Patrick Strait @PatrickStrait
Author of “Funny Thing About Minnesota” available now from @mnhspress. Comedy/arts writer for @racketmn, @minnesotacomedy. mncomedy.com Minneapolis, MN Joined May 2009-
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It's always adorable how cyclists are doing their little hand signals. Like, I am still 100% going to run you over
This week, @EmilyMcWinter and @ShaqKatzner are bringing together like, 85 percent of the Twin Cities comedy scene for a one night, one liner tournament for comedy superiority at @TurfClubMN. mncomedy.com/news/f/64-comi…
Wow you guys are really pumped about Hitler’s birthday huh?
.@BossNilaa wants to share her stories of “unbelievable-ass shit that is all true” with you this weekend at the Camdentown Comedy Show. mncomedy.com/news/f/come-le…
Catch up with the multitalented wrestler before this weekend's Casket Deathmatch! racketmn.com/meet-reverend-…
Thank you to @RacketMN for their fantastic article on ‘The Reverend’ Ricky Noren and his upcoming CASKET DEATHMATCH this Saturday! ☠️⚰️ Tickets available at - TimebombPro.com! Read the article at: racketmn.com/meet-reverend-…
When I was in 6th grade, they wheeled a TV into my classroom so that we could watch the OJ verdict. In hindsight, it doesn't feel like a bunch of 11-year-olds needed to stop learning for that.
Watching the real Final Boss! Let’s go @TheDevonMonroe! #effybgb9
Starting tonight, @wendymay comes to @AcmeComedyCo with @SklarBrothers! BUT FIRST we talk about why she doesn’t want to shock you but also can’t keep her comedy kid-friendly. mncomedy.com/news/f/wendy-m…
Minnesota GYAT Club Festival. Has anyone done this yet?
Quick profesh pet peeve: If you want to come up with an outline of an idea, it is not a "straw dog" or a "straw man." Please don't say "let's straw dog this thing!" if you mean let's mock-up a plan.
I can smell the piss from this picture.
If anyone wants to get their back blown out* today, come by my house! *willing to shovel my driveway. It is very wet and heavy snow and my old body can’t handle the lifting.
Just found this in my sons’s room.
Some nice older ladies just stopped by my house to let me know there’s a memorial for white Jesus on March 24 and also that white Jesus looks like young Wayne Coyne.
Tonight! @EllieHino is having an pre-order party at @SisyphusBrewing to celebrate her debut album. Please don't ask her about 9/11. mncomedy.com/news/f/ellie-h…
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Jay Boller @jaymboller
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Keith Harris @useful_noise
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Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
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drew janda @drewjanda
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em cassel @biketrouble
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Mike Earley @MicEarley
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian
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Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
Racket @RacketMN
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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
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Jay Boller @jaymboller
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Keith Harris @useful_noise
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Robert Baril @RobertBaril2
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drew janda @drewjanda
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Jerard Fagerberg @jgfagerberg
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Pearl Rose @hipearlrose
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em cassel @biketrouble
7K Followers 967 Following a guy drops one piece of ham in the snow and he never hears the end of it. co-owner/editor of @racketmn, [email protected] (she/they)
kyle @kyle_matteson
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Like Mester @JustMikeLester
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Chris Steller @chris_steller
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Jason DeRusha @DeRushaJ
79K Followers 15K Following @wccoradio 3-6p Drivetime, @MNMOMag food critic, Marquette grad, podcasts everywhere, used to be on TV, verified by the people, “the problem with Minnesota”
Mike Earley @MicEarley
785 Followers 558 Following Comedian, Last chair trombone, Taliban (2012, 2013). Tweets so nice you read them twice.
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
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58K Followers 27 FollowingIt's always adorable how cyclists are doing their little hand signals. Like, I am still 100% going to run you over
I got my sweet angel baby dog FOUR days ago and I already have like 100 pictures of him on my phone, I just love him so much 😭♥️
I love Rasheed. About time he got a mic in front of him
"I can motherf**kin' blame Tobias [Harris] with his sh*t though. Yeah, and if you listening, we mad with you too, dog. You gotta step that sh*t the f**k up. Yo, you gettin' all that bread. We need more than 5-12 for 10 points." Rasheed Wallace’s thoughts on Tobias Harris
*Wolves are down by 5 points* me: "I literally want to d*e"
today has been setback after setback after fucking setback and it’s not even over yet but I’m so proud of this
the wildest to ever fuckin do it
One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.
One Liner Madness is tomorrow! This is a March Madness-style tournament. It'll be a fast-paced & funny show at @TurfClubMN with some of the best comics in Minnesota Stop on by! I'll need all the laughs I can get #onelinermadness first-avenue.com/event/2024-04-…
A woman just said “COVID’s over” to me on the street and instead of something clever I said, “fuck you bitch, I hope you get it.”
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Tony Schiavone on his on-screen response to the Bucks' promo on Dynamite: "My facial reaction is trying to put more heat on the Bucks being assholes, in storyline "I was not upset at the promotion, I was not upset at Tony Khan "Social media is about idiots coming together and…
has anyone ever designed cody merch that doesn't make you look unvaccinated
good news: got our keys to our new apartment!!! bad news: we have exactly one (1) boxed packed and it’s just my Crocs
last night at GRRRL SCOUT ty for making your way through the sea of grinding queers to see me @Darin_K_ ilusm !
Gigi is playing to full rooms of ppl on a weekly basis now, it's really impressive 😤
last night at GRRRL SCOUT ty for making your way through the sea of grinding queers to see me @Darin_K_ ilusm !
Well, this was unexpected. My 2022 Bon Jovi concert review (link in response) is quoted in this new Bon Jovi profile. Big thanks to @AmyMauzy1 for the alert! menshealth.com/entertainment/…
Thank you Star Tribune Going Out
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Tonight, Sabu reached out to GCW & returned the deposit ($300) he received for the Indie Hall of Fame. I appreciate the gesture & want to thank/reiterate my respect for Sabu. I've decided to redirect the money in the form of a donation to The William Way LGBT Community Center.
A 12-year-old kid joined @thejoyfulriders with his mom tonight. He was quiet/shy and, when I told him I was so glad he’d ridden with us, he smiled so big, man. That made my day! #30DaysofBiking
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