Tara Hernon @uncletara

comedian in Philadelphia and one half of the monthly show Punk Rock Comedy Joined March 2020

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Tara Hernon @uncletara

3 years ago

I never understood people who use men to go on dates for free food like you’re going to EAT FOOD with a MAN??? disgusting

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4 years ago

super jealous of my ex that only drinks pepsi right about now

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4 years ago

me at 7am: singing sad songs in bed me at 7:08am: peacefully falls back asleep listening to two hour long death metal playlist

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5 years ago

I went and saw converge tonight in honor of my high school best friend. she’s not dead she just don’t talk to me no more

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5 years ago

a few years ago I was bored at work and drew @KidRock as a cowboy. for some reason I had to google image cow bodies but drew kid rock entirely from memory

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5 years ago

people who don’t sit down on public toilet seats are fucking cowards you know that song my own worst enemy by lit? that song is about you

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5 years ago

I like to think that I’m not basic but the other day I was mad at my boyfriend and my first thought was “you know what, I’m gonna put on lizzo”

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5 years ago

I’d rather have you forcefully throw me out the window of your bar at 2am than you play closing time by semisonic

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I was gonna say it should be illegal for someone to walk up into the bar and immediately start playing trapt on the jukebox but then I remembered trapt loves cops so THEY’D PROBABLY LIKE THAT WOULDN’T THEY

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5 years ago

the other day I accidentally got too high to function and tried to google if vegetable dumplings are vegan

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5 years ago

if you ever get heartburn at the bar don’t forget sani tabs are the f o r b i d d e n t u m s

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5 years ago

~amber is the color of your energy~ thanks it’s ✨piss✨

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Tara Hernon @uncletara

6 years ago

everybody: literally everybody: every single soul: wow I haven’t seen you in like a year! me: omg I think it’s been longer!!! we really doing this huh

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6 years ago

#whiteboysummer is just a made up holiday by the sunscreen companies to sell more jagermeister

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6 years ago

is this some sort of poetic justice that amy schumer is the spokesperson for a mayo commercial now

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6 years ago

all uber and lyft drivers got their stimulus checks and said you can walk bitch

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6 years ago

I don’t mean to point out the obvious here but how did grimes fall in love with elon musk

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6 years ago

I always picture jeff mangum getting disrespected at the coffee shop by a barista who has no idea what he looks like while neutral milk hotel plays in the background