Gear # @Gear_Number
Fan impersonation of Klokateer[s] from Metalocalypse, unaffiliated with the writers thereof. Mordhaus Joined February 2010-
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#2811 There appears to be fires raging throughout the hallways. The relative peace in Mordhaus over the last few days has officially ended.
#503 @Skwis_Skwigelf But he... I am very fragile, Sir. Should he decide to retaliate, I am afraid I would be heartbroken.
#503 @W_Murderface Food and wine pairing is my specialty, Sir. Just want to create the best possible experience for you.
#503 @W_Murderface Might I bring you anything else, Sir? A hot dog, or a banana perhaps? I am excellent at pairing food with wine.
#503 @Skwis_Skwigelf I implore you, Sir, please let this remain a secret. I.. believe I have developed, erm.. feelings for @W_Murderface.
#503 @kiddotrue The term "ma'am" is a sign of respect. Nothing to be offended about.
#503 @Skwis_Skwigelf May I speak to you in confidence, Sir? ... You're the closest thing to a priest that I know.
#503 @W_Murderface Sir, the wine tubs are ready. You may partake whenever you like. I've set them up to maintain the correct temperature.
#503 @kiddotrue I... Whatever you say, ma'am. I've got work to do.
#503 @TokiWartooth Why thank you ma'am. Shame to let all of this meticulous artistry go to waste over a silly thing like inappropriate temp.
#503 @kiddotrue .. I, er, wasn't, ma'am. Merely attempting to give my masters the best possible wine experience.
#503 I probably need to check the temperature on these tubs. Everyone knows that wine tastes horrible served at the wrong temp.
#503 @W_Murderface I believe the hot tubs are done. I'm going to go check.. ? Let me know if you require any further assistance.
#503 @W_Murderface I, er... It is a personal policy of mine not to mix business and pleasure, Sir.
#503 @W_Murderface I merely meant that as a Klokateer I am sworn to do as you command. ... You may have misunderstood me.
#503 @W_Murderface Merely an inquiry, Sir. My only purpose in life is to serve you.
#503 @W_Murderface The tubs are being filled at this moment, Sir. Might I round up some altar boys as well?
#503 @kiddotrue Not any more unsanitary than some of the shenanigans I've seen take place in that hot tub.
#503 @Skwis_Skwigelf Right away, Sir. I believe we still have the extra hot tubs from the pig roast, if you'd like me to fill those as well.
#503 @kiddotrue Ma'am, we normally turn the heater off for occasions such as this. Red wine was meant to be served at room temperature.
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