Future Jason @FutureJason
VillaRuse. Steampunk bass. Live from 2027. Dictated but not read. Joined January 2012-
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My Pokemon Go Trainer Code is 8934 5456 1734. #pokemongo #addme
But Marilyn wore great cheese puffs. She'll take the fashion risks. @profmeowzers x.com/cmfarnum/statu…
The vegetables make grand outfits As do the compact discs @futurejason x.com/dwillis443/sta…
But Marilyn wore great cheese puffs. She'll take the fashion risks. @emilyshilling13 x.com/cmfarnum/statu…
The vegetables make grand outfits As do the compact discs @futurejason x.com/dwillis443/sta…
Please RT! Let's save these penguins! You know I love 🐧🐧🐧!!! bit.ly/29BwUk9 @BAS_News #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #Misso43
Let's save these penguins for my woman! x.com/misso43/status…
Please RT! Let's save these penguins! You know I love 🐧🐧🐧!!! bit.ly/29BwUk9 @BAS_News #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #Misso43
Panic! At the Orgy @midnight #ruinaband #jkthatmakesitbetter
@midnight "Payphones" isn't even in my phone dictionary.
@midnight I remember payphones #cringeworthy
Hairy chick nipples @midnight #cringeworthy
@midnight Amy Winehouse snowball #cringeworthy
@midnight aggravated sodomy conviction #cringeworthy
Raise your hand if you want more awesomeness in your buuuuuutt!
If I'm gonna die anyway, I might as well go out licking a tornado.
When Stan Lee comes into the Stash, do they have to sit down to hide their boners? #CBM
"you are as hard to please lyrically as you are in bed, and both make my fucking jaw hurt"
My Bucket of Emptiness yields +3 sadness.
So technically all of your songs are lion shit.
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