Garrett Cilantro @GarrettCilantro
Can someone teach me how to use an axe? Joined September 2022-
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Greasy Gary, failed gubernatorial candidate and snake oil salesman gave up on the ax chopping of presplit logs and went right for the chainsaw. Be careful Gary!
Greasy Gary, failed gubernatorial candidate and snake oil salesman gave up on the ax chopping of presplit logs and went right for the chainsaw. Be careful Gary! https://t.co/cFC8AN07Tr
Mom. We had Gary the substitute teacher again today. He sold us go-go juice and told us there was no such thing as outer space. We made tinfoil hats for art class.
Mom. We had Gary the substitute teacher again today. He sold us go-go juice and told us there was no such thing as outer space. We made tinfoil hats for art class.
Looking at you, Greasy Garrett.
John James just voted for the Macomb County Public Works Commissioner… …for Speaker of the House. So we know how seriously he’s taking his responsibilities as a US Representative.
Allow us to break character for a moment: We are praying for those at MSU. We would also like to take a moment to remind everyone that this weekend Lansing is playing host to the @MIGOP convention this weekend - the party that consistently opposes reasonable gun control.
My only priority as @MIGOP chairman will be to rebuild the HQ as a LOG CABIN! #lumbersexual
Netflix and Hulu in the background waiting to cash in on the When We Were Young documentaries they’re about to make
Your daily dose of facts with Snake Oil Cilantro!
Days like the one Tudor Dixon is having today on Twitter are why my staff has alerts set up for every time I tweet. (Hi Sara and I’m sorry).
💙 Britt 💙 @ResisterBritt
11K Followers 11K Following #VoteBlue #Resist #AdoptDontShop #LGBTQ+ #climateactionnow, cat/dog mom, animal/environmental activist, vegetarian. No MAGA allowed. #Chiefs #Braves #LGRW
Wudutay @wudutay5267
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Brittany Holmes @BrittanyHo79734
66 Followers 817 Following Die hard RAIDERS fan from LA and of course ©️ LOS DOYERS. "Ah, it's okay. There's no sugar in pixie sticks"
Krish Mathrani @MathraniKrish
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Sue Jordan @realsuejordan
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Labor Podcast @PLURPpodcast
244 Followers 346 Following Weekly podcast diving into issues for Union members. From politics, shop issues, or charity events.
Sarah May-Seward @SMSforMI51
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MW DCMI Captain @MelissaLoGic17
4K Followers 5K Following Democracy loving girl .#WomanRights Keeping kids safe in schools , spread Truth 🚫 Lies , Activism is in my blood, Mom 🥰 ,Resister #DCMI captain 💙🌊
Indivisible Michigan @IndivisibleMich
8K Followers 6K Following We are an independent force for progressive change in Michigan. Tweets by a corps of dedicated Michiganders. Rogue af and proud of it.
Michigan Tea @MichiganTea
13K Followers 9K Following Independent news and research on all things MI. This one and my backup @michigantea2021 are my only accounts and I do not have a website. $michigantea
Elena J. Greer @1242elena
757 Followers 3K Following A political professional working toward a more equitable and democratic future for Michigan! #Vote
Tom Richardson c.im/@.. @cascadetommy
292 Followers 456 Following Runner, mathematician, invented Filbert matrix. Founding member of Kado Brothers Band. Third Coastal Elite. https://t.co/4RlsoOo1O6. NEW! CascadeTommy @bsky
Gee-Gee🦋🌻 @geegee_chuk
2K Followers 5K Following Nature and Animal Lover 💚 Wife, Mom, Gma ❤ 28yr UAW Auto Worker 💪 Feminist AF 🙌 Proud GenX ✌️ My Give a Fuck is Gone 🤣 Mitten Born and Raised Luv ✋
Left of Center MI @leftofcentermi
4K Followers 323 Following matters of the Mitten, because the Mitten matters. MI politics, events, and musings.
Sooner Girl @Trumpsadumbass1
5K Followers 6K Following Democrat #Resister #Voteblue Hate Trump! NO 🚫MAGA !! Love OU Boomer Sooner 🏈PRO ROE ❤️Swiftie🙅🏻♀️🍀🇺🇦 ♊️ NO 🚫DMs
Concerned Citizen �.. @Seanphicks
4K Followers 5K Following Macomb County, MI. #LGBTQ #grassroots activism. My views are my own. #MI09. Politics. It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light
Sage Petoskey @sagepetoskey
5K Followers 5K Following Founder of Senior meal program 💙 Co-founder of kids weekend meal program.💙Retired Military Family 🇺🇸💙 EOL Doula💙 Food is Love 🚫Maga
Blue-eyed girl @doggymomma3
505 Followers 1K Following “Perfection is the enemy of progress.”—Winston Churchill.
Jeff Spakowski - not .. @JeffSpakowski
1K Followers 4K Following Starting to migrate to the blue place find me at https://t.co/4hd1uOWh0y Born at C02 319.62 PPM
Meshawn Maggot @meshawnsSuit
46 Followers 11 Following no longer my shit show. parody of a human. Jumbo Double Ultra Mega Mecha Super Dooper Califragelistic Expealidocious MAGA
DarkGretch @DarkGretch
227 Followers 155 Following Not the account of the Great Governor of Michigan. Love Big Gretch, Do Not Fuck Around and make her go DarkGretch
GymLeaderBrent @GymLeaderIroh
200 Followers 289 Following Still just a totally normal arcanine in a tea cup from Detroit.
The MAGA Bride’s Dr.. @Magabridedress
271 Followers 256 Following The MAGA Bride’s Dress parody account. I am busting at the seams with tweets. Stretched to the limit but still moving forward. #Trump2024
Michigan GOP Watch @MiMagaWatch
14K Followers 9K Following Renowned MiGOP pundit | US Army, 3rd Infantry Division Veteran | Marine Dad
Tooter Vixen @TooterVixen
272 Followers 36 Following Running for something. Endorsed by that guy. Running with a polo shirt. Paid for by that woman. Running against that other woman. Parody account. No exceptions.
Perry Johnson’s Hai.. @perrys_hair
371 Followers 378 Following Lover of formaldehyde soaks, fine wine, and private jets. Cousin of Donald Trump’s Hair, 2x removed. tweets = opinions. parody, duh.
MIRS.news @MIRSnews
14K Followers 1K Following Michigan Information & Research Service Inc. - Michigan's leader in providing Capitol news coverage.
Malachi Barrett @PolarBarrett
9K Followers 4K Following I'll quote you for @BridgeDet313 | Previously @MLive @CMUniversity | Cui Bono?
Lauren Gibbons @LaurenMGibbons
9K Followers 3K Following MI state government reporter @bridgemichigan. press corps punk. live music enthusiast, irish dancer, history buff, dog person. we gotta stay positive.
Michigan Democrats @MichiganDems
49K Followers 3K Following Official Twitter account of the Michigan Democratic Party. Chair @LavoraBarnes. Get involved at https://t.co/3jMvnVxznd & follow on our app: https://t.co/s8wa54XVxW
Mari Manoogian @MariManoogian
23K Followers 4K Following Former Michigan State Rep-turned Political Director for @thenext50us. Here to elect the next generation of Democrats & tweet about the NBA and diplomacy.🏀♥️🌎
Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts
12K Followers 517 Following bizarre and secretly influential (this is a parody account)
Andrea Bitely @AndreaBitely
4K Followers 4K Following VP Comms @MichRetail. Opinions my own. Local News Superfan. Alum of: @politico @uschamber @miattygen @truscottrossman @westernmichu
Chad Livengood @ChadLivengood
40K Followers 8K Following Politics Editor at The @DetroitNews | Michiganian | @crainsdetroit @delawareonline @SpringfieldNL @JacksonCitPat @CMLife alum | [email protected]
Jordyn Hermani (🔈:.. @JordynHermani
5K Followers 2K Following Capitol reporter w/ @BridgeMichigan. I like my coffee black just like my metal. (Past: @Mlive, @GongwerMichigan, @Politico)
Emily Lawler @emilyjanelawler
19K Followers 7K Following Politics editor @Freep. Formerly @MLive, @MIRSNews. Send tips & cat pics to [email protected].
Zach Gorchow @ZachGorchow
12K Followers 2K Following Exec. Editor & Publisher of @GongwerMichigan | Co-host of the MichMash podcast | formerly of @freep, @thesnews | Sneaking in some sports takes here and there
Ben Solis @bensolis1
3K Followers 2K Following Husband to @boolificent | @GongwerMichigan covering @MISupremeCourt @MIAttyGen @MichStatePolice & @RedistrictingMI | Geek for Comics💥Music🎸Movies🍿Games🎮
Sooner Girl @Trumpsadumbass1
5K Followers 6K Following Democrat #Resister #Voteblue Hate Trump! NO 🚫MAGA !! Love OU Boomer Sooner 🏈PRO ROE ❤️Swiftie🙅🏻♀️🍀🇺🇦 ♊️ NO 🚫DMs
DarkGretch @DarkGretch
227 Followers 155 Following Not the account of the Great Governor of Michigan. Love Big Gretch, Do Not Fuck Around and make her go DarkGretch
The MAGA Bride’s Dr.. @Magabridedress
271 Followers 256 Following The MAGA Bride’s Dress parody account. I am busting at the seams with tweets. Stretched to the limit but still moving forward. #Trump2024
Dave Johnson 👨🏻.. @NotDaveJohnson
893 Followers 1K Following Father. Educator. Maker of Things. Michigan Council for the Social Studies President. Viewpoints are my own. Ed.S. Liver Donor.
David Eggert @DavidEggert00
29K Followers 4K Following Politics/policy reporter for @CrainsDetroit & @CrainsGR | Formerly @AP & various newspapers | Husband/dad, @NorthwesternU grad | [email protected]
MW DCMI Captain @MelissaLoGic17
4K Followers 5K Following Democracy loving girl .#WomanRights Keeping kids safe in schools , spread Truth 🚫 Lies , Activism is in my blood, Mom 🥰 ,Resister #DCMI captain 💙🌊
Is Anyone Left? 🍉 @is_anyone_left
3K Followers 1K Following Focused on voting and fighting misinformation. #taxTheRich
Kasey Helton AF @KaseyHelton05
4K Followers 3K Following Rightwing Pest Control. Felonious Tweeter. Chaotic Good. ✊🏿🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ she/her
Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow
248K Followers 5K Following Michigan State Senate Majority Whip | @NotreDame | @raywert's ginger half | Noa's mom
Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer
227K Followers 145 Following Lifelong Michigander. Proud mom. Governor of Michigan. This is my personal account. For my official account, visit @GovWhitmer.
Left of Center MI @leftofcentermi
4K Followers 323 Following matters of the Mitten, because the Mitten matters. MI politics, events, and musings.
Sarah May-Seward @SMSforMI51
4K Followers 2K Following Bartender. Mom to a teen w/disabilities & wife to a firefighter. BoD OCHN, SUD Board, CMHAM Children's Issues, OC Sanitary Board. MI HD 51 Candidate.
Distill Social @DistillSocial
7K Followers 910 Following Amidst today’s digital deluge, our grassroots media group delivers clear and concise news, empowering the public amidst the noise. 90K on TikTok
Sage Petoskey @sagepetoskey
5K Followers 5K Following Founder of Senior meal program 💙 Co-founder of kids weekend meal program.💙Retired Military Family 🇺🇸💙 EOL Doula💙 Food is Love 🚫Maga
Tooter Vixen @TooterVixen
272 Followers 36 Following Running for something. Endorsed by that guy. Running with a polo shirt. Paid for by that woman. Running against that other woman. Parody account. No exceptions.
Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer
98K Followers 5K Following Strategist. Michigan. Erstwhile GOPer. Senior Advisor @ProjectLincoln Co-Host A Republic, If You Can Keep It. Grieving dad. Skilled in smartassery.
Perry Johnson’s Hai.. @perrys_hair
371 Followers 378 Following Lover of formaldehyde soaks, fine wine, and private jets. Cousin of Donald Trump’s Hair, 2x removed. tweets = opinions. parody, duh.
GymLeaderBrent @GymLeaderIroh
200 Followers 289 Following Still just a totally normal arcanine in a tea cup from Detroit.
Susan J. Demas 🏔 @sjdemas
21K Followers 1K Following Editor-in-chief & columnist at @MichiganAdvance, views are my own. Fmr. Inside Michigan Politics publisher. Mom, spouse, hiker, wanderer, feminist. HCIC.
Craig Mauger @CraigDMauger
36K Followers 4K Following Covers state government and politics in Michigan for @detroitnews. Email is [email protected].
Joe F Spaulding 🦉 @beyond_process
6K Followers 4K Following petitionin' ain't easy, don't be sleazy | we'll never see a better state than Michigan | 🇺🇸 he/him/his 🇲🇽 | 🧵: JoeFSpaulding
Laurie Pohutsky @lpohutsky19
27K Followers 7K Following Speaker Pro Tem • MI State Rep for HD 17 • Chair of Michigan Progressive Women's Caucus • Millennial Microbiologist • Progressive Democrat • She/Her
BarbByrum @BarbByrum
21K Followers 9K Following Ingham County Clerk, Election Geek, Mom, LEO Wife, MSU Spartan 💚, Runner 🏃🏼♀️& Former MI State Legislator 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ she/her
Dana Nessel @dananessel
133K Followers 2K Following Michigan Attorney General. I love my kids, wife, cats, and country. But not Ohio State U.
Michigan GOP Watch @MiMagaWatch
14K Followers 9K Following Renowned MiGOP pundit | US Army, 3rd Infantry Division Veteran | Marine Dad
Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson
142K Followers 2K Following Mom. Michigan Secretary of State. Marathoner.
Steve Neavling @MCmuckraker
27K Followers 3K Following Steve Neavling is an investigative reporter at Detroit Metro Times & creator of Motor City Muckraker, an independent watchdog news site.
Jonathan Oosting @jonathanoosting
28K Followers 2K Following It's pronounced oh-sting, but once called "Qosting." Michigan politics reporter for @BridgeMichigan. DM or email tips to [email protected]
Michigan Tea @MichiganTea
13K Followers 9K Following Independent news and research on all things MI. This one and my backup @michigantea2021 are my only accounts and I do not have a website. $michigantea
Governor Gretchen Whi.. @GovWhitmer
542K Followers 533 Following 49th Governor of Michigan. Proud mom.
WXYZ Detroit @wxyzdetroit
452K Followers 2K Following WXYZ 7 Action News is Detroit's breaking news and weather leader. Channel 7 - on-air, online at https://t.co/HgiEt2XcpR and on your favorite streaming devices.
Detroit Free Press @freep
539K Followers 3K Following Award-winning local news and analysis from Detroit, Michigan // On Guard since 1831.
Local 4 WDIV Detroit @Local4News
463K Followers 3K Following #Detroit's news leader, on air and online. Tweets managed by @ClickOnDetroit team. News tip? 📧 [email protected] | Stream 24/7 on Local 4+ #ExpectMore
Pure Michigan @PureMichigan
536K Followers 3K Following Use #PureMichigan to share the landscapes, lifestyle and cultural attractions of Michigan. Tweet your recommendations or questions with #PureMichiganChat.
@jonathanoosting That is where all 1st district votes will occur. Be there or your vote will not be counted.
@CraigDMauger Word is they were afraid the GOP would try to sell the church while they were in there.
Whoever has been handling dispatch for MSU, thank you. What an amazing job. If I knew who you were I'd be baking you cake and scheduling you a massage.
@MichiganTea @Grassroots_Army Think of all the people that won’t be able to heat their homes since he’s not out chopping wood all the time
@benny_lava @Grassroots_Army Or maybe he has a wood chopping OF. 🤮
@slandersonwdc 100%. She moved to Florida to "retire", hence her casual wear.
On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”
@BrendanBuck Oh he’s running for President regardless of if he wins the GOP nomination. He’ll run as a third party candidate in that case and absolutely tank the GOP
Wonder if @REALNickDeLeeuw will do a dirty delete or he’s become comfortable with his bad takes being public knowledge.
Well, that didn’t age well! Oopsies! @REALNickDeLeeuw @stusandler @NRSC @NRSC_Rapid @ScottforFlorida
@REALNickDeLeeuw @stusandler Can we circle back to this?
@AndreaBitely The freshman 15 just looks like more on a squirrel, I guess.
@MichiganTea @JoshShapiroPA I just signed up to be a Michigan Poll watcher with some right wing nut group so I can infiltrate it. Let’s see what happens.
@FOX2News Shoplifting is apparently news-worthy now.
@TudorDixon Is this a part of that same screenplay written by the Gratiot Republicans?
@kurteichenwald Why does the husband get to control all the money?
If you stand with President Biden against MAGA Republicans; If you are voting blue because you support women, LGBT and helping others; Drop me a 💙 because I'd like to follow you & I know my friends would too.
Cable news can't have an adult discussion about serious threats to democracy, but they can devote days of coverage to a monarchy we fought to free ourselves from via a bloody war of independence.
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