Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

Proud Scouser, football fan, art lover, cocktail & beer drinker, dodgy dancer, reader, writer, aintree racegoer, sacrificer of hours to my Twitter habit Liverpool, UK Joined January 2011

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

2 weeks ago

It feels like it might actually be about to be autumn hats and scarves weather not ha here's every season 3 times a day

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A year later and I'm in the job I was panicking about the application for, have enjoyed a lie in, late breakfast, and sorted some emails. Now wish me luck building a flatpack tv stand 😆 #SomeThingsNeverChange #DIY #TrustTheUniverse

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

3 years ago

The day I envisioned: lie in, coffee, send some emails, late breakfast, take apart some cupboards, pack some stuff up, build some new ones, take out the hate on chucking stuff in the tip. My actual day:

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

3 years ago

When the tech all decides to turn against you, corrupts your files, the router just has to update NOW, the laptop forcecloses every 5 minutes all while I retype the job application that I've missed the deadline for due to 👆 The universe doesn't want this for me.

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

3 years ago

Well #Croatia I'm not sure what I've just witnessed so yeah there's a check off the old #eurovision    bingo card  😧

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

3 years ago

Oh #Eurovision    already loving it! #Norway channelling Six, #Malta doing standard mad eurovision- here for it. #Serbia was unsettling, #Portugal gave strong cabaret vibes, #Ireland can't decide harry styles or elvis but either way a size too small 😬

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

4 years ago

When I accidentally cash out the winning horse and swap £££ for actual pennies 🙈 #Aintree #AintreeFestival #horseracing

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4 years ago

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

4 years ago

#autumnwalks #November

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

4 years ago

It was all I could focus on until it had disappeared off camera 🙈

Sam Freedman @Samfr

4 years ago

I would 100% be the guy who drops his bit of card right into the shot for the whole funeral and then tries to figure out if it would it's worse to leave it or try and surreptiously pick it up.

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

4 years ago

YES!!!!!! #Lionesses

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

5 years ago

Naturally, things are getting worse 🙄

Sam Freedman @Samfr

4 years ago

I would 100% be the guy who drops his bit of card right into the shot for the whole funeral and then tries to figure out if it would it's worse to leave it or try and surreptiously pick it up.

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

5 years ago

Rainy Sunday mood

Susie Dent @susie_dent

5 years ago

Today's mood is 'snoodging' (19th century): nestling snugly and hunkering down for the day.

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

5 years ago

Good news: found out I'm getting a lovely 3digit refund for 2yrs worth of billing errors💸 Bad news: my entire chat with the mortgage advisor. She was very sympathetic let's put it that way 🙄 Upside: I don't have to get out of bed for that viewing tomorrow 🤷‍♀️ #WinSomeLoseTheRest

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

5 years ago

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

5 years ago

@RoadsideMum I thought this was going to end up a 'and now its broke and I cant remember where I got it' story, SO glad it's not!

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

5 years ago

Well fuck. I remember being wide awake at stupid o'clock in the morning thinking it's either this or candy crush 😂😂 #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Jen @HmmWhatToSayNow

5 years ago

🤮 everyday is another opportunity to feel absolutely fucking sick that this is how our government is conducting themselves. New year same shitshow 😮‍💨