Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller
Writes jokes & scary stories. CBS Late Late Show, fiction at Intrinsick & Drabblecast, Doug Loves Movies winner. https://t.co/g8BdnnntK6. Insta:@funnybryanmiller youtube.com/user/bmillerco… Minneapolis Joined October 2010-
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Using the phrase “Well played” in comedy dialogue is, well, played.
Update: 1-0 on acceptances so far! Still waiting for word from the other publisher.
Update: 1-0 on acceptances so far! Still waiting for word from the other publisher.
It’s all too appropriate that the airport internet is called ”captive wi-fi.”
Clocked a solid four hours by the pool, all set for a sold-out show at the Orlando Improv with Ismo.
Acme comic and Funniest Person Contest alum James Stanley on the trials and adversity leading up to his debut as an Acme open mic regular! Sign ups for Acme’s Funniest Person in The Twin Cities Competition are open now. Contest begins this May! Sign up: acmecomedycompany.com/the-club/funni…
Note to this year’s Funniest Person Competition participants. Don’t do what James Stanley just described 🤣 For more on the Funniest Person Competition, visit our website or check out our YouTube channel! Watch the FPC pod featuring James Stanley now: youtu.be/UVf10hTMndk?si…
Fun first show in Orlando. Still haven’t heard back from Rubio or DeSantis but I assume they’ll be here.
Dying to hear the new Hold Fast podcast about the former City Pages owners. Also reminds me that a whopping three of my former employers have done significant jail time shortly after I worked for their respective businesses.
Feigned shock at age-old campus protests. Homophobia repurposed as transphobia. Gilded-age income inequality. Dictators seizing land in Europe. History repeats itself, but more like a classic rock station that only plays Train songs until you die.
I forget who here suggested this (I think either @NBallingrud or @ohsinnerman?), but holy shit this novel was amazing. Gotta read all of Kirsten Bakis now ASAP.
I’m on pins and needles waiting for responses from a couple of anthology submissions. Ironically, the longer I wait the more likely it is I’m making it closer to the final cut. But that doesn’t make me any less antsy.
A brand new Funniest Person Podcast is live now with @realbryanmiller and @MeatyMaxwell 🔥 Watch the pod on Acme’s YouTube channel and sign up for the Funniest Person Competition now on our website! Watch the pod: youtu.be/HIjOX-syxRQ?si…
This story highlights that: A) Most corporate comedy crowds are terrible, across the spectrum B) Conservatives have always been more offendable, on average C) “Woke” has no meaning as a word anymore, for some people it’s just a synonym for “bad” that tells you who they are.
This story highlights that: A) Most corporate comedy crowds are terrible, across the spectrum B) Conservatives have always been more offendable, on average C) “Woke” has no meaning as a word anymore, for some people it’s just a synonym for “bad” that tells you who they are.
Gotta appreciate the pure chutzpah of the lady who left the main room of the coffee shop to hold her Zoom meeting in the quiet reading room so she didnt have to hear other people talking.
“How come nobody ever brings up any of my super-strong parts?” — day-drunk Achilles
The best we can hope for after we die is that everyone rushes to the internet & immediately finds a way to make our death about themselves, eclipsing any of our life’s accomplishments, achievements and/or accolades. But ideally there’s a lot of cool pictures of us all hammered.
Got my website rebuilt. New live dates added to the schedule (and lots more to come), plus an archive of my fiction, essays, and articles all in one handy place, mostly available to read for free. It’s all at bryanmillercomedy.com.
The last six movies I’ve seen, in a row (quite a run): Monkey Man Basquiat The King of Marvin Gardens Mickey One Civil War I Shot Andy Warhol
The guy one table over at the coffee shop is trying to figure out how to write going to leather bars off on his taxes, and I support this kind of American innovation.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
472 Followers 408 Following Comedian 4/10-13 Acme Comedy Company 4/19 River House Hutchinson MN 4/25 Johnnie's Bar River Falls WI 5/9-12 St Louis Funny Bone
Chris Steller @chris_steller
13K Followers 13K Following former twitter personality cbsteller at gmail
Patrick Strait @PatrickStrait
701 Followers 1K Following Author of “Funny Thing About Minnesota” available now from @mnhspress. Comedy/arts writer for @racketmn, @minnesotacomedy.
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
chaddaniels @thatchaddaniels
25K Followers 276 Following Stand-up Comedian. I’m on tour! Twitter is my adult time so if you want to play nice find me on Facebook.
J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein
29K Followers 1K Following Writer, Director, Comedy General Practitioner. MST3K original cast, Freaks and Geeks, 2 feature docs, @Thought_Spiral pod w/ @AndyKindler.
Martha Kelly @MarthaKelly3
27K Followers 2K Following Alvin & the Chipmunks fan account. #BlackLivesMatter Instagram: @mkellyatx
Jay Boller @jaymboller
6K Followers 1K Following Co-owner + co-editor of @racketmn • Story tips please: [email protected] • Sign up to support our work: https://t.co/id8ak0uLhN
Jon Justice @JonJustice
11K Followers 5K Following Husband, Father, @TCNewsTalk KTLK Morning Show pilot @iheartradio https://t.co/lEHioxmYII Author: EMBARK Series. @DepecheMode @StarWars Podcasts @TheMyNerdWorld
Doug Benson @DougBenson
721K Followers 710 Following Free podcasts: @DougLovesMovies & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS GDWH on Patreon for only $4.20/month. https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates
Mark Rosen @KFANRosen
151K Followers 6K Following KFAN radio with Power Trip and Common Man, retired TV sportscaster, movie buff, broadcasting HOF, class of 2013, Father to Nick and Chloe, Cat Dad
Keith Harris @useful_noise
6K Followers 2K Following Co-founder/co-editor of Racket. Final City Pages music editor. Economically unviable. Not the dead British ventriloquist. Premature anti-rockist. He/him.
Like Mester @JustMikeLester
2K Followers 1K Following joe lester fan account. smash the link below into absolute oblivion. ⛳️🦧
John Bonnes @TwinsGeek
29K Followers 711 Following He's a Twins fan. He's a geek. It's kind of sad really. Husband, dad, Mpls citizen. @TwinsDaily @GleemanAndGeek @ZoneCoverageMN @PowerTripKFAN @BrewerFanatic
Pixie Heaivilin @PHeaivilin81058
79 Followers 5K Following
Sam Eifling @SamEifling
4K Followers 3K Following Journalist in print + audio. Alum @patriotact, @ap, real Deadspin, @newrepublic, @medillschool, @ubc. Co-creator of Hold Fast, a new Audible Original podcast.
Adele Kotkas @JaiaMastache
3 Followers 109 Following
William Meikle @williemeikle
75K Followers 60K Following Wee Sweary Scotsman, now living in Newfoundland. Full-time writer of 30+ genre novels and 300+ short stories including the S-Squad series creature features.
Mark Rosen’s Cat (W.. @rosenspussycat
2K Followers 125 Following Adventures of Mark Rosen’s pussy cat. “Comedic Genius” Jeff Lambert 5/13/22. #2 Barrett Sports Media Top 10 MN Icon April2022,Referenced on BTB,2023 1st rounder
CMJ @CMJ_MPLS
187 Followers 393 Following The Yakov Smirnoff of comedy. Former teen heartthrob turned historical revisionist. He/him/homeskillet if you’re nasty.
🐙 Orrin Grey 👻 @orringrey
2K Followers 879 Following Orrin Grey (any pronouns) is a skeleton who likes monsters and the author of a number of spooky books. 💀🎃 https://t.co/Z8hXQ49qXc
Mads Michelin @majorrichboy
289 Followers 347 Following https://t.co/kiY666lU8t ——- https://t.co/kfLF0E8igN
Lucky Susan @cocosusan7
3K Followers 3K Following Physical astronomy laboratory, new energy field workers, a personal R&D technical team! And has a strong interest in neuroscience. Interesting queen.
Hateigh @hateigh64177
8 Followers 1K Following
Now 20% More Meh @vitajex
33 Followers 439 Following A Most Curious Specimen Sometimes creates... things Pragmatic Fantasist/Jaded Optimist Nonchalantly Nonsensical Sitcom Connoisseur He/Him/They --Member FDIC--
Eve @foxeve59
128 Followers 3K Following
Forddewey @Forddewey14994
399 Followers 5K Following No alarm clock needed my passion wakes me up 🙈🙈🎶🎶😁✌️😏🥹😌😃😉😊💁👌💁🥹😔😃😉😃🎶😃🎶🎶😜😣😎🥳🤩😋☹️🤪😢😢😑🤑🫤🤑👺😽🫸🏾✊🏻🤘🏻✌️🫂👤🗣️💋
The Matt McNeil Show @MattMcNeilShow
4K Followers 4K Following 3-5 Host @AM950Radio in MSP! 9PM on @HeartlandSignal @WCPT820! Leftie! Likes/Retweets not endorsements. Facebook: https://t.co/EEELFwWcK5
KK DOSKS PRESUTTI @beachfunk
172 Followers 2K Following artist living in Naples, Fl 'In Yur Face' Dog Portraits....Deer Skin Bags....Art.. Cakes on Canvas... Leather...Jewelry....Glass...interior Design...more
Amy K Huck @amy_huck
2K Followers 5K Following Equality, Democracy & Common Sense. Practice Loving Kindnes, Generate Positivity & Seek Understanding. Only the Informed are entitled to an Opinion
Theaut @Theaut293889
1 Followers 274 Following Can we be good friends? I'm looking for a serious relationship
Jamie @becker_jamie54
122 Followers 3K Following
Chad Perman @everybody_cares
1K Followers 493 Following Writer, editor, therapist*, musician, human. Curious about everything. Founder & Editor-in-Chief @BWDR. (*tweets ≠ professional advice)
My dad sucks @RealErmnMusk
182 Followers 360 Following My dad is some douchey loser who failed up so much that you might have seen him on the Curse finale
Bright Wall/Dark Room @BWDR
36K Followers 2K Following A different lens on film. No hot takes, lots of long reads. An independent online film journal since 2013.
Rogers Arbitrary @RogersArbitrary
212 Followers 1K Following
Torrey Paquette @torreypaquette
155 Followers 752 Following Documentary film producer Work in/on @BWDR, @thedrift_mag, @PBS
Mary @mary_brown55
171 Followers 3K Following
Jan @shortjan22
123 Followers 3K Following
The Half Price Horror.. @HalfHorror
1K Followers 2K Following A podcast exploring the random nooks and crannies of the horror movie landscape, discussing random movies found at the local used bookstore. He/him pls.
Tracy @tosetayh15865
314 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Garrison Anderson @gentlemanTBD
1K Followers 2K Following Covering the #GoPackGo for @ZoneCoverageMN. #MNTwins fan. Creative and curious. Interested in: health tech, politics, sports, music and more.
Naomi Osborn @FrontierHellcat
150 Followers 314 Following Creative + Strategy 💼 Movie buff 🎬 Mpls, MN📍
Anna james @davidrobertc
29 Followers 15 Following
Frank Gracen @FrankGracen
394 Followers 3K Following
Ai Jiang || 江艾 ||.. @AiJiang_
9K Followers 3K Following 🇨🇳🇨🇦• she/her • Hugo, Astounding, Nebula, Locus, Stoker, BSFA nom, Ignyte winner • Odyssey ‘23 • A PALACE NEAR THE WIND (@Titanbooks ‘25) • rep: KC&A + UTA
Marlin Wells @MWellsComic
252 Followers 416 Following Stand up comic, co-host America’s Barley Basket. @BarleyBasketUSA
juvan j. Pierre jr @jay_jpierre
846 Followers 5K Following God fearing man, r&b head, music lover, basketball, movie head, sitcom & anime fan, songwriter, producer that aspires to be a creative visionary
Sally4th @1366Sally4th
44 Followers 183 Following
Terri Nathan @TerrivnNathan
37 Followers 1K Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😘 Ready for private meetings Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/NIDxF8tnis
The All American @DavidStandal
972 Followers 594 Following Comedian | Host | Fargo | Cellar Comedy Club | Tim & Dave Show | Alf | Radio Free Fargo KRFF | 701 | Davey & Rascal Show 95.9FM Tues 7am-9am |
Maggie Koerth @maggiekb1
46K Followers 2K Following Editorial Lead @carbonplanorg. Previously @FiveThirtyEight, @nytmag, @boingboing, etc. Nieman Fellow '15. A mom, allegedly. My opinions, not CarbonPlan's.
CRITERION CAPITAL INV.. @CriterionCoo
133 Followers 272 Following
Allie Larkin @AllieLarkin
11K Followers 9K Following Author of STAY, WHY CAN'T I BE YOU, SWIMMING FOR SUNLIGHT, and THE PEOPLE WE KEEP (@GalleryBooks 2021) she/her IG: https://t.co/lWY2nkrgoo…
Matt Torres @MatthewTComedy
8K Followers 1K Following Hi I’m Matt Torres, Comic, Friend, and Chicagoan, my website has my other socials, thank you
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
865K Followers 4K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian
101K Followers 737 Following Chief Execution Officer at https://t.co/jUwbgFlKov. KFAN, FSGA. HOFx2. Podcasts: Fantasy Football Weekly and CHOP! @GLChop
Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
472 Followers 408 Following Comedian 4/10-13 Acme Comedy Company 4/19 River House Hutchinson MN 4/25 Johnnie's Bar River Falls WI 5/9-12 St Louis Funny Bone
Chris Steller @chris_steller
13K Followers 13K Following former twitter personality cbsteller at gmail
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Racket @RacketMN
12K Followers 139 Following Your writer-owned, reader-funded source for Twin Cities news, arts, and culture. Sign up to support our work today: https://t.co/LCM1ylrWbZ
chaddaniels @thatchaddaniels
25K Followers 276 Following Stand-up Comedian. I’m on tour! Twitter is my adult time so if you want to play nice find me on Facebook.
J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein
29K Followers 1K Following Writer, Director, Comedy General Practitioner. MST3K original cast, Freaks and Geeks, 2 feature docs, @Thought_Spiral pod w/ @AndyKindler.
Martha Kelly @MarthaKelly3
27K Followers 2K Following Alvin & the Chipmunks fan account. #BlackLivesMatter Instagram: @mkellyatx
Jay Boller @jaymboller
6K Followers 1K Following Co-owner + co-editor of @racketmn • Story tips please: [email protected] • Sign up to support our work: https://t.co/id8ak0uLhN
Doug Benson @DougBenson
721K Followers 710 Following Free podcasts: @DougLovesMovies & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS GDWH on Patreon for only $4.20/month. https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates
Mark Rosen @KFANRosen
151K Followers 6K Following KFAN radio with Power Trip and Common Man, retired TV sportscaster, movie buff, broadcasting HOF, class of 2013, Father to Nick and Chloe, Cat Dad
Keith Harris @useful_noise
6K Followers 2K Following Co-founder/co-editor of Racket. Final City Pages music editor. Economically unviable. Not the dead British ventriloquist. Premature anti-rockist. He/him.
Like Mester @JustMikeLester
2K Followers 1K Following joe lester fan account. smash the link below into absolute oblivion. ⛳️🦧
Sam Eifling @SamEifling
4K Followers 3K Following Journalist in print + audio. Alum @patriotact, @ap, real Deadspin, @newrepublic, @medillschool, @ubc. Co-creator of Hold Fast, a new Audible Original podcast.
Kirsten Bakis @kirstenbakis
607 Followers 2K Following Find me @kirstenbakis.bsky.social KING NYX (@LiverightPub 2/20/24) & LIVES OF THE MONSTER DOGS | Rep @JanklowNesbit | Teach @YaleSummer Writers’ Workshop | Ⓥ
William Meikle @williemeikle
75K Followers 60K Following Wee Sweary Scotsman, now living in Newfoundland. Full-time writer of 30+ genre novels and 300+ short stories including the S-Squad series creature features.
Tim Flanagan @LMondelloGuy
4K Followers 659 Following Telling dumb jokes and living life to the fullest .... because I eat a lot. AKA - Dad, Larry Mondello Guy, Gluteus Maximus.
Mark Rosen’s Cat (W.. @rosenspussycat
2K Followers 125 Following Adventures of Mark Rosen’s pussy cat. “Comedic Genius” Jeff Lambert 5/13/22. #2 Barrett Sports Media Top 10 MN Icon April2022,Referenced on BTB,2023 1st rounder
🐙 Orrin Grey 👻 @orringrey
2K Followers 879 Following Orrin Grey (any pronouns) is a skeleton who likes monsters and the author of a number of spooky books. 💀🎃 https://t.co/Z8hXQ49qXc
Tenebrous Press @TenebrousPress
8K Followers 1K Following Shirley Jackson Award-nominated publisher of New Weird Horror. @AlexWoodroe, Editor-In-Chief. @MattBlairstone, Publisher/Founder. Hail the Tenebrous Cult.
The Matt McNeil Show @MattMcNeilShow
4K Followers 4K Following 3-5 Host @AM950Radio in MSP! 9PM on @HeartlandSignal @WCPT820! Leftie! Likes/Retweets not endorsements. Facebook: https://t.co/EEELFwWcK5
Chad Perman @everybody_cares
1K Followers 493 Following Writer, editor, therapist*, musician, human. Curious about everything. Founder & Editor-in-Chief @BWDR. (*tweets ≠ professional advice)
The Half Price Horror.. @HalfHorror
1K Followers 2K Following A podcast exploring the random nooks and crannies of the horror movie landscape, discussing random movies found at the local used bookstore. He/him pls.
Garrison Anderson @gentlemanTBD
1K Followers 2K Following Covering the #GoPackGo for @ZoneCoverageMN. #MNTwins fan. Creative and curious. Interested in: health tech, politics, sports, music and more.
Gemma Amor @manylittlewords
19K Followers 5K Following Bram Stoker & British Fantasy Award nominated Author, Illustrator. Books from @angryrobotbooks, @TitanBooks, @CemeteryGatesM. @NosleepPodcast. Agent @MarkFalkin
Ai Jiang || 江艾 ||.. @AiJiang_
9K Followers 3K Following 🇨🇳🇨🇦• she/her • Hugo, Astounding, Nebula, Locus, Stoker, BSFA nom, Ignyte winner • Odyssey ‘23 • A PALACE NEAR THE WIND (@Titanbooks ‘25) • rep: KC&A + UTA
Bright Wall/Dark Room @BWDR
36K Followers 2K Following A different lens on film. No hot takes, lots of long reads. An independent online film journal since 2013.
Jess is drafting, que.. @jrclem
289 Followers 216 Following A runner with a writing problem. Particularly horror and fantasy. Are you a literary agent? I’m the write gal for you.
Dr Chiara Mingarelli @Dr_CMingarelli
15K Followers 1K Following Gravitational-wave astrophysicist. Assistant Professor of Physics at @Yale, full member of @NANOGrav, @FlatironCCA OG.
Allie Larkin @AllieLarkin
11K Followers 9K Following Author of STAY, WHY CAN'T I BE YOU, SWIMMING FOR SUNLIGHT, and THE PEOPLE WE KEEP (@GalleryBooks 2021) she/her IG: https://t.co/lWY2nkrgoo…
Matt Torres @MatthewTComedy
8K Followers 1K Following Hi I’m Matt Torres, Comic, Friend, and Chicagoan, my website has my other socials, thank you
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
827K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
Shortwave Publishing @ShortwaveBooks
3K Followers 408 Following We're a small press publishing genre fiction. We offer a selection of original books, zines, and magazine articles. Founded and run by @AlanDistro.
Ira Rat @eyerarat
827 Followers 558 Following industry plant curator: @FilthyLoot podcaster: Not Worth Living
Laird Barron @LairdBarron
17K Followers 7K Following A dog of the house. Updates only Patreon: https://t.co/ENJRp9BAv7 Represented by @SarahGerton and @pouyanyc. Avatar: Chuck Killorin. He/Him
Katharine Coldiron �.. @ferrifrigida
4K Followers 2K Following Writer (JUNK FILM 2023, WIRE MOTHERS 2024, CEREMONIALS 2020). Incurable MiSTie. She/her. reviews ed @barrelhouse. EMAIL: kcoldiron at gmail NO PITCHES IN DMs
Seize The Press Magaz.. @SeizeThePress_
4K Followers 27 Following Anticapitalist magazine of dark fantasy, bleak science fiction, and unsettling horror. Here for a bad time. Edited by @misterbloat and @kjy1066
John Bleasdale @drjonty
12K Followers 7K Following writer of The Magic Hours, biography of T Malick @variety Host: Writers On Film: https://t.co/kUr3kA8yUT https://t.co/rw0TWkkdk1
Henry Phillips @Henlips
31K Followers 1K Following Get a shout out! https://t.co/JPYGT9iIVy Check out my live cooking lessons! https://t.co/64E2sFnBYN Or https://t.co/zwRVAvwZn6
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
510K Followers 3K Following Reporter. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
Steve Marsh @stephenhero
4K Followers 4K Following senior writer @mspmag. I misplaced most of my genius but I still have a stash somewhere.
Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey
148K Followers 616 Following Head of Content, @ringer • Host, @TheBigPic • Subscribe: https://t.co/62O9tIgy0X • See you at the movies
Screaming Inside My H.. @drayke
467 Followers 1K Following He/Him. Lakota, Program Coordinator for non-profit. Photographer. Producer. Writer. Father. Hoopy frood.
Joey Wright @thejoeywright
4K Followers 925 Following | Husband & Dad | Community Ambassador @Footballguys | Analyst w/ @frontyardfyf | Starts, Sits, & Salutations | @FSWA | ☕️⏳J^3 | #cinema |
Dana Wessel @DanaWessel
13K Followers 2K Following Half-Assed Morning Show on @93xRadio. Wings? Soccer? LEGO? Old school video games? Springsteen? I am a fan. DMs always open.
little onion @zola_ellen
5K Followers 910 Following Writer. Comms strategist. 1/7th @burn_something. Somebody’s mama. Abolitionist.
Paul McGuire Grimes @PaulsMovieTrip
3K Followers 5K Following FilmCritic: @CriticsChoice @DorianAwards @RottenTomatoes approved 🍅 @KSTP @TwinCities_Live, @mytalk107, “Paul’s Trip to the Movies” @PoppedCornMN @EmagineMN
Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian
45K Followers 2K Following 🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧
elon musk is my fathe.. @kariassad
4K Followers 471 Following please put on live comedy show thank you
Ben Bryant @bensbryant
2K Followers 394 Following Comedian. Better in person. I run @denvercomedyund Watch my videos ⤵️
Ian Aber @ABearComedian
2K Followers 3K Following ⚡️Ian Aber⚡️ ⚡️Comedian⚡️ ⚡️Writer⚡️ ⚡️ GrillBoss⚡️ ┌∩┐ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ┌∩┐ ⚡️
Curtis Sittenfeld @csittenfeld
39K Followers 2K Following Romantic Comedy, Rodham, Eligible, American Wife, Prep, You Think It I'll Say It, etc. She/her
Todd Melby @toddmelby
1K Followers 1K Following Newscaster, reporter, podcast producer @mprnews | Wrote a book about “Fargo,” yah
Just a friendly reminder if you didn’t know to never round up your money at bigger companies when they ask. They say it’s for a charity, but they’ve already donated. They are hoping customers help them get that money back. Make a separate donation after.
I strongly dislike how corporations ask me to donate on every single purchase. I’d be more inclined to donate if they added a message that they will match every donation
@realbryanmiller Are there any circumstances where one would be considered grandfathered in? Like… age?
“They took my friend’s clip off TikTok. It’s ridiculous.”
Super excited to perform in Minneapolis for the first time in a hot minute. Several cold minutes as well. See that?! Just some of the effortless goofing you can expect from my shows @SisyphusBrewing June 7-8. Spread the word, erudite mid-westerners! dojour.us/e/27210-adam-c…
This is my cue to drop the URL (with 26 ratings and counting, each 5 stars) ... Audible.com/holdfast x.com/realbryanmille…
Dying to hear the new Hold Fast podcast about the former City Pages owners. Also reminds me that a whopping three of my former employers have done significant jail time shortly after I worked for their respective businesses.
@realbryanmiller I just…diabetics for growing mushrooms?!? I’m all in for three seasons just from that
On the second episode of HANNIBAL and boy this show is not kidding around, eh what? Feels like grad school material for creeps who love horrible fictional crimes, the more outlandish the better, like me
I keep seeking evidence that Australia is not like it’s depicted in that Simpsons episode and I keep finding evidence of the opposite (this is a positive assessment!)
Not content to name a swimming pool after a prime minister who drowned, Australians also put a forger on a banknote and named a prison after him.
@realbryanmiller Oh man what a freaking lineup. Jealous of that crowd
the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined
Biden has signed the bill requiring TikTok to be sold or banned in the U.S.
Saw the oncologist today. All good news from the first checkups since the surgery. CT scan shows my liver recovering nicely, no signs of any cancer, and blood work is all clear. Blood work every 4 months from now on, CT scans once a year. Cancer's arse? Kicked.
Acme comic and Funniest Person Contest alum James Stanley on the trials and adversity leading up to his debut as an Acme open mic regular! Sign ups for Acme’s Funniest Person in The Twin Cities Competition are open now. Contest begins this May! Sign up: acmecomedycompany.com/the-club/funni…
🧵(1/7) Since it's the eve of the NFL Draft (and roughly my first anniversary of writing @ZoneCoverageMN). I want to express some appreciation and get in my final predictive mock draft for charity in this thread:
Note to this year’s Funniest Person Competition participants. Don’t do what James Stanley just described 🤣 For more on the Funniest Person Competition, visit our website or check out our YouTube channel! Watch the FPC pod featuring James Stanley now: youtu.be/UVf10hTMndk?si…
@realbryanmiller “This is a dinosaur”
hello how do you write an essay i have apparently forgotten and have a deadline for this weekend but i set the deadline so it doesn’t give me any accountability, asking for a friend i mean
Took a quick little trip to Omaha the past couple days. Got home this evening, unpacked, watched The Art Life (David Lynch doc) which I will be thinking about for a long time, now finishing a beer and about to sleep for approx 150 hours.
Yeah: I’m on my second hour of watching vintage drive-in intermission adverts, what’s it to you?
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