Solar eclipses used to involve human sacrifices. But now we can’t because of woke.
@GayLaVie RETVRN (This is a bass pro shop)
@GayLaVie @UKPoliticsLive Got anyone in mind 🤣
@GayLaVie @StruggleDisplay In this New York diner, it was a tradition: big cup of Folgers, eggs and sausage, then everyone goes to the local Mayan temple to watch the human sacrifice to the eclipse. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away. (@DougJBalloon).
@GayLaVie @Medic_Russell The eclipse didn't really cross Europe... It's not our fault you were tardy on your Wicker Man constructions! What kind of size were you thinking? For the next eclipse? I've got S, M, L and XL in stock but will need notice for a larger burn chamber. It's a lot of weaving...
@GayLaVie Remember what they took from us (throwing virgins into a volcano)
@GayLaVie It wouldn't be considered woke to sacrifice commander cheeto right?