Nate Abshire @NateAbshire
stories for money and other scams 800PGR.lnk.to/NateTW Minneapolis, Minnesota Joined July 2009-
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What a blast yesterday! Thank you to @Twins for letting us throw out the first pitch and fight their mascot. Thank you to @AcmeComedyCo for amazing sold out shows all weekend long with @NateAbshire and @wendymay. #purejoy
Go see @NateAbshire and @wendymay (and the Sklar Brothers) at @AcmeComedyCo this weekend! They are the BEST! If you can’t, go check out their comedy albums instead.
Ummm… if you are bored this weekend, you should go to Acme Comedy Club - my girl @wendymay is opening, and then another local favorite @NateAbshire.. and then apparently the headliner is amazing, too, per Wendy. This old lady might have to stay up past her bedtime and go. 🤔🤔
Live your life with the confidence of a white woman telling a foreign Uber driver, "It's her birthday!"
If I ever have food ready on time, ask me a question that only the real me would know the answer to and palm a shiv real sneaky like.
Alright Twin Cities! Who’s comin out to see us at one of the best comedy clubs on the planet @AcmeComedyCo with the hilarious @NateAbshire and @wendymay next weekend?!!!! 4/4-4/6 Get Tix here! acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/84339
If Denver is such a foodie town, why doesn’t anybody want you to eat at their most recommended restaurant? We will see you in Minneapolis @AcmeComedyCo 4/4-4/6 with @NateAbshire
I'm starting to feel like my "I'll get JFL eventually" plan might not work out
You know you're broke when the only tools you need for some vehicle maintenance are zip ties and a drill
How am I doing? Pretty good but whoo boy would I like to complain a lot about it
*getting into a Saturn* Man they sure don't make them like this anymore!
My New Year's Resolution is to stop walking up to locked doors with my arms just full of shit thinking it's gonna work out this time
@NateAbshire will be here Thursday-Saturday‼️ Featuring Andrew Yang. M/C Ellie Snyder 🍻 #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8CoQ7E3/
Minneapolis, go see my buddy @NateAbshire at @AcmeComedyCo this weekend. He's damn good at Comedy and Crab Legs.
It starts tonight!
Does anyone else do this? 😅 @NateAbshire has this whole work experience thing down! Come to Acme this week starting today to see Nate live! He’s only here through Saturday so act fast and get your tickets now🔥 Tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/80332 #standup #standupcomedy
Minneapolis the Friday dinner+show packages are sold out already so plan accordingly - the restaurant is SELLING OUT
Minneapolis the Friday dinner+show packages are sold out already so plan accordingly - the restaurant is SELLING OUT
After @TommyRyman lost a bad bet on the Vikings to the owner of @AcmeComedyCo , he had to do a set written by me & @NateAbshire. Rated PG-13 for shirtlessness, stool-humping, and Griddying. Documentary evidence below. youtube.com/watch?v=nqCHfR…
About to do the second of 2 sold out shows @BlueRoomComedy club in Springfield, Mo. so much fun w our buddy @NateAbshire. Killer audiences and the club is set up so beautifully. Long live comedy.
It's tough when friends don't react the way you want - like I just told you some bad news, at least lose your fucking mind like a boomer that's been barely inconvenienced
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Sometimes I think my boyfriend is just using me for my Richfield water
It’s the happiest day of the year! ⚾️ 💋🤘 @Twins #homeopener
Another fantastic show from @NateAbshire & the @SklarBrothers at @AcmeComedyCo after my own performance of HECUBA w. @PangeaWT @SouthernTheater So glad I could make it & grateful for the laughs & support. All of us are with you @QB16Sam & @coachrobFB74 We Are #QB16SamStrong 💪💜
@SklarBrothers @Twins @AcmeComedyCo @NateAbshire @wendymay Roe sham bone for the first pitch?
@SklarBrothers @Twins @AcmeComedyCo @NateAbshire @wendymay Love the Joe Niekro tribute
@SklarBrothers @Twins @AcmeComedyCo @NateAbshire Hey @Twins this just needs to be a thing! What an amazing weekend! Congrats to y’all and @AcmeComedyCo for SOLD OUT shows! Incredible and so honored to share the stage- thank you!!! #gratitude
What a blast yesterday! Thank you to @Twins for letting us throw out the first pitch and fight their mascot. Thank you to @AcmeComedyCo for amazing sold out shows all weekend long with @NateAbshire and @wendymay. #purejoy
Go see @NateAbshire and @wendymay (and the Sklar Brothers) at @AcmeComedyCo this weekend! They are the BEST! If you can’t, go check out their comedy albums instead.
@tveite having a real good time imagining you doing the "I CAN'T WEAR THIS TO WORK, I'LL LOOK RIDICULOUS" bit in front of this crew
Nightmare Last Comic Standing Judge Panel
Maroon is my favorite song on Midnights because it implies that Taylor Swift would date a guy with a roommate
@wendymay @NateAbshire Alright - ticket purchased for 7pm tomorrow. Prepare for hugs!!! You too, Nate.
free yourself from the prison of lore
The Brotherhood of Steel aren't a Christian organisation. Are they allergic to accurately adapting Fallout or something?
@wendymay @NateAbshire I love YOU! For real it’s so past my bedtime.. #decisions
Ummm… if you are bored this weekend, you should go to Acme Comedy Club - my girl @wendymay is opening, and then another local favorite @NateAbshire.. and then apparently the headliner is amazing, too, per Wendy. This old lady might have to stay up past her bedtime and go. 🤔🤔
@SklarBrothers @AcmeComedyCo @NateAbshire @wendymay I’ve got my own shows those nights a few blocks away at The Southern. Not sure I’ll be able to make it. Maybe I can come to a later show after mine. I know we have an Opening Night reception on the 5th. Have great shows & a great time while you’re here. Thanks. #SklarBroCountry
Alright Twin Cities! Who’s comin out to see us at one of the best comedy clubs on the planet @AcmeComedyCo with the hilarious @NateAbshire and @wendymay next weekend?!!!! 4/4-4/6 Get Tix here! acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/84339
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