Gabe Noah @gabe_noah
Comedian/Host of award winning/iTunes Top 200 comedy podcast: Profession Confession. Professionconfession.com murderapolis Joined June 2011-
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CONFIRMED! We live in hell. Not trying to be hyperbolic or funny. I mean we got nuked around 2014 and we all died and this is hell. -I think it’s better to know.
CONFIRMED! We live in hell. Not trying to be hyperbolic or funny. I mean we got nuked around 2014 and we all died and this is hell. -I think it’s better to know.
U can’t prepare for being publicly cuckolded by 3 of your wives. it’s hard. Even my therapist said if he were me, he would’ve killed himself. At my 20yr Class Reunion I was even voted “most traumatized” Brutal. But I think it’s helped that we stayed friends 🫶🏼 💁🏽♂️
Still wondering…
Quick question for u guys & dolls in computerland…. Why do these emoji’s exist? 👨🏼🦽🧑🏻🦯👨🏼🦼➡️👨🏻🦯👩🏾🦼➡️👩🏼🦽➡️👩🏽🦯➡️ I doubt handicapped people use them to descibe themselves…why would I need ro send an image of a severly handicapped boy in a straw chair?
I’m committing the rest of my life to helping women (no strings) Here’s how it works: If you are a female aged 25 - 60yrs young, all you have to do is cashapp me $50 and I’ll tell you if your eyebrows make you look mentally ill. <sorry, u cannot comment on my looks>
Is there a pill or mixture of liquids I can give my young son that will help him to never become one of those adult men who makes videos of themselves pointing at the video of another man he agrees with? —I’ll pay anything.
At long last, @podcastwhxre and friends are returning! Check out the live at 6:30pm!
At long last, @podcastwhxre and friends are returning! Check out the live at 6:30pm!
Bad night for a full power outage in uptown mpls (2800 block)….we’re 10 minutes in and the thermostat has gone from 72, to colder than I’ve ever felt in here. We’re all going to fucking die!…well…maybe just me.
I always knew @TPAIN had it within himself to make a “rip your head off and shit down your neck” version of war pigs…I assume it’s because we can smell our own. (Idk, I don’t play music) T-Pain - War Pigs (Official Visualizer) youtu.be/i4nMjyT4epA?si… via @YouTube
WHITE PEOPLE, LEND ME YOUR EARS! Herky-jerky, A-rhythmic dancing is our birth right! DO NOT allow shame and understandable ridicule to erase our unvibrant culture! DO NOT dance like no one is watching….instead, DANCE in a manner that FORCES THEM TO LOOK AWAY!
A source close to the negotiations tells us that the NDAA conference is wrapping up. The outcome of The UAP Disclosure Act is uncertain and key terms like the civilian review board are at risk. The time to contact Congress is NOW. We are sending letters to Senators Round and…
Am I sick or the person who made the ad? It’s them right? ?
It was too much. Watch or listen to Brian and I fall apart as Javier thanks our latest patreon supporter.
It was too much. Watch or listen to Brian and I fall apart as Javier thanks our latest patreon supporter.
This is what happens when you don’t train yourself to handle gas station pot gummies: (still funny to me) @podcastwhxre @JordanMaxxedOut Mila and Jordan Maxx are pickle fiends. It's all they talk about. Lite... youtu.be/lqLKg-UPZcY?si… via @YouTube
Can someone tell fb and youtube algo that I: 1. hate Greta Van Fleet (asshole with a girl smile) 2. already know how to deal with a narcissitic parent 3. I don’t want to reprogram my brain 4. Not only did it not drive her wild…she got super fucking pissed.
This show has been on fire….if you’ve never listened to @podcastwhxre ‘s show “Other words for whrxe”, start with any of the last 3. (Also, support your local sex workers)
—-Trying to decide if I’m dumb enough to bet on the white guy…. @Sir_Cerresso got me all fucked up now. Loma vs Haney Breakdown by Pro Boxer and Owner/Trainer at SIR Boxing Clu... youtube.com/shorts/TC6Kumf… via @YouTube
You just HAD to include our co-billing with the rummage sale didn’t you?
You just HAD to include our co-billing with the rummage sale didn’t you?
Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller
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drew janda @drewjanda
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Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
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Like Mester @JustMikeLester
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Patrick Strait @PatrickStrait
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Adam Ordahl Quesnell @AdamQuesnell
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Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat
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Mark Rosen @KFANRosen
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Mike Earley @MicEarley
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LIBERTY, ONCE LOST, I.. @PatriotsForMN
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Sean A. Skinner @SeanASkinner
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Dan Davis @sifudan605
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Alex preusser @apreusser11
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Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller
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drew janda @drewjanda
13K Followers 2K Following writer with like two credits. ready to have a baby. also i did @biden4pres. repped by @aschauer_esq. @dogballs.info on bluesky
Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
475 Followers 408 Following Comedian 4/10-13 Acme Comedy Company 4/19 River House Hutchinson MN 4/25 Johnnie's Bar River Falls WI 5/9-12 St Louis Funny Bone
Like Mester @JustMikeLester
2K Followers 1K Following joe lester fan account. smash the link below into absolute oblivion. ⛳️🦧
Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
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Patrick Strait @PatrickStrait
707 Followers 1K Following Author of “Funny Thing About Minnesota” available now from @mnhspress. Comedy/arts writer for @racketmn, @minnesotacomedy.
Chris Hawkey @Chris_Hawkey
110K Followers 3K Following Powertrip Morning Show on KFAN. Vocals for Chris Hawkey Band, The Fabulous Armadillos, and Rocket Club. Producer MN Vikings Radio Network. Still in Pursuit...
Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic
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Adam Ordahl Quesnell @AdamQuesnell
2K Followers 1K Following Co-Host Trek in the Valley Podcast. I also tell jokes and write scripts. (He/Him) ACAB.
Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat
2K Followers 2K Following Cat lover. Satanic débutante. Dick person. No strong opinions on Bubble Tape. he/his
Racket @RacketMN
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Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
2.1M Followers 994 Following Journalist; Author; Host, @SystemUpdate_; Columnist, @Folha; Co-Founder: The Intercept, @TheInterceptBr; @abrigo_hope, @FreedomofPress, @ongcriadefavela. Vegan.
Ian Carroll @Cancelcloco
379K Followers 370 Following Cancel This Clothing Company on all the apps. Follow the money. Seek the truth. OSINT journalism. Exposing globalism. Not an expert at anything but sarcasm.
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177 Followers 150 Following Your Sexy Entertainment connection: Sexy Stripper Shoes, Exotic Dance Wear, Racy Lingerie, Corsets and Bustiers, Club Dresses,and Fetish and Fantasy Costumes.
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252 Followers 129 Following The Ultimate Sex Tool! #drilldo #experiencethedrill
Ashton Forbes @JustXAshton
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Dan Warren @HeyLukOverThere
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Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala
7K Followers 3K Following UFO History and News Documentaries free on YouTube 🛸 @skyfirenews
The Purple Code @ThePurpleCode1
3K Followers 85 Following Network covering #Vikings Follow us on our 17K member Tik Tok community! 💜💛#Skol
Rick Sosa @sosarick
12K Followers 278 Following ✝️@thepurplecode1 @skolvikings_1 Covered Super Bowls, Pro Bowls, Drafts, Senior Bowl, Combine, Minnesota Vikings, Kansas City Chiefs #Skol USA 🇺🇸
Privycam @privycam
44 Followers 209 Following Privycam - Now on Indiegogo: https://t.co/v2J9vu9nsh A webcam cover that allows you to protect your privacy in a discreet and yet stylish manner.
Glass1/2_SportsTalk @GlassHalfSports
105 Followers 1K Following If you are looking for the truth on Minnnesota sports... Tune in live Thursday @ 11:30 am find out is the glass 1/2 Full or is it empty!
Chris Long @ChrisLongKSTP
13K Followers 3K Following ===KSTP-TV Sports - Twin Cities=== DC native 🏛️ | #Mizzou Made🐯 | Stops in SAN🏄, DLH❄️, IND🏎️, SWFL🏖️ #COYS🐓 THREADS (just in case): @ChrisLongKSTP
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873 Followers 1K Following Writer by trade. Practices violin, walks the dog and donates platelets in free time. Formerly @wtenews. Come after Shakopee and I will @ you.
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174K Followers 774 Following Twin Cities news + weather https://t.co/zrYTPAjhd1 https://t.co/k1cf0owr8x https://t.co/XYiuO425rh
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Podcastwhxre @podcastwhxre
375 Followers 1K Following $exwork3r 10+ yrs, listen to the pod 🥂🤸🏽♂️💸 for SWs by SWs , 🎙OWFW💋 on Spotify & Apple podcasts. link below. got my old twitter back. this is backup !!
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228 Followers 269 Following Living life one day at a time. Junior Quarterback at The College of Saint Scholastica. #16 #saintsneverquit CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS #AQ4
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28K Followers 687 Following This is the official Twitter account for the Minnesota State Patrol public information officer (PIO) Lt. Jill Frankfurth
Need to Know @Coulthart_Zabel
32K Followers 483 Following Global UFO #news, #history & #analysis from journalists @RossCoulthart (Australia) and @BryceZabel (USA). Winner, Best Podcast, Roswell Film Festival, 2023.
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82K Followers 71 Following A world sans hues is a dream yet told. Cancer Bio, Immunology, Bio-Computation, 🏳️🌈, UAP/SETI. Negative posters blocked w/o pause.
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@gabe_noah Bro? Dis could be like the guys we threw footballs to and aggressively tackled them. You know, they could barely get up...
Shit drives me nuts.
if i ask if you want me to sit with you and you don’t want me too. do not sit and look at me like a fucking idiot ass deer in headlights. just say no 😂🙄
absolutely
Is there such thing as being “good at s*x?” Is s*x a skill?
i been eating shrooms everyday and not drinking alcohol. highly recommend haha
25 days, and on vacation, not one drop of alcohol. ☺️
@Mrjimflorentine @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith @kurtmetzger I’m actually open all those dates. Can you give the booker my MySpace info?
i think i puked like 10x on friday all the way until saturday afternoon. so yeah i’m going on a detox from the booze again 😭 starting now instead of the 23rd 🙏🏽
but the answer is yes, spend 2 hours in vip and you can do some nicer things. but 20$? this is why i rarely will go up to women customers. almost as entitled as men sometimes even more 😭
saying anyone can have me for the right amount of money isn’t the flex you think it is. anyone can have ANYONE for the right amount of money. it’s called a job.
The bitch never was funny not even a little
I’ve never seen a industry plant fall off harder than her
Actual speed my husband does every chore...
@podcastwhxre The Drilldo at Hedo...An aquatic love story and product review by Mila S... youtu.be/A0WWA4CPr-g?si… via @YouTube
How it started. How it’s going.
New Rule: If you are trying to give advice in any field that is not your own, you must state what you do for a living. We don’t care what you are not. Instead of “I’m not a doctor but vaccines make you transgender.” Please use, “I am a roofer and I think you should buy NFTs”
Today’s the anniversary of the first time I did stand up comedy. Stand Up isn’t known for improving one’s mental health, but it gave me an important activity which helped me through elections and pandemics and… Go do what makes you happy and tell the gatekeepers to pound sand.
Hard to identify shooters when they can't identify themselves.
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