crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco

phd in cat phrenology, ask me about their foreheads Joined October 2010

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crantius colto @HaveSomeKoco

3 months ago

what Ethel Cain said + sometimes as a woman you end your day smelling like a barnyard

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3 months ago

i am going to scream at the top of my lungs in the theater when they show his skeleton picked clean quote me

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3 months ago

i am going to scream at the top of my lungs in the theater when they show his skeleton picked clean quote me

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5 months ago

my bf asked me how I ranked my crushes on Giannis and Zubac and I said baby I was given three holes for a reason I don’t need to rank anyone

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Sinners is so smart by being fun but then I keep thinking on the details, like the intimation Remmick is originally Irish and suffered under British colonization or the implication both brothers paths are valid by both getting happy endings that’s really moving

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5 months ago

Call me sexist but i hate man ponytails

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11 months ago

DeuxMoi fell off but the mental fortitude it must take to run that account with the type of people it attracts

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11 months ago

Clinically required to sneeze with my mouth open for the next ten days after surgery

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11 months ago

Voted for a Black woman for president and to legalize psychedelics in MA, not a bad time to be alive

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11 months ago

Having a cat is really just bothering each other back and forth all day

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11 months ago

None of my friends have wanted to out right say it but being able to edit iMessages has probably saved out friendships

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11 months ago

my bf asked if I wanted to do laundry together tomorrow and I said yes and grocery store and he said great we’ll do those things together sounds like a cute day

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11 months ago

Now that I’m 30 every time anyone I know has a birthday I’m going to joke it’s their 21st auntie style

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11 months ago

Three years ago I sent this to a guy I was seeing and then he got the ick because he thought I thought it was real tiktok.com/t/ZP88g6bY/

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11 months ago

What did I say

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a year ago

What did I say https://t.co/U2IR7fbWWW

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11 months ago

My white mom used to embarrass me so much when she would swear because she would say stuff like motherscratcher and rat bastard

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11 months ago

There is no greater pleasure than cooking a beautiful dinner

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11 months ago

Enjoying some pineapple juice for breakfast (I’m allergic)

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11 months ago

Today is the day. I began my sourdough starter. I will be successful this time. I will culture and maintain a bomb of yeast and flavor. I will bake bread so good the aroma of which can be smelled blocks down the street