Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

@pmpierce Yes. You don’t have to get a job as a chef or join the circus, but the mouse needs to be on top of your head as often as possible. Polite society demands that the mouse be hidden.

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

3 years ago

@pmpierce At some point you’ll probably need a hat for the mouse to live in. That seems to be a big part of the inspirational mouse canon.

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

3 years ago

@pmpierce Maybe this is a real life, Disney-type cartoon where you each learn a valuable lesson about believing in yourselves.

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

3 years ago

@pmpierce They carried me about in their many, tiny shoulders. (This was not the only time I had to relocate a mouse via Tupperware.)

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

3 years ago

@bakedmoon Is that the one where the grandmother sacrifices herself by pushing her grandchildren (and their dissolving boat) through an acidic lake?

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

3 years ago

@bakedmoon Was Butchart Gardens the first choice?

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

4 years ago

Gibbons like to live dangerously

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

4 years ago

A video game for adults where you are trying to get ready for work in the morning and the main villain is Poor Time Management.

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If they wanted to decisively end drug smuggling in airports, the powers that be should do away with the drug sniffing dogs, and instead train dozens of tarantulas or several medium sized snakes to find the drugs.

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Dave Kloc @KmanWorldwide

4 years ago

I'm 38. I JUST realized "Honk If You're Horny" is a pun.

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

4 years ago

If I ever end up working as a cashier at a fancy olive oil store I would probably say “here’s your oil change” to customers (while handing them their change) until I get fired or punched in the face.

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

4 years ago

@XxCamrocxX Tom is in my Top 9.

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Derek Wurts @GoTeamDerek

4 years ago

Hello group! I am also on Instagram. @goteamderek My art account is @derek_wurts_art One day Twitter will be like an empty parking lot after the fair leaves town. When that day comes you can track me down.