Celeste barber @celestebarber_
Actor. Comedian. Writer. Lady. celestebarber.com Joined February 2012-
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Get Penny Wong to debate Scott Morrison
Nothing’s funny if you don’t have a sense of humour. #Oscars2022
Hey North America, I’m bringing my Fine,Thanks tour to a city near you. Presale tickets are available at celestebarber.com Code:BARBER Go nuts!
“... childish ...” “... surly ...” “... ungracious ...” “... like a child displaying a lack of basic manners ...”
Proud to have co-created this beast with @BrigidWD based on her incredible book of gonzo wellness journalism of the same name. We promise to make you laugh more than a yoga-induced queef. And cry more than a fucked-up ayahuasca ceremony. Netflix. 2022. Namaste, bitches.
So pumped to be bringing you this comedy-drama about wellness, human connection & the meaning of life and death (y’know, the small stuff) to @NetflixANZ – starring the glorious human planet that is @CelesteBarber! Massive team effort, as you'll see here. instagram.com/p/CXW62y5BoG9/
HOW IT'S GOING // HOW IT STARTED deadline.com/2021/12/celest…
AHHHHHHHHHHH *inhales sharply* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! @NetflixANZ @DEADLINE
💪 The mighty @celestebarber_ continues to sell out venues across AU+NZ. 🎟️ Canberra, Christchurch, Perth, Adelaide & Hobart: secure your tickets now at celestebarber.com
What’s the worst mask you’ve ever seen? PSA: Here is one way to do it. Paid partnership with 3M. #3MConsumerRespirators #hownottomask #3MRespirator #CelesteBarber
A little PSA to show people the way to mask! Paid partnership with 3M #3MConsumerRespirators #hownottomask #CelesteBarber
🚨 BRISBANE: Due to demand, a new show has been added on Saturday 4 June, 2022 at @QPAC! 🎟️ Hurry, tickets are on sale now → bit.ly/CelesteQPAC Get your much-needed fix of fun at @celestebarber_ Fine, Thanks tour in 2022.
🚨 PERTH: Due to demand, a new show has been added on Monday 23 May, 2022 at @pcec! 🎟️ Tickets are on sale now → bit.ly/CELESTEB22 Get your much-needed fix of fun at @celestebarber_ Fine, Thanks tour in 2022.
We are sick of you objectifying our bodies! Also, here’s my ass.
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Noticing a lot of people accusing minorities of "playing the race card lately" and if you think any First Nations person or ethnic minority has ever spoken about racism in Australia and gotten a sympathetic hearing rather than further attacks, we're living in different realities.
I’m doing some stand up shows as me and I don’t know how to break this to you but if you’re in Sydney you have to see it. That’s just how it is.
For whoever needs to hear it: you’re not obliged to entertain or engage with people in your replies you would normally cross the street to avoid if they handed you a brochure of their deranged shit in real life. You’re allowed to think “What an odd reaction” and simply move on.
Don’t know about you, but it’s already been such an intense and exhausting couple of months that I think it’s important we all take a deep breath, ground and centre ourselves and concede we’re still completely dead inside.
Hey my American followers, this is one funny sheila.
Hey North America, I’m bringing my Fine,Thanks tour to a city near you. Presale tickets are available at celestebarber.com Code:BARBER Go nuts!
Couldn't be more excited to see @celestebarber_ in Vancouver this August! I've encouraged countless friends and clients to follow her genius comedy and vital message. Can't forget the day I found this post 💙🙌 😂😍👍 instagram.com/p/By-1d5anxEx/…
If you have the chance to see Celeste in person, DO IT! I'll be at the Columbus show, it's going to be the Dolphin's Earrings!
Hey North America, I’m bringing my Fine,Thanks tour to a city near you. Presale tickets are available at celestebarber.com Code:BARBER Go nuts!
Colleague just described my fashion as "very Japanese" and this is almost as nice an Asian compliment as the times a Malaysian waiter asked, "Are you Korean?" and my Hong Kong aunty remarked, "You look well, did you recently get cosmetic surgery?"
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If you missed it, here is THAT moment from #TheProjectTV tonight.
“... childish ...” “... surly ...” “... ungracious ...” “... like a child displaying a lack of basic manners ...”
@celestebarber_ @NetflixANZ @DEADLINE INCRED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@celestebarber_ @NetflixANZ @DEADLINE This is the Sunday news I’ve been waiting for!
@celestebarber_ @NetflixANZ @DEADLINE So good, mate. ✨
I don’t know who made this but it’s perfect.
To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.
@celestebarber_ Celeste you friggin rock, my weekly team meeting with my colleagues in UK we literally spend the first 20min sharing our fav CB moments and are on the floor with giggles! Don’t stop shing your light into these very dumb dark corners!
The Gucci family had it all. #HouseOfGucci Only in theaters this Thanksgiving.
“It’s always the original image that ends up seeming ridiculous and grotesque, not her.” Excellent @NYTmag piece on the brilliant @celestebarber_ nytimes.com/2021/11/03/mag…
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