Alex Price @AlexPriceIndeed
Lids Rewards Member Indianapolis, IN Joined September 2009-
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Buy My Mom’s Car
Every Monday I sit at the bar & eat lunch at the Applebees in America’s number 1 suburb & pretend I’m interested hearing about the amount of ammo the 5-6 scared dads who are always there have amassed since I last saw them. Half off apps pair nice with xenophobic paranoia.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is a movie about corporate espionage, indentured servitude, and social security fraud with hints of psychedelic horror marketed as a children’s film.
“What’s the deal with not being allowed to date 17 year olds anymore?”
“What’s the deal with not being allowed to date 17 year olds anymore?”
The Touch Tunes App allowing us the ability to hate fuck a bar’s jukebox playlist from the comfort of our own home is the closest many of us will get to playing God.
At this point just give me an entire album of covers done by @RoyelOtis
I assume I had a decent year financially because the guy I pay in chicken wings to do my taxes said we have to file an extension.
There is a girl in my hometown who I shit you not named her son Matrix and everyday I say a small prayer to the gods that one day he has a son of his own and names him “Matrix Reloaded”
Real big day for people who form their entire opinion of a person based solely on what month & time they were born.
It’s insane that Wendy’s Commercials think we’d believe they have an entire staff where nobody has a neck tattoo.
Watching him work on this hour LIVE all over the country for the last couple of years was something I’ll always remember. He is a generational comedy mind, and pretty cool friend. He will hate this post because I was too nice. Fuck it. Check out the GOAT
Watching him work on this hour LIVE all over the country for the last couple of years was something I’ll always remember. He is a generational comedy mind, and pretty cool friend. He will hate this post because I was too nice. Fuck it. Check out the GOAT
The X-Men is a story about understanding the diversity of what makes people different and handling it with love & tolerance. But at the end of the day Jean still picks a 6’3 cyclops over a 5’3 Wolverine.
Can’t believe I woke up with such bad heartburn. All I did last night was eat 7 tacos over the course of 2 hours and then promptly fell asleep in a weird position. Crazy
Samoa Joe NOPE compilation over the years. It never gets old. 😂
The Steelers are just stockpiling mid QB’s like bottled water during hurricane season.
Welp, now that the holiday is over it’s time to take down the 311 Day tree and smoke it. #311Day
Wait for it... Happy #311Day! @311 #Down #311 @NickHexum #waitforit @pnut #sandiego
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Nuggets knocked out the Lakers last night, I saw four burrowing owls at the Rocky Mountain Arsenal this morning, and I'm heading to Casa Bonita tonight. I am KBCO.
Buy My Mom’s Car
Wild if true
i can't believe how easily i've entered an age of being eternally behind on new music. I'm always three years behind now
finally made my outsides match my insides
I’ve been in this industry since 2016 and I have 53 million monthly listeners yall I’m gonna be okay!
I respect Joel Embiid’s talent and greatness as a player, but this is a disgrace. This is after he kicked Hartenstein in the balls. You don’t see Jokic or Giannis doing this bc this isn’t how winners conduct themselves. Embiid is Draymond with a jumper, zero rings and more…
Atlanta! I’m here all weekend. Swing by and say hi. Tickets and stuff at beacons.ai/realaaronweber ☝️
But that's not all babe, cuz we sold to CBS Network last week. So proud of our whole team. So excited do this mf work. What a dream. 🥹😭☺️ No one pinch me.
EXCLUSIVE: The comedy duo of Mimi Davila and Laura Di Lorenzo — who perform as ‘The Chonga Girls’ — are set to write, star and co-executive produce an eponymous multi-camera comedy series in development at CBS Studios, Deadline has learned exclusively deadline.com/2024/04/cbs-de…
@IndyDPW Now do 38th street or are those orange barrels permanent decoration?
the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined
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