Grumpy Photographer @GrumpyPhoto
A veteran photojournalist who hates amateur photographers that think they can do my job. Joined October 2009-
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Client: The headshots for our website need to be at least 50 megapixels. Me: Right, because nose hairs and blackheads need lots of detail.
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Landscapes can be shot vertical. Portraits can be shot horizontal. If you want a horizontal photo don't ask for a landscape.
"Can you shoot these portraits landscape?" Oooh.. you mean shoot the portraits horizontal.
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Reality
Heard this today, "Wow, you use Canons? The guy at the camera store said professional photographers always use Nikons."
Stephen Colbert explains Amazon's patent for "photographing objects against a white background." thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/4a4ahs/…
Patent Office Grants 'Photography Against A White Background' Patent To Amazon. No more studio photography for me. techdirt.com/articles/20140…
When sending to NPS put attention attn: Kodai Matsumoto. Here is why. youtube.com/watch?v=-5kJqi…
"Are you a professional photographer? My sister is too. She hasn't had anything published yet but she has a camera just like yours."
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What Sun-Times Media pays freelancers for suburban newspaper photo assignments (hint-it's basically nothing) shar.es/xOrfv
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@GrumpyPhoto While shooting a restaurant the chef came out and told me he has a digital camera. I told him "I have a cooker"
PR client told her intern to stand behind me, shoot with her iPhone, and tweet what I am shooting in real time because I have "a good eye."
I saw the new Mac Pro today! I was going to take it home but it smelled like food scraps. #newmacpro
Wrote down important info in @evernote earlier today. Now evernote is down and I can't access it. Back to pen and paper for me.
I guess Twitter doesn't realize I hate it and never tweet. RT @MrMockstar: Twitter knows me much better...and has much better suggestions
I still hate "photo walks" If I wanted people shooting over my shoulder I would become a wedding photographer.
"Photos walks" are stupid. Photography isn't a group activity. Get an idea and go shoot you own damn pictures.
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These are the pictures you get when you make a staff writer for your newspaper take them: bit.ly/TK7yQC Send a pro for cute doggies!
In the past week I have met everyone of these people. youtube.com/user/dslrgearn…
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