Andrew Van Houten @Hauntedvan
Human Male. Sky-plane driver. Jokey ha-ha man. Dance machine. andrewvanhouten.com Kalamazoo, Michigan Joined December 2011-
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@GamePassDad Remove the film. It's SO satisfying. Remove the film. Even if the board is damaged. Take off the film. Sooooo iiiiiitttt.
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DRAGON FIRE CANT MELT ICE BEAMS. ALL THAT SHIT FELL STRAIGHT DOWN LIKE CONTROLLED DEMOLITION. #WAKEUPSHEEPLE #INSIDEJOB
@JasonEAlt Phasing is coming back? I FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!
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the CIA protesting a right wing president being installed by a foreign power might be the funniest thing that has ever happened
My neighborhood rich enough ppl can afford shrimp, but poor enough they eat it in their car while smoking and throw the tails out the window
@JasonEAlt @KeithBBergman this is a minor brain fart error, and I deleted the tweet. But I feel a really weird, large amount of shame rn.
@AndyBledsoe in summary lol at ppl who think devos' education opinions or stance have anything to do with her appointment or are relevant.
@AndyBledsoe also his new company is still active.warisboring.com/erik-princes-m… good friend to have for a president.
@AndyBledsoe he's still active by the way and his company is currently using Cessna air tractors to drop paveway bombs for clients abroad.
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Is it just me, or is it messed up that they are letting Michael Vick ref the puppybowl. #PuppyBowlXIII #SuperBowl
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Activists should be pushing for more moderates to advise President, not fewer. How could having only extremists advise him possibly be good?
All these science nerds caring about carbon emissions are ignoring the real cause of global warming: my searing, burning-hot takes.
Like. This phone now. I burned like, 3,500 pounds of jet fuel to charge my phone to make this very tweet.
I plugged in my cell phone in a learjet and charged it. All the electrons in my battery were crammed in there by a jet engine
In the movie dances with wolves there is a sioux kid named "smiles a lot". His name may as well have been "totally winning in life".
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