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bringing this classic back 4 ramadan
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.
If I was just a lie to you well, you were less than that to me.
ILL ADMIT WHEN IM WRONG BUT THIS TIME IM RIGHT IM SORRY BUT ILL NEVER SEE YOUR SIDE
shes got you right now but im still on ur mind
WHYYYYYYY did Snapchat send me a “Happy New Year” snap from JoJo Siwa… no one asked for that. I wanted 2024 to start off peaceful.
I don't flirt I just say every single one of my thoughts out loud and hope for the best
It’s getting harder n harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.
Remember when Sean Kingston said that girl was so beautiful it made him suicidal?… Is that too much to ask for????
me distracting him from the fact that i just called him one of my other man’s name
all i ask for in a partner is that they have generational wealth
iCarly (2007)
brb making shirts with “hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, alone with a cat, heroine of a feminist age” on it
brb making shirts with “hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, alone with a cat, heroine of a feminist age” on it
No body: My bedroom fan that's been running on high nonstop for 3 years
Table next to me is getting their fajitas
Love the part of the anti depressant commercial where the handsome guy stares at me and tells me there’s a chance my bones disintegrate and my brains liquify and then the guy throws the frisbee for his dog
Tonight will be the night that I will ball for you
Tonight will be the night that I will ball for you
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ClevelandFirst @moebiusmatt
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l'enfer, c'est les au.. @rahnemusic
72 Followers 126 Following Cleveland-based musician. First album and a single are out on all streaming platforms! New music in the works
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NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan
96K Followers 396 Following Police & Fire news from the Cleveland area. it/that. Read our pinned tweet now. Multiple OHIxx IPN dispatchers steal our tweets instead of listening to a radio
mo✨ @yaagurlmo
30 Followers 171 Following
Lisa Kudrow @LisaKudrow
1.2M Followers 216 Following Lisa Kudrow's company usually tweets on her behalf. But sometimes not.
NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl
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Kristin Turner @KristinForLife
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Grace Hargreaves @GraceHargreav14
9 Followers 17 Following I’m lowkey just here to creep on my brother and look at memes
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17K Followers 546 Following A community for fans of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time Stanley Cup champion Pittsburgh Penguins🎙: @PenguinsFFSN
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180K Followers 3K Following A global human rights movement dedicated to ending abortion and building a culture of life | News: 📰 @LiveActionNews | Founded by @LilaGraceRose
March for Life @March_for_Life
145K Followers 2K Following Official March for Life account. Here to end abortion and make it unthinkable. Led by @JeanneMFL. #WhyWeMarch
Kirsten Cameron @kirstiecam5
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jeannie @lalalajeannie
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Frank Hufford @ductapevrything
652 Followers 508 Following Husband,Father,Grandfather, lives in the woods, i hate most people, but especially the #LibLoons, i love #Patriots #USA #Freedom #Trump #MAGA Liberalsim=mental
Mary Vincent @mowenlotr
14 Followers 35 Following Truthfully, I am a golden retriever wearing a Hufflepuff scarf
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme
3.1M Followers 294 Following 🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk
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KIND Snacks @KINDSnacks
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Jonathan Van Ness @jvn
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Joey ⛈️ @JoeyRivera57
708 Followers 135 Following
Alexa @LexGaydos
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l'enfer, c'est les au.. @rahnemusic
72 Followers 126 Following Cleveland-based musician. First album and a single are out on all streaming platforms! New music in the works
𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓃𝑜�.. @Woody_678
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i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed
men with j names
Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina bit.ly/2t25KPz
you look like you’ve been embalmed
18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
Say hi to the Neds! Alex Nedeljkovic's father and sisters drove a couple hours from Parma, Ohio to watch him play 🫶
Mr. Crocker when he saw fairy god parents:
ILL ADMIT WHEN IM WRONG BUT THIS TIME IM RIGHT IM SORRY BUT ILL NEVER SEE YOUR SIDE
Confident women intimidate me I need my girl just as insecure as me fam
“I see no color” is not the goal. “I see your color and I honor you. I value your input. I will be educated about your lived experiences. I will work against the racism that harms you. You are beautiful. Tell me how to do better.” ... That’s the goal.
It’s 1:28am, I’m alone in a hotel room in Kentucky and a guy is driving toward my current location with a box of saltines
“ i can’t find him, i only know his first name” me:
me distracting him from the fact that i just called him one of my other man’s name
Every day I’m reminded that single and childless women wield enough power to make grown men quiver
It’s shameful and sad that a hyper-promiscuous, childless woman (Taylor Swift), aging and alone with a cat, has become the heroine of a feminist age.
iCarly (2007)
Olivia Rodrigo & Adam Driver for SNL.
me adding “but idk” after giving advice in case it fails
does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money" mean ignore or have sex with
Just fyi to capitalism, my dad does not drink beer OR play golf and I’d still like to get him a Christmas present
how tf am i supposed to stand on business when ovulating
Me catching myself saying "now I need something sweet " after I eat🤣
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