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bo burnham asking the real question
The thinner tree was cut years ago and the big one has been holding and feeding it since then. They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn. #Tiredearth #biodiversity
You have the power to expand Medicare to everyone, so do it.
You have the power to expand Medicare to everyone, so do it.
People who don't get sarcasm are really, really, really smart.
if you enjoy watching horror movies, you’re hot.
Hey, so good to catch up, sorry for acting a little off last night. it’s just because there’s a bunch of stuff wrong with my personality
it’s called fashion. look it up.
so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own
Real fucking funny how much our government cares about a baby when it’s a fetus in someone’s body, but if those babies turn into trans youth they strip away their healthcare. The only thing they care about is policing people’s bodies, let’s be real.
Alternative headline: “vaccine thought to be 98% effective turns out to be 99.993% effective.”
I used to think documentary films were always just people telling the truth about stuff. But they are very commonly long, pretty opeds. Don't assume they are accurately portraying settled perspectives. If you give someone two straight hours, they can convince you of most things.
when zac efron said ‘not gonna stop til i get my shot’ he was talking abt the vaccine .
This is Frida. She has a mustache. It somehow grew in way before her ears did. 14/10 please appreciate her
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This shot alone says so much @boburnham #inside
stop asking me why i’m wearing a skirt, i will never trust pants again!
i will be on the tonight show with jimmy fallon to talk about stuff and things. watch it or don’t idc it’s your choice. u should watch it tho lol... or don’t. but yeah
Trey(7) has a crush on his art teacher, a boy classmate, and a girl classmate. He was sad bc he thought he had to choose girls OR boys. It was very sweet when he understood he can like both. Art teacher is no problem bc, “I don’t want to marry her I just think she’s cute!”
went to my son’s house and his cat was a dick to me
The thinner tree was cut years ago and the big one has been holding and feeding it since then. They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn. #Tiredearth #biodiversity
@emmalangevinxo Dear Emma’s mom: I’m sorry for being a bad influence and always trying to make Emma split her tongue.
We wouldn't call it irresponsible to provide therapy, CBT or medication, just because it doesn't work for everyone. So let me share things that worked for me. The trick is to try something else instead of taking it personally if this isn't relevant to you.
Some are saying "if this doesn't work for everyone, you are not allowed to talk about this." I was depressed and had severe anxiety for 13 years. I was agoraphobic. I've been happy and healthy for 4 years. This is partly how I got better and I'll never stop sharing this.
There are two kinds of dogs... x.com/theoshantonas/…
This app becomes unusable at 10k followers, the precise threshold where you go from being dunker to dunkee, but the futile longing to regain lost paradise keeps you from quitting so you trudge on endlessly perpetuating your doomed existence
Line from an AP story about a mass shooting in Colorado Springs early today. I guess that’s 7 whole weeks. The way it’s worded I would expect “since 1989” or something.
Six people were murdered at a birthday party in Colorado Springs this morning, but it will barely register as news because mass shootings are now a daily occurrence in America. We need a Congress with the courage to do something about that.