Gary @HelloImGary
Comedienne and Actress. I'm kind of a big deal. Manchester Joined January 2009-
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Film of the year. Not even seen it yet."@AFPceleb: .@stevecarell arrives for the 'Foxcatcher' screening @BFI. pic.x.com/2sLMCeCF4y"
I don't do politics, but Louise Mensch is fucking mental. She's essentially just said that Labour Government = Ebola.
Eh? "@LouiseMensch: If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola"
How many drugs did Iggy Azelea have to take to chose a stage name that was even worse than her terrible actual name?
No one has ever heard of Ricky Benz but I'm about to become his biggest fan.
@LizMcClarnon @KatieeSmithson It's Kerry, right?
@upyoursginaford I think Matt Allwright looks like a sort of deflated Frank Sidebottom.
That almost became a shaggy dog story but thry warmed it up under the grill and I fucking demolished all 12" of that butty.
And they have the temerity to serve me a cold hot sandwich. I've killed people for less.
I don't go to Subway much as I think the smell of bread baking is fucking disgusting but I relented as I was sick of having chips for dinner
The Subway in Picaddilly Gardens just served me a cold Meatball Marinara Sub and it's caused me to lose all faith in humanity.
@OSheaOGaukroger @womenincomedyuk @kingssalford @TessaGaukroger Im going to come down so I'll have a sniff amd check for myself.
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9.15 tonight at @kingssalford @OSheaOGaukroger 'Compared to The Two Ronnies and Morecambe & Wise, but with boobs.'
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Capoicity @capoicity
177 Followers 87 Following hammer in the coffin nails. Let’s just try and have some fun with this thing ok? Freo Dockers, Perth Glory, Stoke City 🏉 ⚽️
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