Haim Silberstein @Haimsil

Ready or not. Can't hide!

Getting addicted to miner back surgery for the awesome narcotics and the best sleep I've had in 20 years.

It's been 10 years, and Golem hasn't aged at all.

How many times can I congratulate a very successful friend for additional new successes when I'm just envious and fell like a fuckn failure

My cat did here thing on our couch. is she trying to tell me something?

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Had an epiphany about Ice-cream trucks. Why not have Toilet-paper trucks or Doctor check up trucks . Stuff I need much more than Ice-cream.

Don't you just LOVE your landlord when he's being a huge dick and you cant fight back cause he's holding your deposit?!___Kisses

People love to give u expensive quotes for a job, but when they don't get the job claim they thought it was a bigger task. Ohh that's all?

What movie star has more than 60 years of on screen time and is still starring in new films every year. ADOLF HITLER

My mom is such a rebel. She immediately Offers to participate in any rally. Now she wants to set up a tent with the housing rebellion.

I love it when people cancel a meeting just as I'm walking in the door. Especially when it's a scorching hot day. I love it.

Found out I don't like to back down regardless of the stakes or even the results. Male testosterone is just plain dumb.

When they say: "you've got nothing to lose", it's a joke to me. I always have everything to lose and do so profoundly on an hourly bassis.

A fan, AC, Cold shower but still sweating. Nothing like Tel Aviv in summer.

How hard is it for people who hire u to actually pay u for your work. Pony up!

http://www.mako.co.il/news-israel/local/Article-1a279e86a97d921004.htm TV news item about my new commercial

RT @Wired Lights, Bots, Action! Former Car-Assembly Droids Get Career Reboot http://bit.ly/b3LCrS

check out the Israeli chef Propaganda - More stupid clips soon http://www.youtube.com/user/IsraeliCrazyChef#p/u/0/qHH8Zn1FnsA

Why does Eretz Nehederet need to rip off jokes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG0e6Hn3E_M