Alfred Pitchclock @GraciousMachine

Opinions are mine, should be yours. This is the time. And this is the record of the time. Boston, MA Joined November 2007

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Alfred Pitchclock @GraciousMachine

8 months ago

So just to double check, do the "I had to pay off MY loans. This isn't fair!" people still think this isn't fair or are they just comfortable being complete hypocrites now cbsnews.com/news/everythin…

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10 months ago

What on EARTH was that 3rd down playcall OSU? More of that please.

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a year ago

That was a pretty clear hold on Washington.

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a year ago

The tackling on this drive has been Not Great Bob

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a year ago

That kinda looked like the same hands to the face that Mason Graham got called for last week.

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a year ago

"You go into a hospital, you try to buy something..." Does JD Vance know what a hospital is?

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a year ago

All Kamala Harris has to do to win the election right now is ask Trump if he's ok and if he needs a minute.

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a year ago

Trump is getting absolutely smoked and is losing his cool.

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a year ago

That Orji play call was just Terrible.

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a year ago

Dick Cheney said, "In our nation’s 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump." He then continued, "He even surpasses the most recent existential threat to everything America stands for, Dick Cheney."

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a year ago

Wow, Xavier Worthy is fast-fast.

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a year ago

Zvada is gonna be a weapon.

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a year ago

As the deputy mayor of Flavortown, this man deserves to be taken seriously.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness

a year ago

As the deputy mayor of Flavortown, this man deserves to be taken seriously.

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a year ago

I don't know, guys. The name "Hank Aaron" may sound super normal but I don't really know if names can have races.

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a year ago

This dude coming out like BERRIES AND CREEEEEEEAM

ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports

a year ago

This dude coming out like BERRIES AND CREEEEEEEAM https://t.co/vN97iD3JsO

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a year ago

Just so we're clear: since this tweet, Elly De La Cruz is 14-45 (.311) with 13K, 8 SB, 13 RBI, 6 HR, 9 XBH, and 14 R. He has an 1.103 OPS in the last two weeks.

Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla

2 years ago

Just so we're clear: since this tweet, Elly De La Cruz is 14-45 (.311) with 13K, 8 SB, 13 RBI, 6 HR, 9 XBH, and 14 R. He has an 1.103 OPS in the last two weeks.