Alvin Newsome @alvinsights
Memphian in DFW. Standup comic. Husband, Dad, Vol 🍊, & ΑΦΑ🤙🏾-MI-FA04. HBO Max Second Chance Stage S1E5. Buy my album: https://t.co/6DfPTdVuTC alvinnewsomecomedy.com Dallas, TX Joined March 2013-
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Lord please let this happen
The seagull walking in the back is killing me “I’m just gonna scouch on by”
The seagull walking in the back is killing me “I’m just gonna scouch on by”
She need to be somebody’s edge rusher
She need to be somebody’s edge rusher
So they want us to believe that two people detained by ice were killed by an anti ice protester? So the anti ice person didn’t harm agents just detainees? Aight man 🙄
Only thing that TSU video proves is that it’s always racist coming to our spaces to bother us and not the other way around. Like you’ve never seen black people come to a PWI/state school to do anything like this
Those TSU kids laughed those clowns off campus. Shit was jokes. They didn’t take those losers seriously at all. As they shouldn’t have. And even still, that racist crowd is hitting those HBCU kids with those racist “violent people” dog whistles. Even tho we recently saw very real…
Those TSU kids laughed those clowns off campus. Shit was jokes. They didn’t take those losers seriously at all. As they shouldn’t have. And even still, that racist crowd is hitting those HBCU kids with those racist “violent people” dog whistles. Even tho we recently saw very real…
Sometimes honesty ain’t the best policy. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
One episode in and #Task about to piss me off cause how you get sloppy on the biggest job
Mateer was cooking too
Who are these people and why does number 4 look like a created player?
I blocked her awhile ago. Cause my rule of thumb is if I don’t follow you and you make it to my TL you probably be wilding worse than I know
I blocked her awhile ago. Cause my rule of thumb is if I don’t follow you and you make it to my TL you probably be wilding worse than I know
Fell like an old church mother after catching the spirit
Fell like an old church mother after catching the spirit
And his oline getting weaker as the game goes on
If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.
In theory this is supposed to be hard but if you saw all three you know Harden is out of here expeditiously
In theory this is supposed to be hard but if you saw all three you know Harden is out of here expeditiously

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