Hipster Humor @HipsterHumor
I understood this twitter before its bio explained it. Joined December 2011-
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Hot chinos and khakis. Hot chinos and khakis. I can't get enough of these hot chinos and khakis. #NYRichKids #StraightOuttaHamptons
its amazing that my @instagram feed is all farm-to-table meals & speciality coffee when 90% of my diet is actually PBR & Fruit by the Foot.
Lion-O from Thundercats is totes my spirit animal. Wait... a spirit animal is something you think about when you masturbate, right?
Wondering if @tweetsoutloud asked @NASA to install @instagram on @MarsCuriosity's camera #MSL
Hipster handbook says I should be doing Yoga, but it also says I shouldn't be caught dead at a business that uses the font Papyrus #confused
A Tribe Called Queso wants to know...Can I Dip It? #q-chip
Macbook Pro is being sent back for repairs. Oh well, I heard that real DJs use Iphone + Spotify anyway.
I always question my outfit when the homeless guy across from me isn't masturbating on my morning bus ride. #fuckyouilookgood
Million dollar idea: breed bearded cats and sell them outside @RenegadeCraft
just a reminder ladies: feather weave = #instaboner. feather tat behind the ear = #permaboner
I shat PBR & kale in an Park Slope alley. This is home now. RE: @MensHumor: "Hipsters, moving to New York City does't make it your hometown"
Veronica Mars might be the closest thing I have to a committed relationship in my life #hipsterproblems
It's a cold one this morning, luckily it's easy to double up on skinny jeans. #protip
Dear sorori-hipster at Whole Foods... You're mistaken...I'M a cutie, THAT's a clementine. But you can take both home if you want.
Holiday cheer doesnt match my outfit. #hipsterproblems
old man on the G train called me racist for scooting a few seats over. Pffft. Dude, I like TV on the Radio AND own The Wire on DVD.
spent all morning waxing my mustache into the shape of a Menorah and not ONE of my Jewish friends even noticed. #hipsterproblems
This year my Christmas wish is to watch employees of @Anthropologie and @madewell1937 wrestle in a vat of organic dairy-free pudding.
its noon and no one has mistaken me for a gay OR homeless person. obviously need to do a better job dressing myself #hipsterproblems
Really want to hear the new Black Keys album but I cant bring myself to not fast forward through car commercials on my DVR #hipsterproblems
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