sean 🫐 @GibraltarEgo

heaven smiles on me now and then, but the devil always had hooks in. New Jersey, USA Joined August 2009

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sean 🫐 @GibraltarEgo

4 days ago

A caesar salad can smell great or absolutely vile depending on whether or not someone just puked next to you at the bar

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a week ago

Ever notice how many later Joyce Manor songs start off as if Barry’s saying “And another thing…” cutting straight to the point?

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2 weeks ago

I think we should just never say that dudes name again. Pretend he never existed.

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2 weeks ago

A true stan would know he would’ve hated this sort of empathy.

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3 weeks ago

Coffee in a paper cup hits different

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3 weeks ago

He almost got clipped twice before January and the haters just decided to chill NOW?

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4 weeks ago

I thought that bands name was Osiris like the sneakers all this time and nobody corrected me

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4 weeks ago

The US gov is going to give us back all the money we donated to cancer and medical research, right? They want to pretend it didn’t exist?

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a month ago

Somewhere in NJ, a sucker isn’t liking their friends’ tomatoes or peppers Instagram pics, and I’m here to pick up the pieces

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a month ago

Can ai make Beastie Boys’ sabotage into an Elliott Smith style waltz?

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2 months ago

Me pulling up to Home Depot this morning

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2 months ago

Damn, Black Sabbath was probably my favorite group with Black in their name after Big Black, Black Star, Black Flag, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Frank Black, Black Keys, and Blackstreet

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3 months ago

Hate on AI all you want, but Encarta and Britanica couldn’t help me w this one

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3 months ago

How long you think the lantern flies been planning this shit? Probably decades.

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3 months ago

A.I. is like an inattentive boyfriend. Like, yes I like a picture of a chopped cheese in Elizabeth, NJ, but I don’t care to see pics of smash burgers in Scottsdale, AZ or cheesesteaks in Kenosha.

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4 months ago

Could AI get these two together?

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Venmo’s the most entertaining social media. “Oh you guys got sushi and beers without me again?” “Y’all been married living together for 10 years and still don’t have a joint account for bills?” “Did you have a water gun fight without me or should this payment have been private?”