Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
Comedian 4/10-13 Acme Comedy Company 4/19 River House Hutchinson MN 4/25 Johnnie's Bar River Falls WI 5/9-12 St Louis Funny Bone music.apple.com/us/album/not-t… Joined January 2020-
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If you never want a Minnesota Twin to hit on you, identify as a baseball.
OJ Simpson's family announced he died of cancer. Cancer, on the other hand, has begun looking for the real killer.
The Minnesota Twins are so anti- violence they won't even hit baseballs.
Why is it that the people that defend the National Anthem the hardest always look like they spend the least amount of time generally standing?
We need to stop giving money to Israel and Ukraine and redirect to where it can do the most good: tax cuts for billionaires.
As a Christian, I’m outraged that Joe Brandon declared March 31st ‘International Transgender Day of Visibility” My faith is so weak that I can no longer celebrate Easter. It’s one of the two days I actually go to church and now I can’t even do that.
If you don't think Jesus can also be his own father, you're anti-trans.
Look, we can settle this whole Trump/Stormy affair thing pretty quickly with a penis line up.
Putin: Killing defenseless men, women, and children is an evil and despicable act. Unless they're Ukranian. It's different if they're Ukranian.
For a pro-life party, they sure love aborting their speakers of the house.
The bright side to losing custody is you never have to find a babysitter.
This election is like going to a restaurant and being told the only options are expired broccoli and rat poison.
I joke about God a lot, because I was told not to punch down in comedy and I can't think of a target that's farther up.
"Joe Biden isn't nearly hard enough on Israel, so I'm going to vote for the guy that wants to deport Palestinians from this country."-young people
Love is Blind is the theme of Kirk Cousins' entire career.
I think after his remarkable comeback story, culminating in an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, Robert Downey Jr has earned the right to do just a little bit of crack.
President Biden defeated Uncommitted to win the nomination, but he could still lose the general election to Should Be Committed.
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Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
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Patrick Strait @PatrickStrait
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If someone wrote a novel about a president on trial for paying off a porn star and the first witness was named "Pecker," you'd hand that back for a rewrite.
I swallowed a huge gulp of public pool water back in 1997 and my back has hurt ever since.
This week at Acme: See Acme favorite John Deboer all week long! Known for his work on Dry Bar Comedy, Comedy Central, and his nationwide touring. You won’t want to miss John Deboer this week! Get your tickets today: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/89420
The Broncos are trading for Zach Wilson. Hey, if I want a broken jet, I’ll call Boeing.
I literally thought this was robert baril
Aaron Taylor-Johnson for Armani Beauty
Winner of Acme’s Funniest Person Competition 2022, Andy Duong has officially been promoted to working Emcee at our club! We are proud to have him be part of our latest batch of house emcees! See @AnDuongY this week when he hosts for Jake Johannsen: April 10th-13th at Acme!
Feel like the George Floyd thing really overshadowed the deal Cup Foods had on broccoli that week.
As a Christian, I’m outraged that Joe Brandon declared March 31st ‘International Transgender Day of Visibility” My faith is so weak that I can no longer celebrate Easter. It’s one of the two days I actually go to church and now I can’t even do that.
Calling it now: Larry David is gonna get hilarious revenge for everyone hating on the Seinfeld finale by running back the same format in the last episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Tonight in Weho what a lineup
🚀 All-star standup in WeHo tonight! From Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central, even Quibi (RIP). @peetguercio @Dledsinger2funny @lisa_curry @ConroyFTW @BradLivesDreams @DeolKiran @BrentWeinbach @glazerboohoohoo @thecomedybureau Get tickets: jetbook.co/e/jetpack-come…
Hate that we live in world where I can stumble upon leaked video of a war crime before 9am but not one where my government will actually do anything about it.
My thanks to all the comics that helped with this piece. Apologies to those I couldn't squeeze in. Your contributions were valuable! startribune.com/comedians-are-…
Bill Clinton and John cena
For the 5000th time, this should be the end of him. But Republicans still love cuddling up to the devil himself. It was as if Ocean's 11 was all Lennie's. cnn.com/2024/03/11/pol…
Join us on 3/20 for another hour (or more) of comedy. The Modist Comedy Hour returns once again hosted by @itslahiru & @lucyzarns Featuring: MJ Matheson Abenezer Merdassa Lily Meyer Gabby OK Headliner: @RobertBaril2 Click the 🔗👇️ to grab tickets. swag.modistbrewing.com/ticketed-events
Can we please take it easy with the outrage over comedy? #standupcomedy
Don’t forget there’s still reason to live in fear of those deliberately killing the industry with unpaid vacation feature work
Montreal Comedy Festival won’t see your mean tweets but other comedy festivals that gatekeep will.
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