Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

wifey to @cazes09 momma to Archie Jay & Callaway James Joined March 2011

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 months ago

Well my 5 year old son asked me if we could go to @taylorswift13 and @tkelce’s wedding and I had to explain to him that you can’t just go to peoples weddings 😂😂😅

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

8 months ago

I’m coming out of a 5 year X retirement to let @PapaJohns know that this is not good. Not very good at all.

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

I feel like I own 20+ Tupperware containers and only 4 lids.

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

I can’t wait for the day that I pick my kids up from school and say “We’re going to Disney World!” and the bags are packed and we head straight to the airport.

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

If you’re going to share a stock picture for your business, please, pleaseeee, don’t use one with the watermark still on it.

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

When you’re pregnant and can’t decide what to order from @dominos you end up with half the menu. #pizza #wings #garlicparmesanbites

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

If you’re ever bored just read the comments on a @FoodNetwork video. Everyone is a hater and an expert I swear 😂

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

One of the worst pregnancy symptoms nobody tells you about is having a stuffy nose 24/7 🙄

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

Feeling little baby movements is the best feeling ever.

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

Me: “Cazes, do you have any requests from the store?” Cazes: “nope.” *I get home with groceries* Cazes: “did you not get granola?” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

@HeatherJohnso19 I could. I feel like I can accurately label corn, a tractor, and a farmer 😂😊

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

Almost bought a book today for the baby called “My First Farm Words” but all the boys were labeled as “farmers” and all the girls were labeled as “farmer’s daughter”. Girls can be farmers too 👩🏼‍🌾

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

We stopped giving our dog table scraps and you would think she is dying by her reaction.

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

6 years ago

@LIBinonthedge11 Please keep us updated 😂

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*sorting through clothes that will fit this summer w/ baby bump* Me: these jean shorts will hopefully fit next summer Me (2 minutes later): I’ll be a mom next summer, I probably shouldn’t be wearing those jean shorts next summer 😂😂

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Hannah Johnson @HanVan14

7 years ago

Today was a good day. I got Dunkin Donuts for breakfast. I went to the office and worked. I picked up my groceries from the store. I came home and made a yummy dinner. It felt like a normal day, and it may be the best mood I’ve been in the last 2 months.