the666pumpchump @HartJessup

all my opinions are what Jesus would think too probably idk 🍎 Joined April 2011

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

Is there a masterclass for "doin it?"

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

@me_haugen Why are they scented if we can't burn them?!

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

You ever look for something you lost for so long you're like damn now I'm just curious?

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@JustinMcElroy I don't think it's implied that you want to dry hump him, but I do think you are making a general comment on the fact that his height may inspire others to dry hump him. Either way I hope you kicked his ass.

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

@TomHanksgiving Not sure it applies but I did have to declare my narcissistic personality disorder and my thick juicy ass.

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

I'm pretty sure the whole point of the movies was that they needed all of them.

cynthia ४ || bpwf era @godoflokis

5 years ago

you have $15 to make a team to fight thanos. who would you pick?

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

@UtterNoncents @TomHanksgiving Yes sorry I'm also about to suck out my vaccine like snake venom.

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

I want to shop local and not support @amazon, but they don't sell drums of lube at the farmers market

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

@TomHanksgiving You're having a hot boy summer whether you like it or not.

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

hbo exec: how about another show about teens who fuck and die?

hbo max fka @streamonmax

5 years ago

This is going to be like… A LOT.

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

5 years ago

@emmaatree "Mummy...I'll take that tuna sandwich to-go."

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

6 years ago

I tucked in my @UNTUCKit and now they're after me. I'm too dangerous to be left alive.

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Missy Elliott @MissyElliott

6 years ago

When I think of how many people thought I was crazy back then i look at my videos & songs now & see how they CHANGED THE GAME & allowed ppl to be different now🙌🏾 If I had of listened to the naysayers boy oh boy no1 would of ever seen these MASTERPIECES😩🤷🏾‍♀️🔥🔥

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

6 years ago

@FCC Hire me and I'll tell all thousand of those dorks to get a life.

The A.V. Club @TheAVClub

6 years ago

The FCC received over 1,000 complaints about that "WAP" performance at the Grammys dlvr.it/Rxg46r

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

6 years ago

Am...am I gonna bed this watch?

OnePlus @oneplus

6 years ago

The moment you've been waiting for is almost here. #OnePlusWatch

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

6 years ago

@TomHanksgiving I told you to stop bringing all them dang squirrels on your first dates!

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the666pumpchump @HartJessup

6 years ago

@ErikwithanE @comeadey Retweet me or it's against my free speech.

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Tom Morello @tmorello

6 years ago

Some of those that work forces are apparently the same that burn crosses.

Steve Herman @newsguyusa

6 years ago

A @DCPoliceDept officer says off-duty police officers and members of the military, who were among the rioters, flashed their badges and I.D. cards as they attempted to overrun the US Capitol. politi.co/3bmr5tw via @politico