Ernest Hemingwiseau @Hemingwiseau
I'm a cross between Ernest Hemingway and Tommy Wiseau. That's my concept. The Room. Also Europe. Joined February 2013-
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Submitted for Your Approval episode 1: The one with the Creepy Murder Doll available now! comedylol.com/podcasts/2016/…
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"She says I hit her" I said. "Did you?" he asked. "No" I replied. "I did not. Don't even ask." The world is full of Marks, always asking.
He hung the photo on the wall. It was a spoon. It was not a great spoon, but a good spoon, because it was an honest spoon. He began to drink
I very happy fathers day to everybody, and your very welcome Denny.
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@RiffTrax Is this a priority? imdb.com/title/tt010977…
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Alright, who ate all the pussy?
"I did not hit her!" I said. "I did not!" Then I got very drunk and I hit her. She was a good woman.
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People want a dance that makes them feel safe. They'll do anything for it, even leave their friends behind.
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They had already put his idea's into practice. They had used him, and he just didn't care anymore.
@tactilish Ahahaha don't worry about it!
I left out the part where Chris R is mad because he got his dick blown off in the war. Ahahaha
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Oh hai Hills Like White Elephants. Oh hai abortion.
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