Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec

3x founder, still not a billionaire | Live in #CLE | Work in #Tech & #IoT | Love building teams & making big ideas reality with #software | Tend to be grumpy... Cleveland, OH Joined June 2016

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Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz

5 years ago

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there! If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️ #inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace sendsimoneto.space

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nader dabit @dabit3

5 years ago

What’s a good name for this type of code?

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Brian Moore @lanewinfield

5 years ago

I always awkwardly struggle to get to the end call button on video calls. So I made this

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Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti

5 years ago

me: why isn't this working? normal languages: you screwed up over here me: oh thanks me: why isn't this working? javascript: 🙂 me: please i'm begging you javascript: 🙂

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XKCD Comic @xkcdComic

5 years ago

Dependency xkcd.com/2347/ m.xkcd.com/2347/

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Emma Bostian @EmmaBostian

5 years ago

Dear employers, Stop looking at years of experience with a technology and start looking at proficiency with a technology.

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Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec

5 years ago

#QuarantineLife

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5 years ago

#QuarantineLife

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Bobby Lee - Ballet: World's EASIEST Cold Storage! @bobbyclee

5 years ago

Hey @elonmusk I’m looking forward to the #CyberTruck next year! By then, I predict you can buy it with just one #Bitcoin. If $BTC price exceeds $39,900 by late 2021, I’ll GIVE AWAY a FREE @Tesla CyberTruck to one lucky person who Likes & Retweets this. Yes, I’m serious. #Retweet

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XKCD Comic @xkcdComic

5 years ago

2020 Google Trends xkcd.com/2302/ m.xkcd.com/2302/

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XKCD Comic @xkcdComic

6 years ago

Pathogen Resistance xkcd.com/2287/ m.xkcd.com/2287/

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XKCD Comic @xkcdComic

6 years ago

Self-Isolate xkcd.com/2276/ m.xkcd.com/2276/

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Alex Gurney @ajtgurney

6 years ago

My 4yo son has been asking about how each day went at work, and I always try to explain. The other day he asked, "Daddy, why do the computers break all the time? Can you make them not break?" ... And it's just just it's hard and we're really trying

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Pascal Welsch @passsy

7 years ago

Let's talk about failure: Today I discovered a stupid bug. I managed to write a min() function which returned the max value. The method had 3 tests and 100% code coverage. Code coverage doesn't prove correctness, it only verifies behavior doesn't change unnoticed. #TDD

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XKCD Comic @xkcdComic

6 years ago

Screen Time xkcd.com/2223/ m.xkcd.com/2223/

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Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec

6 years ago

Yeah, that's me

Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes

6 years ago

Yeah, that's me

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Austin Nelson @austinn0

6 years ago

I love my #simplehuman trash can, but I got a refurbished one off of Amazon and the motor stopped working. After one night of hacking, I managed to get it back up and running! @simplehuman

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sophie alpert @sophiebits

6 years ago

Just got out of an interview during which the candidate searched Stack Overflow and copy-pasted some code… from an answer I wrote. (They didn’t notice.)