Ummmmmm, yeah @GoBlueMoo
Mom to a blanket-stealing black lab. Never met a taco that I didn’t like. Lover of sunshine and warm weather. Atty. 🌮🍩🏝💐🤨 Midwest Joined November 2017-
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But seriously.... if I turn into Halloween candy someone please call my mom and tell her she was right about everything
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The GOAT of goats is the one dressed as a dog as a sunflower, obvi
Weighted blanket was delivered today, so now I kinda jus wanna go to bedddd
The joy that I feel from finally finding the stupid strand of hair stuck in my shirt is SECOND TO NONE
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Uh why can't teachers afford cars
Until today I never saw the harm in storing my spray deodorant next to my dry shampoo 😬
Day is MADE
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Everyone. Must. Register. To. Vote. Right. Now.
If you need to find me, I’ll be riding the struggle bus the rest of the day....I can already tell 😑
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Me: It's Monday. 4-year-old: No thanks. I didn't know it was optional.
We started working half days on Fridays for the summer, and I’m digging this extra me time. Happy Friday frens 🙂
My friend told me to ask for strawberries in my Oreo McFlurry and now I don’t know how I’ll ever repay her for this amazing gift.
Left the pot of chili out all night on the counter so I need to plan out diff meals for the days I was gonna use it in leftovers. Booooooooooo!
Our fam dentist has a daughter that’s competing in miss USA so I might watch for the first time ever 🤷♀️
These people showed up, but they didn’t know that they WERE GOIN TO CHURCH!! #RoyalWedding
If people wear fascinators to my wedding I won’t be mad #RoyalWedding
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