Perfect Height Guy @GarbageReturn
Almost time to log off Joined June 2019-
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Fans when their mid-major team starts having success under a new young coach
Fans when their mid-major team starts having success under a new young coach
“The cops didn’t come because it’s a conspiracy to keep crime numbers down” not that the cops are all lazy fucks who don’t want to be bothered doing more than making TikTok’s, swiping right on <18 year olds, and playing candy crush from their car
“The cops didn’t come because it’s a conspiracy to keep crime numbers down” not that the cops are all lazy fucks who don’t want to be bothered doing more than making TikTok’s, swiping right on <18 year olds, and playing candy crush from their car
Can’t really get over Edward Sharpe looking exactly like GOB in a forget-me-now flashback
People are dunking on this and it’s not without some dunk worthiness but when dumb dumb took over and turned off/paywalled API access this is an expected outcome. Use bots to scrape the data in a more annoying manner to get around the arbitrary nature of walling the garden.
People are dunking on this and it’s not without some dunk worthiness but when dumb dumb took over and turned off/paywalled API access this is an expected outcome. Use bots to scrape the data in a more annoying manner to get around the arbitrary nature of walling the garden.
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One element of the political policing intimidation attempt is over. We played a historic set at Glastonbury. Whole area closed an hour before due to crowds. A celebration of love and solidarity. A sea of good people at the world's most famous festival. Shortly afterwards we…
while my kiddo has been inpatient but the AUDACITY to lie to my face when I said “did he really gain a full pound today or was that just a typo”. So I drove in and observed his next weigh in (not up a pound lol) and she STILL tried to tell me it was the scales fault
Gotta be honest no one really tells you what it’s like having a kid in the NICU and every day I feel like I’ve gone a little more insane
Writing texts for help and then deleting them because you don’t want to be a bother >>>>
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Banal really got me.
Pricemaster should oversee the conclave imo
Not raised right if you’re door dashing fucking SOAP and this an issue foh
Not raised right if you’re door dashing fucking SOAP and this an issue foh
Hey folks just worried I’m missing something- I haven’t seen any Ethan stories tonight? Did I get blocked?
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Americans when they see investment in infrastructure
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