Perry Johnson’s Hair @perrys_hair
Lover of formaldehyde soaks, fine wine, and private jets. Cousin of Donald Trump’s Hair, 2x removed. tweets = opinions. parody, duh. IowaSux.com The Matrix Joined May 2022-
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Are the boo's in the room with us? Now this delusional dude is hearing things. Great.
Who TF taught these men how to stand? This is just awkward.
Time to take cover in the solarium!
Time to take cover in the solarium!
What is coke? We only ignite the formaldehyde infusers up in here!
What is coke? We only ignite the formaldehyde infusers up in here!
Today’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of Armageddon. #Eclipse2024
Every restaurant lavatory should have a bidet. Change my mind.
It takes a few moments to share on social media murky information that might or might not be true. To correct the record, on this matter, it took 4 days, a visit to a county jail, a visit to two courthouses and interviews with a handful of lawyers.
It takes a few moments to share on social media murky information that might or might not be true. To correct the record, on this matter, it took 4 days, a visit to a county jail, a visit to two courthouses and interviews with a handful of lawyers.
Why are there so many helicopters hovering over the mansion?!
What on earth does “rizz” mean?
Nothing like a nice formaldehyde soak in the solarium! 😌
“Only when the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten, and the last stream poisoned, you will realize that you cannot eat money.” -Cree Indian Proverb
Y’all got anymore of those pixels? 🙄
Why does this read like it’ll be used in a future FBI affidavit about extremism?
@realDaveCellar That’s some sad ass Meijer bargain shelf cake.
“We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s.” -Charlie Kirk
“We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s.” -Charlie Kirk
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Two time loser!
Two time loser! https://t.co/UOc8JiAk7l
Michigan GOP Watch @MiMagaWatch
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Michigan Tea @MichiganTea
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Extreme Michigan @ExtremeMichigan
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Jill 🫱🏻✋🏻 .. @WhitchMI
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Marie Wicks @MarieWicks4
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I am my father's daug.. @Not_the_1_uwant
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George Micro @GeorgeMicro1
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Indivisible Michigan @IndivisibleMich
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Sarah May-Seward @SMSforMI51
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BarbByrum @BarbByrum
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Jonathan Oosting @jonathanoosting
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Susan J. Demas 🏔 @sjdemas
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Left of Center MI @leftofcentermi
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LeavingLasLansing @JoeFrid03736077
421 Followers 428 Following Make things. dyslexic So. Hope I never have to make a living.
Kalea (Kay-lee) Hall @bykaleahall
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nick “lindy”quist @nick_lindquist
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Luke Dretske @lukedretske
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Wisconsin Right Now @wisconsin_now
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Adam Jarchow @AdamJarchow
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Scott Walker @ScottWalker
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Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow
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Shadow Governor Vos @Robin_Vos_Stan
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Anna Kelly @AnnaKellyWI
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Brooks @EBrooksUncut
5K Followers 4K Following Largely political and sports take. Former @RebeccaForReal. School Choice Advocate. Views are my own. Take what you can. Give nothing back.
The Wisconsin Wasp @WisconsinWasp
3K Followers 2K Following Dubbed “Great Value Babylon Bee.” Wisconsin satire joking about politics. Submit headline suggestions to [email protected].
Sterling Silver III @SSilverIII
561 Followers 3K Following Luke 6:38 Senior Research Analyst @AFPhq Former @delvedc @AmericaRising @LeahVukmir @WISGOP @Marquetteu grad
Michigan Liberals @MILiberals
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Carl Hufner @CarlHufner
108 Followers 976 Following trucker. BPOE #368. radio handle is Hammerhead. Flying J My Rewards Plus Member. MAGA2024-2044 🇺🇸🔨🚚📻
MI Pangolin @MI_Pangolin
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Perry Tracker 🅿️ @Quality_Tracker
43 Followers 78 Following Tracking all news, events, and happenings regarding Perry 2024! Follow for updates.
Occam’s Razor @OccamsRazorCuts
8K Followers 9K Following Just the neighborhood cat, in a hat, pointing out the obvious. RT is not endorsement
orgfarmer @orgfarmer
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McShane @greendunkin
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Iowan Politics @iowanpolitics
2K Followers 3K Following Tweeting the latest political news in #Iowa. Reporting, engaging, debating - 280 characters at a time. #IAPolitics #IACaucus #IA01 #IA02 #IA03 #IA04 #IASEN
Mitchell Treadwell �.. @MitchATreadwell
897 Followers 369 Following I make life interesting for my friends. City Commissioner for Traverse City, opinions are my own. Likes/retweets/etc are not endorsements
Bridgette Thomas @BJettThomas
170 Followers 927 Following Detroit native. Trying to build my family tree, tracing Irish, Scottish, Polish and Romanian roots. She/Her
Jason Morgan @JasonMorganMI
4K Followers 2K Following State Representative (MI-23) | Ann Arbor, MI | Michigan Dem Party Vice Chair | DNC member | Fmr. teacher (proud MEA) | lover of cats, cows & cheese. (he/him)
Darrin Camilleri @darrincamilleri
11K Followers 931 Following Michigan State Senator and Assistant Majority Leader, representing Downriver and Western Wayne County. Immigrant son. @kcollege alum. Former teacher.
Stephanie Chang @stephanielily
12K Followers 5K Following #mommylegislator. #GettingThingsDone for opportunity, access, justice, and equity. Headshot: Rosa Maria Zamarron | Cover: Tyre Nichols
SML Winnie Brinks @WinnieBrinks
9K Followers 2K Following MI Senate Majority Leader | SD29 | I wasn't planning to go into politics, but Michigan deserves honest, hardworking representation.
MI House Democrats @MIHouseDems
27K Followers 6K Following In this House, we're #PuttingPeopleFirst and fighting for an equitable, safe and welcoming Michigan for ALL! #MILeg
Mari Manoogian @MariManoogian
23K Followers 4K Following Former Michigan State Rep-turned Political Director for @thenext50us. Here to elect the next generation of Democrats & tweet about the NBA and diplomacy.🏀♥️🌎
علي السنيدا.. @alialsonidar
103K Followers 2K Following A photographer from the old city of Sana'a, interested in street life photography, I won first place in the @MiddleEastInst competition. #Yemen
Kyra Harris Bolden @KyraHBolden
9K Followers 1K Following Wife, Mommy, Lawyer ⚖️, AKA 💚💕, Nutella lover🍫, Justice
Senator Dayna Polehan.. @SenPolehanki
22K Followers 3K Following State Senator, Michigan. Majority Caucus Chair & Education Cmte Chair. Former English teacher for ~20 years. 2X Teacher of the Year. Personal account.
Abraham Aiyash @AbrahamAiyash
10K Followers 1K Following MI House Majority Floor Leader. Son of Immigrants. @JMCMSU Alum. Lover of environmental justice, CFB🏈, transparency, FIRST Robotics, & coffee. Think Different.
Sam Inglot @saminglot
3K Followers 2K Following Executive director at @ProgressMich but this is my Twitter. He/Him
JP Isbell @IsbellJp
180 Followers 501 Following Award-Winning News Reporter for Michigan News Source
Benjamin Rothove @BenjaminRothove
3K Followers 3K Following Wisconservative 🧀 // YouTuber (70K Subscribers // Team @LeadersKeepNine // @FreeConTalk // Words in @FreemenNewslet, @WSJOpinion, @NRO, @CollegeFix
Jeff Pfeifer @pfeifer_jeff
578 Followers 987 Following Public Affairs/Engagement @catchtheride, @umich Alum x 2 (@umichlsa '14, @fordschool MPA '22). Formerly: @harborstrategic. A2 Townie.
MI SUNSHINE 🟧🟦 @MISUNSHINE01
3K Followers 4K Following Your vote is a chess move for the world you want to live in
Lemi Dovato @ChocoLoco707
281 Followers 1K Following “Christian” ✝️ + “Patriot” 🇺🇸= I know where you were on January 6th. I don’t argue with MAGAts or people suffering from Dunning Kruger Syndrome.
Ben Tramer @DukeFan1983
348 Followers 380 Following Haddonfield High School. 18-19 yrs old. Recently bought a stupid mask. Real drunk
Serious Hair Metal En.. @BackForMore1984
333 Followers 457 Following You can still rock in America. Phone: 719-266-2837
Chris Bottger @ChrisBottger
2K Followers 1K Following The Famed Youtuber. Weekly Music Reviews. The Rock Roundtable. LEGO. Please Subscribe to my channel! https://t.co/9R9wl2vg1L He/Him Democrat Gamer
Brian Chovanec @Brian_Chovanec
114K Followers 106K Following #NeverTrump moderate Democrat. #Biden2024🥁 #TurnTexasBlue🛹🌊Astros⚾️Rockets🏀Texans🏈Aggies Wholelife Catholic https://t.co/HnBL8KX2Fz 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
Julia Blough @juliablough
529 Followers 258 Following Mom, admirably persistent or notoriously combative, depending on your point of view. she/her
Vaush 🇵🇸 @VaushV
240K Followers 1K Following Libertarian Socialist | Homosexual | Racial Hyperjustice | Ultrafeminist | World’s Only Advocate For Transgender Rights | Livestreamer (homosexual)
Honestly, the fervor surrounding the eclipse has been kind of nice in the sense that it is an event with mostly nationwide access/interest that -- as far as I'm aware, and if it's not, don't spoil this for me -- is incredibly wholesome and fun to be part of.
If you ever want a super quick way to get on my shit list, send a chat telling me to smile during a Zoom. (Spoiler alert: you do not want to get on my shit list.)
Boy forever trapped in puberty phase and never worked an honest job in his life thinks old people should just work till they drop dead at their desk/work station.
Ben Shapiro on Medicare and Social Security: "No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem."
Mom. We had Gary the substitute teacher again today. He sold us go-go juice and told us there was no such thing as outer space. We made tinfoil hats for art class.
I find it funny that the Dems are losing their minds over a former Michigan Republican Gubernatorial Candidate inspiring 5th graders at a Michigan public school to be the best versions of themselves.
Umm, yeah it does. You can’t effectively cover a congressional delegation remotely, especially when there are members of said delegation who don’t like to answer questions about their votes. You have to show up — at the U.S. Capitol. Showing up matters in this line of work.
@ChadLivengood @CraigDMauger In this day & age, it doesn't matter what State you're associated with or where you report "from"
We’re the only Michigan news organization with a two-reporter bureau in Washington, D.C. Newspapers bigger than The Detroit News have abandoned D.C. coverage altogether. It costs $1 to read this article. We would appreciate your support. subscribe.detroitnews.com/offers?gps-sou…
@ChadLivengood @nannburke @GrantSchwab @detroitnews LOL, "Content only available to subscribers" Fuck off Detroit News...........
Campaigns are responsible for turning out the voters who will vote for their candidate. Clerks are responsible with creating an environment where everyone has the opportunity to vote.
@BarbByrum How do we feel about the accusations that clerks don’t do enough to boost turnout? I think it’s the responsibility of campaigns and folks on the ground. (In 22 we had a very solid effort.) I’d like to hear your thoughts.
They should cover the windows with pizza boxes just for old time's sake.
migopconvention2024.org/convention Huntington Place confirms that the @MIGOP space is ready for Convention Saturday Morning. There will be a vote on the Chair dispute. @MIRSnews @paulegan4 @jonathanoosting @CraigDMauger
A reporter of a major local news outlet admits he doesn't follow decades of news. Michigan Election Law, Public Act 116 of 1954, last amended in 2011, might enlighten you.
I feel completely violated as a voter today in Michigan. The privacy of an individual’s vote should be held in the highest regard. For me to have to disclose which ballot I would like, D or R, to workers, with a line people around me is not right. I wanted to leave. How about…
@CraigDMauger Looks like contempt of court to me
@CraigDMauger Sounds like they prompted ChatGPT to write an email in the tone of the unibomber
Asked if the sponsors were worried about utilities spending against them, Rep. Emily Dievendorf replied: "We trust that our constituents will come out and support us if we're doing the right thing and we're coming down on the right side of history." detroitnews.com/story/news/pol…
@trevorshowvan @TableBoston Have the day you deserve is an absolutely epic sign off! Good for you
@trevorshowvan @TableBoston @EaterBoston @infatuation @TimeOutBoston @bostonherald @BostonFoodDiary @resy It appears one of the restaurants that uses your service is stalking and posting personal information of customers who use your service to book reservations. This has been pointed out to them, but they replied by just turning comments off and leaving it up.
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