HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

Co-Host of the Adventures in HellwQrld podcast and adrenochrome-fueled liberal shitposter. He/him. patreon.com/pokerpolitics Joined September 2020

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

9 months ago

That awkward moment when you go to deactivate your Twitter account and can't remember your password.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

9 months ago

All of this Matt Walsh nonsense is a great merch-related cautionary tale for those of us who have small podcasts where we refer to the listeners as "beautiful babies"

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“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”

Pop Base @PopBase

9 months ago

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

9 months ago

The moment the Twitter icon changes to that fuckin' X on my phone is the exact moment you'll never see me on this platform again. Until then I plan on getting snarkier in my replies because this place is all stupid goons and echo-chamber warriors now. Well, mostly-all.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

9 months ago

"I like the letter X." Guess that explains all the ex-wives.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

9 months ago

Twitter nowdays be like Regular User: *posts article about Anne Frank* Verified User: *something anti-semetic* Verified User With OnlyFans Account: "I'm way hotter than her."

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Adventures in HellwQrld Podcast @hellwqrld

9 months ago

This week @az_rww is filling in for Sarge. Get those questions in! #AskPokerAnything #AskAZRWWAnything #AskLAnything #BeautifulBabies

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Adventures in HellwQrld Podcast @hellwqrld

10 months ago

Mailbag! Fill the mailbag! #AskPokerAnything #AskSargeAnything #AskLAnything #BeautifulBabies

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

Thank god social media exists to let us all know that, actually, the mercenary army is bad and, actually, it's not good that they're fighting Russia and, actually, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

I am the Wagner Coup coup cachoo

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

This is Plastic Man. He got smashed into thousands of pieces, scattered across the ocean floor, and *survived* for thousands of years. I'm begging you, please RT this and let's change the conversation to be about this chadsolute unit.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING SUB

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

If you think the takes I share are hot, I assure you the ones I keep to myself are much, much hotter. I'd have to give up my Liberal Slave to Moloch adrenochrome punch-card immediately.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

The opening title sequence for Secret Invasion is fine, actually? Y'all are just mad someone immediately found a use case for the type of ugly nonsense AI is capable of at the moment.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

Boy howdy, if them submarine boys make it back alive somehow they're probably gonna be pretty unhappy about the reaction to their disappearance. Anime villain origin shit right there.

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Adventures in HellwQrld Podcast @hellwqrld

10 months ago

Give us questions and you will obtain answers! #AskPokerAnything #AskSargeAnything #AskLAnything #BeautifulBabies

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

This one's on you, James Cameron.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

My reaction when I post some hilarious shit on Twitter and don't become an overnight sensation with an aqua chariot made out of two yachts pulling a megayacht:

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

The conversation over the ugly characters in the new Fable teaser is real dumb. Mostly because the people who are pissed that they can't jerk off to it don't realize what they're mad about is an Uncanny Valley issue and not a design issue.

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HellwQrldL @HellwQrldL

10 months ago

"Edit with Twitter Blue" I'd rather die from that typo.

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I’ve read the QDrops so you don’t have to. disinformation expert. Sex Bot Master. https://t.co/qeiTtXyyE3

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Unbothered Sharks Fan @c_joseph91

9 months ago

@kitten_tay @CensoredMen The hard coping and moving the goal posts in this thread is unbelievable 😂

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humans without context @HumansNoContext

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Ela Bambust, 🏳️‍⚧️ professional author @Elamimaxima

9 months ago

I'M ESCAPING TO THE ONE SOCIAL MEDIA THAT HASN'T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM

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TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister

10 months ago

@CayenneAmor @InsaneRealitys The irony of someone with “cum on her fupa” saying it’s unsanitary is making me lol. Good lord.

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg

10 months ago

lydia noooo

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non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

10 months ago

What is a movie that everyone likes, but you hate?

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Knit Wit @notquiteotaku

10 months ago

@bonersniper @HellwQrldL @JennyENicholson Loved that movie growing up, but I also partially blame it for my hording tendencies.

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Michael Ewon @bonersniper

10 months ago

@HellwQrldL @JennyENicholson That's just the brave little toaster

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Spongeman 🐻 🇵🇸 @closetreddie

10 months ago

@HellwQrldL @JennyENicholson we've circled back to Toy Story....

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a bunch of fish🏳️‍⚧️ @omegasome1

10 months ago

@HellwQrldL @JennyENicholson Can the marketing tagline be "Prepare To Be Objectified"?

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Rogue Atlas 🧭🗺️ @BoschBoi

10 months ago

@HellwQrldL @JennyENicholson Oh…so basically the next evolutionary step from Soul and Elemental. Pixar really going the Platonic metaphysics route, hey?

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Haywood Japulma Finga @GriffOConnor

10 months ago

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Fábio Mendes @fabio_menDS

10 months ago

@bonersniper @HellwQrldL @JennyENicholson Brave Little Toaster getting a remake after many of his plot elements being borrrowed by the Toy Story movies would be full circle for Pixar lol