Guy Schiavi @Guygrnt
draw good. write ok. eat like shit. Delaware, USA Joined August 2017-
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I don’t need a partner to comfort me when I’m sick. I need a partner who notices how much NyQuil I drink after 12am and understands that my alarms are now powerless. My employment status is completely in her hands.
People did so much coke in the 70s their couches tried to bury themselves.
No matter how off track you may feel, there’s a married person with 3 kids, 2 teslas, and a beach house observing your chaotic life from afar who would trade places with you in a second.
@jverona77 “Check out the big brain on Brad!”
The bartender won’t tell me what to do with this cup of pee.
So glad I live next to a tree that hosts a 5hour open mic for birds.
@Apple can you take all the personal data you’ve been collecting from our devices and make a feature that tells us live odds/percentages of dropping dead? Or just message me mine.
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