Vodka Skoda @SkodaTodd
2022 Funniest Person with a Day Job runner up. Happily divorced, now happily married middle age man. 4 time comedy contest finalist, 3 time choker. toddskoda.com Minnesota Joined May 2013-
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This holiday season, the big man has to pay. This Sunday, @SkodaTodd (as Santa Claus) is bringing together a wild lineup of comics at @HouseOfComedyMN for the first-ever Roast of Santa Claus! mncomedy.com/news/f/santa-c…
We were so poor growing up that we didn't even have cell phones!
Amazon should start including a bottle of liquor/wine on every order placed after 11 PM. Just so you'll be sure to place another drunken order in a few days.
Hopefully he's got an extended warranty on his tv
Hopefully he's got an extended warranty on his tv
This Eagles fan was PISSED!!!! 😳 #SuperBowl
My wife got one of those Stand-Up desks. I bet it gets booked before I do.
Brady has the energy of da lol rs manager who gave his two week notice last week. #nfl
When my ex-wife and I were trying to have a baby she would never do a doggy style, she didn't want a baby with kennel cough
There was a misunderstanding with where we registered for the wedding. Not sure what we're gonna do with $635 in Cracker Barrel gift cards #CrateandBarrel
My wife and I are getting pretty serious. She recently agreed to share her Netflix password with me.
I started online dating back before online dating and digital cameras were popular so, as dudes we just had to describe our dicks.
They just found out how frisbees reproduce. It was quite a disk ovary
That's the last time I go to the mall, I was stuck on an that escalator for 45 minutes.
I threw an orgy during the pandemic, I'm the only one who came.
Studies show that jerking off 5 days a week is good for a man's prostate. I just found that it gets you kicked off the bus
The only thing I learned in law school was that I'm a lot like a poor defendant because I also have no appeal.
I'm supposed to get married this weekend. But I'm a little worried she might be delayed or won't even show up because of all the problems going on in Ukraine.
I'll never forget the time that my roommate saved me from choking to death, he loosened my belt.
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If you were an straight A student and miss that high, I HIGHLY recommend doing paint by numbers
Some nice older ladies just stopped by my house to let me know there’s a memorial for white Jesus on March 24 and also that white Jesus looks like young Wayne Coyne.
@SkodaTodd Well yeah but that’s a level of self aware I’m not prepared to handle. LET ME HAVE THIS TODD
@DanaWessel Standup is so much better in a smaller setting. For $200 you could go Acme 8 times!
This holiday season, the big man has to pay. This Sunday, @SkodaTodd (as Santa Claus) is bringing together a wild lineup of comics at @HouseOfComedyMN for the first-ever Roast of Santa Claus! mncomedy.com/news/f/santa-c…
Did someone wish on a monkey’s paw that the Vikings could win a two-score game?
It’s a great day to own a minivan. :)
My buddy @roroweber1 is giving away this autographed Randy Moss rookie card. To enter, just like this tweet and follow @roroweber1. That’s it! Good luck!
Worst finale in the last decade: Game Of Thrones Best finale in the last decade: Americans
Came up briefly yesterday, will discuss more today at 2:05 on @wccoradio The Americans is my selection, a brilliant show which rarely received the acclaim it deserved, the scene in the parking garage is one of the best scenes I have watched, which finale is your pick?
Me, an old comic, when I have a good set at an open mic:
Today is the author's 79th birthday. He's doing well, working on Prey #33, and would rather not think too much about the 79 part.
Ed Ingram is the worst starting guard in the league. The fact that he continues to start is an indication of how weak Minnesota's depth at the position is.
The Local Comic Halloween Costume Project started in 2017 with a class of one and that class consisted of @SkodaTodd. The new class drops on Halloween. @PlanetChristy and I are excited to get this party started! #LCHCP #Halloween #Comedy
My 11yo talking about inappropriate jokes 11yo: Well mom you make abortion jokes Me: That’s right, I am an adult and it’s my job 11yo: Fine because I am a kid can I make pedofile jokes? #TrueStory
According to this box I got from Amazon today, my cats have caused some sort of scandal.
If gas is gonna be that expensive they should be showing Sopranos and Severance on the gas pump TV network.
After 36 amazing years Tom Barnard will be retiring from KQRS. Join us as we celebrate Tom throughout the rest of the year until his final Morning Show on December 23rd. You’re the best in the business, Tom. We wish you all the best in your next chapter!
@EllieHino !!!!!! Opened this evening’s show! somebody get her an album deal!
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