony rescue, and own a little dartmoor hill pony called Cow.
scott @scott_warwick
62 Followers 134 Following
Ed @eddiefaulter
849 Followers 3K Following
MrElliott @MrADElliott
17 Followers 126 Following
Mike @FurmstonMike
11 Followers 281 Following
MattNUFC @MaverickNUFC
1K Followers 3K Following Huge NUFC fan, Eagles 🏈 done a fair few triatlons and love a cycle & gigs. Husband to Sarah, Dad to Evelyn born 12/02/16 5lb 14oz & Thea 21/10/21 5lb 2oz
Chloe Ranger @ChloeRanger04
113 Followers 429 Following
KGH (Kalani Ghost Hun... @kalanighost
31K Followers 902 Following NASHVILLE | 3 Mil Tiktok | Native Hawaiian | Sub to the YouTube 🤙🏽 Biz: [email protected]
Martine Croxall @MartineBBC
137K Followers 4K Following BBC Presenter. Celebrity Mastermind winner. Star of rogue camera viral videos. Instagram: @themartinecroxall
OLDSKOOLBBALL @oldskoolbballx
47K Followers 2K Following From the hardwood to your feed - founded by @tarikarslan_1 in 2009 - this is the official X account of OLDSKOOLBBALL for business: [email protected]
Victoria Coren Mitche... @VictoriaCoren
652K Followers 645 Following writer, broadcaster and poker player
InnerCityMCFC @InnerCityMCFC
65 Followers 181 Following Posts about CITY! ║Centurions 💯║Treble Winners 🏆🏆🏆║Four in a row 🏆🏆🏆🏆║ Manchester is BLUE║ @InnerCityMCFC
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson
260K Followers 356 Following the gangsta who’s dissin’ your flygirl
Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats
2.5M Followers 213 Following All things cats! @FoundationOfWen DM for credit or removal
pub_queues @QueuesPub
14K Followers 3K Following A campaign to end the recent phenomenon of queuing single file in pubs. We queue for the bus, or for the checkout not at bars. Message in your photos
J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling
13.8M Followers 1K Following Author, founder of Lumos and Beira's Place, surname rhymes with bowling, not growling.
Richard Jolly 🇺�... @RichJolly
67K Followers 1K Following Senior Football Correspondent @independent. https://t.co/Vb9eYZVbEM
Great British Getty I... @shitbritishpics
86K Followers 416 Following Exploring the Getty Images archive one photo at a time. With thanks to the fantastic photographers who make it all possible. And Melinda Messenger.
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
123K Followers 6K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
The Harry Enfield Sho... @HarryEnfield6
88K Followers 365 Following Harry Enfield fan account. Tweeting material from the Harry Enfield shows. content not owned. non-verified, so clips subject to 2:20 limits
Andre Braugher @AndreBraugher
181K Followers 11 Following Watch @nbcbrooklyn99 on Thursdays at 8/7c, I act on that. Instagram: AndreBraugher
Pints Drank @PintsDrank
149K Followers 302 Following A burgeoning community of people who love a pint. DM your perfect pint pics & location.
The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_
49K Followers 127 Following Promoting the best bands and artists 🎸[email protected] for enquiries 📧
THREADSPY @THREADSPYUK
71K Followers 13 Following Daily updates, deals & discount codes on premium menswear & streetwear from over 70 retailers. Adidas Originals / CP Company / Stone Island & more.
Simpsons England @EnglandSimpsons
10K Followers 87 Following World Cup, England National Team and Premier League Simpsons memes. #ThreeLions
Real Talk Manchester ... @RealTalkMCFC
85K Followers 2K Following Posts about Manchester City, Premier League & European football | Opinions • Analysis • Banter | Turn on notifications | @RealTalkManCity
Lancashire Cricket @lancscricket
148K Followers 262 Following Official home of the Red Rose. 🌹 #RedRoseTogether
Jon Parkin @Parky08
40K Followers 1K Following After dinner speaker. contact @dinnerspeakers for enquiries @undrthecosh podcast https://t.co/VbKFrOIVcZ
Jason Tindall despera... @jasontindall_
48K Followers 4 Following
SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons
31K Followers 95 Following English Football with the Simpsons, together at last
Reddit Reposts @redditrepostss
258K Followers 5 Following
Grassroots @Teamgrassroots_
97K Followers 26K Following The official TeamGrassroots X account. Grassroots Football News • Funding • Campaigns • Support • Teamwear Independent • National • Est 2014.
C̷I̷T̷Y̷L̷O̷C̷... @City_On_Tour
9K Followers 5K Following Flags, Stickers etc. The best fans in the land & all the world. very trendy #mcfc 👨🏻🦘 🇫🇲🏳️🏴
HLTCO @HLTCO
215K Followers 42K Following I talk about football all day, every day; I love the sport (& Crystal Palace) with every fibre of my being. Patreon - https://t.co/drp6z5k63Q
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
630K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner
406K Followers 2K Following Dad to Henry, Darla, Roma & Archie👨💼 West Ham Fan⚒ ❤️Cooking👨🍳 Work Enquires - [email protected] The Original BOSH❤️
Shit Planning @PlanningShit
132K Followers 665 Following A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.
What's the Story 90s ... @wts90sglory
21K Followers 193 Following • Two Mates • Talking 90s • Crack open a four pack and join in the fun 🍻🍻 #90s
Newhouse Wildlife Res... @NewhouseRescue
10K Followers 12 Following We rehabilitate injured and orphaned wildlife. Bigger, Stronger & Free. That is our mission. Always has been. Always will be.
The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan
134K Followers 3K Following Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!
Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman
58K Followers 643 Following I am a man with many hats and outfits, having adventures everywhere... I admire the bowler hatted man from 52 Festive Road.
GrieveWatch @GrieveWatch
64K Followers 114 Following Monitoring, assessing and promoting appropriate displays of patriotic grieving.
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