John Conroy @ConroyFTW
3x 10k Laughs Headliner, Kennedy Center, Largo johnconroycomedy.com Los Angeles, CA Joined August 2010-
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You think you love yourself til Billy Eilish ruins your conception of real love.
We’re at about 10 months of NFL draft coverage of everyone comparing Caleb Williams to Patrick Mahomes without one person acknowledging that nobody knew who Patrick Mahomes was and that he went 8 picks after Mitch Trubisky.
If it ain’t Johnny, Willie or Bey then it’s just pop country
I’ve been really enjoying telling people that are country music fans that I think of Beyoncé as more Outlaw Country.
There is not enough Money, Pussy, Fame or Power in this whole world to offer me to willingly talk to Tucker Carlson for five minutes.
What’s Grayson Allen gotta do to get taken seriously as a dirty player?
Comedy is my therapy but my religion is clocks being right twice a day
I’ve had it and I will no longer will perform for the awake. All this awakeness is too much. I’m very sleepy and I won’t stand for it.
Hard not to see today’s news as a sign of the end times. Tiger shooting an 82?
Today really makes you understand the scope of the phrase “Beaten to Death”
I have no idea what’s holding me back but I hope when I figure it out and achieve great success all you hoes will stick around and enjoy it. It will be very much just beginning for you hoes.
As a comic I’ve really enjoyed the eclipse cause now regular people know what it’s like to drive 8 hours for five minutes of complete darkness
My prediction for game 2. More name based chat gpt style jokes from this announcing crew.
The scouting report on Bronny James “How much worse than Austin Rivers could he possibly be?”
You ever notice people are crazy while riding the subway here in Los Angeles?
I’ll be afraid of artificial intelligence the day I see intelligence in the wild
Rough week for my Saturday Night Love is Blind crossover pitch
Everything about that bridge collapse points directly to Colin Kaepernick
God bless the person who has been watching Saturday Night Live all these years for the hot men
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller
3K Followers 457 Following Writes jokes & scary stories. CBS Late Late Show, fiction at Intrinsick & Drabblecast, Doug Loves Movies winner. https://t.co/g8BdnnntK6. Insta:@funnybryanmiller
drew janda @drewjanda
13K Followers 2K Following writer with like two credits. ready to have a baby. also i did @biden4pres. repped by @aschauer_esq. @dogballs.info on bluesky
chaddaniels @thatchaddaniels
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Donnie Sengstack @donsengstack
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Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Mike Recine @mikerecine
36K Followers 3K Following My special is on YouTube right now and you can watch it here: https://t.co/whJKJbPPJN
Chris Alan (Sisyphus .. @ChrisAlanComedy
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soup williams @goodboysoup
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Natalie McGill @NatalieSMcGill
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Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
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Patrick Hastie: Watch.. @PatrickHastie
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Jake Flores 🇵🇸 @feraljokes
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
437K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller
3K Followers 457 Following Writes jokes & scary stories. CBS Late Late Show, fiction at Intrinsick & Drabblecast, Doug Loves Movies winner. https://t.co/g8BdnnntK6. Insta:@funnybryanmiller
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_
165K Followers 6K Following thank you for bearing with me, links to everything below
drew janda @drewjanda
13K Followers 2K Following writer with like two credits. ready to have a baby. also i did @biden4pres. repped by @aschauer_esq. @dogballs.info on bluesky
Brent Terhune Bloomin.. @BrentTerhune
379K Followers 5K Following Comedian. The Field Trip and They're Coming to Get You podcasts.
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
chaddaniels @thatchaddaniels
25K Followers 276 Following Stand-up Comedian. I’m on tour! Twitter is my adult time so if you want to play nice find me on Facebook.
mark normand @marknorm
464K Followers 425 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Alex Hooper @HooperHairPuff
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Donnie Sengstack @donsengstack
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 822 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
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MinnesotaComedy @MinnesotaComedy
470 Followers 363 Following MN Comedy is a site dedicated to the latest news, events and performers putting their stamp on comedy in - wait for it - Minnesota.
CJ Sullivan @CJSullivan_
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Marlena Rodriguez @MarlenaRodrigz
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The Parkway Theater @TheParkwayMPLS
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🥳 @unagislammah
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Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell
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9K Followers 32 Following @stavvybaby and his friends help you solve all your problems. Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get some advice! Bonus eps at https://t.co/X5NBqDgEfn
Kristin Hutchins @KMHJuicebox
45 Followers 129 Following Enduring fan of gardens, print culture, mid-late Victorian literature, & dinosaur bones. Black coffee, no sugar, no cream.
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70K Followers 819 Following Dog lover, bigfoot enthusiast, bed bug survivor, illuminati member since 2005, WWE junkie, I own a robot, oh also Im on TV. Podcast is “Jeff Dyes Friendship”
James Fritz @fritzisdead
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Performance Anxiety @PerformAnxiety
1K Followers 243 Following A monthly comedy show at The Pleasure Chest on the 2nd Tuesday of every month! Just $7 plus FREE BEER & FREE PARKING!!
Connor McSpadden @connormcspadden
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Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
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🍑 Lace Larrabee �.. @lacelarrabee
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Laura Peek @laurapeek_
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paulvarghese @paulvarghese
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Bob Morrissey @BoringOldBob
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Jade Catta-Preta @JadeCattaPreta
16K Followers 855 Following I act, I do comedy, I sing and I’m a perv 🌈 Did you just see me on a commercial? Come see me do comedy live! Dates in my linktree!
Brandie Posey - tour .. @Brandazzle
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Adam Conover @adamconover
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Adam Ray @adamraycomedy
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simone rossi @girlpowertbh
6K Followers 2K Following all i tweet about is taylor swift & politics ☆ currently: @crookedmedia ☆ tweets are my own unfortunately (bluesky: girlpowertbh - threads: simonekathleeen)
Chuck @ChuckOff
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Casey Flesch @caseyflesch
324 Followers 138 Following I'm the world's best fly fisherman, and it's not up for debate.
Derek Richards @comednDRichards
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Robin Thede @robinthede
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Kurt Ryan @KurtRyancomedy_
76 Followers 123 Following I am a comedian that makes memes about stand up.
Dulcé Sloan @dulcesloan
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Hot Tub With Kurt & K.. @HotTub_Show
4K Followers 1K Following A wet jubilee! (of comedy) feat. @kurtbraunohler @kristenschaaled & friends. Wednesdays at @Permanent_LA! #comedy #losangeles #hottubshow
Blake Wexler 🫵 @BlakeWexler
5K Followers 712 Following Watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” now streaming on YouTube • @ComedyCentral • @DailyZeitgeist • #TheToddGlassShow • @ABC • @EaglesTonight Bakersfield CA! thewellcomedyclub.com
Real talk, no cap, I have ZERO CLUE where some these people be getting the "all women aren't funny" line from. Because dammit I've worked regularly with some of THEE MOST HILARIOUS LADIES in the game. Some that would BURY your favorite guys on lineups let's keep it 💯 !
WHEE! June 7 and 8th! MILWAUKEEEEEEEEE
This is the face I made when I found out @anylaurie16 is coming back to @TheLaughingTap!! 😊😊😊
You don’t have to summon the devil to go 6-11 bro that’ll happen naturally
Start of a new chapter Time to #RaiseHail
Brooklyn: Saturday at 5pm I'm telling an hour of jokes at @UnionHallNY in preparation for my upcoming comedy special taping! If you can't make it to see me record the special in June, come hear (basically) the jokes this weekend!!!
Clocked a solid four hours by the pool, all set for a sold-out show at the Orlando Improv with Ismo.
Acme comic and Funniest Person Contest alum James Stanley on the trials and adversity leading up to his debut as an Acme open mic regular! Sign ups for Acme’s Funniest Person in The Twin Cities Competition are open now. Contest begins this May! Sign up: acmecomedycompany.com/the-club/funni…
DC: See you tonight!
Get ready for Washing-tons of fun, DC, as @jonlovett welcomes @joshgondelman, @SamJayComic, @alfranken, and @mehdirhasan to @TheLincolnDC. Get your tickets now at go.crooked.com/detCTJ! #LovettOrLeaveIt #CrookedMedia #DC
when i invite people to things now I’ve started saying “some pressure!” instead of “no pressure!” because i am trying to become a woman of conviction
How mad would you be? @janellejcomedy See Janelle tonight at 9:30 in The Main Room with @GodfreyComedian @SklarBrothers @DougBenson @billdawes @Face_Law +more! Get your tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy
OMG WE DID IT YALL!! WE ARE SOLD OUT FOR MY @NetflixIsAJoke show I don't believe it grateful to God!! May 11th
I had a nice time writing about going to the movies as a kid and whether Airheads is good or if I just saw it a lot of times on tv. I’d love if you’d give it a read!
Don't miss our last installment of My Movie Theater! @joshgondelman reflects on how rewatching movies has shifted with the internet. dirt.fyi/article/2024/0…
Tomorrow marks 10 years in comedy and I’ll spend it doing my favorite thing- begging people in the Midwest to buy my record so I can afford to see what’s going on with my stomach. Time really flies when you’re having fun.
But that's not all babe, cuz we sold to CBS Network last week. So proud of our whole team. So excited do this mf work. What a dream. 🥹😭☺️ No one pinch me.
EXCLUSIVE: The comedy duo of Mimi Davila and Laura Di Lorenzo — who perform as ‘The Chonga Girls’ — are set to write, star and co-executive produce an eponymous multi-camera comedy series in development at CBS Studios, Deadline has learned exclusively deadline.com/2024/04/cbs-de…
A stranger got a mad at me for a new weird reason tonight. STILL GOT IT!
This week at Acme: See Acme favorite John Deboer all week long! Known for his work on Dry Bar Comedy, Comedy Central, and his nationwide touring. You won’t want to miss John Deboer this week! Get your tickets today: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/89420
Kate is so good at comedy I can't wait to watch this!!!
I'm really excited about releasing my first hour long special TODAY! It'll be Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, YouTube, and Vimeo. According to @PasteMagazine I bring my "razor sharp wit to the arenas of sex, gender, and Boomer marriages." Please check it out this week!!
Today I have 12 years of sobriety. I’m sober sober. I’ve been feeling every feeling for a long time. I’ve had my heart smashed to bits but I know it heals. Here’s me hosting with a broken heart. I’m learning to be fucking gentle to myself. It took a lot of help. Reach out 💜
New Deadpool & Wolverine trailer reminds me of the fateful day Ryan sauntered into my moose bone scrimshaw workshop & asked if I’d ever considered working in motion pictures!
Enjoyed running into @robdelaney at the 1956 Saskatchewan Men's Conference. #deadpool2
We’re hitting DINGERS this summer on @fullyloadedfest. Get your tickets at fullyloadedfestival.com
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