ThePerfectGirlfriend @GirlfriendHumor
I am Alice and this is my Wonderland; The Ultimate Girlfriend Joined October 2013-
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It's #Friday #Bitches and I'm back! 💕Misses my tweeps! #DateNight
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The reason #Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the #naughty girls live. #MerryChristmas #Tweeps 💋
Throw me to the wolves... I'll return leading the pack. #Bam
Getting to be 5 o'clock... This is #HappyHour and I am your #Tequila.
My heart goes out to that poor young girl who was a victim of #JustinBieber 's verbal abuse. @justinbieber Fame is wasted on you.
Getting to be that time of year when the new years resolution gym members take over... #NewYearsResolution #Annoyed #Gym #GymLife
I love the relationship I have with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night. #Awesome
#Sex is proven to help reduce or even rid the pain of headaches. #NoExcuses #KeepItClassy 💋
#RIPMandela The world has lost an extraordinary man. My deepest condolences.
Don't like me? Don't worry, I like me enough for the both us. #Bam
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. RB #SorryNotSorry 🙊
You can't say happiness without saying penis. (You're welcome 😉.) #Sex & #Happiness #HappyHumpDay 💋
Ever wonder if anything other than food, sports or sex is running through a man's head? #thoughts
Earlier tweet: " @rudsakcanada Super frustrated. How convenient on #CyberMonday" ---Not even a reply. #NotImpressed
@rudsakcanada Super frustrated. How convenient on #CyberMonday
Dating Disaster @tdatingdisaster
972 Followers 4K Following Share your humorous and amusing dating stories to get dating advice, meet new people and even win prizes! http://t.co/2LXSy2aO95
MyDating Disaster @MDatingDisaster
970 Followers 4K Following My Dating Disaster is a website where users can share humorous and amusing dating stories to ask advice, meet people & even win prizes. http://t.co/4nskm8Sseb
Rissy J @SDA_GF
284 Followers 745 Following 18, Christian, So Lucky to have a bestfriend and boyfriend all in one
Breanne @BreanneGregory9
100 Followers 569 Following
no @ashton_kuttcher
163K Followers 162K Following Here to make you smile! I am not Ashton Kutcher. Fan/Parody account. No affiliation with actor Ashton Kutcher. *I dont own content tweeted*
Dillon @XxURBENxX
76 Followers 271 Following Nigga roll one smoke one cant take it dont try it....... Young,Wild, and Free
VivX @VivekMishra09
691 Followers 5K Following I am not what I have done. I am what I have overcome.
baseball girlfriendd @Baseballbaby12
458 Followers 593 Following Highschool relationship 12/11/12 Baseball girlfriend:)) Avi and header NOT us
Mike Egan @EganFitness
260 Followers 673 Following Fitness Professional who likes a good challenge . 🚀 🦍
theforeverkindoflove @queenbullshitt
253 Followers 412 Following this is my little escape from reality
princess @prrincessx0x
98 Followers 246 Following
Brett Boren @babslj69
271 Followers 704 Following
Sam Collins @The_Sam_Collins
36 Followers 158 Following 16, Junior at Gibbs, Single :/ , It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog.
Parental Humour @ParentalHumor
22 Followers 49 Following Being a parent and the things you need to laugh about... Thoughts from the minds of both parents
Jessica Quinn @jessicaquinn01
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Oh.Well @BitchQuenn
2K Followers 2K Following Roses are red violets are blue i suck at everything. blink 182
petra Renee shaw @ShawPetra
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The Real Diaries @Therealdiariess
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Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake
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kate spade new york @katespadeny
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ʙʀɪᴀɴ - 𝔻�... @DocHikes
2K Followers 1K Following Probably hyperfixating on something. AuDHD🧠 Movie/TV/Music Talk 📽️📺🎧 Politics 🏳️🌈 He/They - Opinions are my own & do not reflect any entity I represent.
Ask Under Armour @AskTeamUA
11K Followers 56 Following Official Twitter of the @UnderArmour Customer Service Team. Contact us for all of your UA needs, questions, comments, and concerns.
lululemon @lululemon
920K Followers 98 Following We're always here to support you. Hit the link to chat with us: https://t.co/QOTp7nQIF7
no @ashton_kuttcher
163K Followers 162K Following Here to make you smile! I am not Ashton Kutcher. Fan/Parody account. No affiliation with actor Ashton Kutcher. *I dont own content tweeted*
Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny
1.5M Followers 630 Following CEO & Founder @skinnygirlbrand — Inventor of the Skinny Margarita 🎙️Just B With Bethenny Inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/xsGbIcQoNw
Denise Landis @TheCooksCook
1.1M Followers 542K Following Founder & CEO of The Cook's Cook, LLC, a multimedia company serving an international community of professional chefs & passionate home cooks.
Mike Egan @EganFitness
260 Followers 673 Following Fitness Professional who likes a good challenge . 🚀 🦍
Eric Fleming @EricFleming35
331 Followers 709 Following Marketing Specialist, Voice Over Artist, Graphic Designer , San Francisco Giants and North Carolina Tarheels Fan!
Sam Collins @The_Sam_Collins
36 Followers 158 Following 16, Junior at Gibbs, Single :/ , It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog.
Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag
4.5M Followers 1K Following Men's Health magazine is your ultimate guide to fitness, health, weight loss, nutrition, sex, style and guy wisdom.
DatingAdvice.com @DatingAdviceCom
24K Followers 4K Following Think of us as your wingman bringing you pointers, statistics, and funny stories about love, sex, and relationships. If you need advice, we got you.
Dating Disasters @JillianDates
1K Followers 231 Following I date, I drunk dial, I make lots of mistakes... I write about it all.
DatingDisasters.Me @Dating_Disas_me
115 Followers 123 Following http://t.co/uRjRlPmPHh is the site where we read, rate, comment on and share the disastrous, aggravating or simply hilarious dating stories we have come across
Dating Disasters @DatingDisasters
2K Followers 3K Following How to avoid them (not the dates, the disasters)
Britney Spears 🌹�... @britneyspears
52.7M Followers 335K Following Artist 🎶💃🏼 Mamma 👩👦👦 Pray Every Day 🙏🏼✝️ Chef in the works💋👩🏼🍳
Christian Louboutin @LouboutinWorld
2.8M Followers 611 Following The official account of Christian Louboutin.
petra Renee shaw @ShawPetra
15 Followers 236 Following I'm not a fighter but I will fight for what I love.
Jessica Quinn @jessicaquinn01
70 Followers 167 Following
The Real Diaries @Therealdiariess
8K Followers 6K Following Where the truth is revealed and no stone is left unturned.
Oh.Well @BitchQuenn
2K Followers 2K Following Roses are red violets are blue i suck at everything. blink 182
Bad Girls Mind @badgirlsmind
39 Followers 160 Following This is a twitter account expressing everything that goes through a bad bitches mind. #teamfollowback
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
71.7M Followers 24K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
Scott Disick @ScottDisick
6.1M Followers 23 Following For all inquiries please email [email protected]
Brody Jenner @BrodyJenner
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Kris Jenner @KrisJenner
12.3M Followers 283 Following MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST
Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash
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Parental Humour @ParentalHumor
22 Followers 49 Following Being a parent and the things you need to laugh about... Thoughts from the minds of both parents
Women's Humor @womenshumor
933K Followers 4 Following The official page for @WomensHumor - Tweets made for a woman.
Men's Humor @MensHumor
2.5M Followers 197 Following Humor Tailored for Men. Submit: [email protected] IG: https://t.co/0S9ol61WM6
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