Homsar Simpson @HomsarSimpson
The traveller has come. Joined October 2014-
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GUY FIERI HERE IT'S EASTER AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *pulls out kiddie pool full of peeps and a gallon of BBQ sauce*
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Love is kind of like the sun. It's bright and hot and NASA keeps telling me we can't live there.
Are fingers nostril-sized or are nostrils finger-sized?
[At a dog restaurant] Dog waiter: How is everything? Dog patron: It tastes like dog crap Dog waiter: Glad you're enjoying your meal
Homsar Simpson retweeted
Here's the new trailer for #StarWars: The Force Awakens. You're welcome. chzb.gr/1w08Pfs
It's funny how people do stuff and it becomes a thing.
Running out of conversation starters with your family? Ask how they feel about Obama working to ban Christmas music.
It's Tuesday. Do you know where your tacos are?
It's Taco Tuesday. Pour one out for your fallen homies.
"Is there a problem officer?" "Sir, are you eating pizza for breakfast?" "Yes" "Is it on a bagel?" "No" *Takes out gun* "PUT THE PIZZA DOWN"
Final Fantasy Seven. #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
Everyone is freaking out about Ebola but I'm just like
You'll never see @briangaar unless you go to Texas, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials
I am the one who knocks, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials
Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials
You're not the father, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials
Doctor: Well, I've got good news. Patient: What? Doctor: I banged your mom *fist pumps* oh, but your tests came back you're prob gonna die
Piggy🐽Lizzy @CHEESE_WONDA
363 Followers 2K Following quincy genderfluid and lesbian Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 and Beninese 🇧🇯
quinn @deltawav11
273 Followers 872 Following 👀 i make the objects talk sometimes hopefully maybe perhaps #RMosc
Cookiecowchum @Cookiecowchu
116 Followers 392 Following DUDE Nerd: This profile is shit!!! I like pink birds, theyre funny 🤤🥹 big fan of defective turret portal 2
elsqued @elsqued
931 Followers 4K Following 18 (MAJOR), he/they, audhd (level 1 autism) and/or has spd TIPPE: i may retweet a lot.
Tessa 🥰 @tessalakely
1 Followers 534 Following
badkitty @badkitty_
537 Followers 370 Following There used to be a link to @favrd here. Have you had your microplastics today? I’m still here; I set up a profile on Bluesky just in case: @usualdays
Gregorio Galdamez cr @cr_galdamez
43 Followers 366 Following
Yakkin Yeti @YakkinYeti
53 Followers 389 Following An ape-like entity, taller than the average human, that is said to Yak consistently without filtration for more than three decades
Taye Diggs @TayeDiggs
572K Followers 588K Following I'm serious chocolate and don't get it twisted. https://t.co/AjINiSHMHu @CWAllAmerican All American Host @CriticsChoice
PeachSupreme @thejadequeen
10 Followers 35 Following aesthetic: dead flowers and long walks on the sun im cooler online 17|Gemini| |
dudemanbro @Dudemanbrotv
16 Followers 67 Following The Official Twitter for jackoffs doing jackoff shit http://t.co/i22KTWdz5f
no one @JordanKuyper
224 Followers 602 Following 22, london, i play guitar, ukulele and piano and i sing along . Instagram: jordankuyper
hjfr @HjfrLojhy
73 Followers 604 Following
Barraz Ahmed Kajol @barrazahmed
693 Followers 4K Following উদ্দেশ্য এখন অত্যন্ত গতিময়-- সভাপতি, ছাত্র অধিকার পরিষদ। বোচাগঞ্জ উপজেলা, দিনাজপুর।
Colinadosaurus-Prime @therealcolinatr
20 Followers 97 Following Let us break the system by being really damn cool.
Tim Hereid @TimHereid
231 Followers 310 Following Writer and teacher. Author of The Weapon (available now on Amazon). Aspiring super dad.
Emma Atkins @temmassee
331 Followers 457 Following Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. -Winnie the Pooh
Mark Pugner 🧩 @23GoldenApples
520 Followers 426 Following Anything you say can and will be used against you. CisAdmin #ITM My wife: @Kitten_LaMieux Jamie Gillis is my hero.
Isaac Surgalski @bunnyslipp
349 Followers 1K Following I don't tweet much. I used Twitter mostly around age 16; following =/= endorsement/approval. He/him. BLM.
The Hassman 🇨🇦�... @TheHassman44
172 Followers 894 Following Canadian trying to make it in Britain. What it is, I have no idea.
Norman D Landings @BenDeetoy
6K Followers 6K Following Broadcaster, published writer, blogger, occasional stand up, regular sit down, owner of Albert The Wonderdog,..check my blog, The Thoughts of Chairman Anyhow
Mom of Steel @Mom_of_Steel
948 Followers 2K Following None of your damn business. 18+ https://t.co/HfPUq2g2an…
Nick @NickC46
18K Followers 20K Following Disappointing. ☯ Seized a day once - it was the wrong one. Couth. Bridled. Gruntled. Chalant. Rarely amusing.
Only Retweets @OnlyRetweets4U
1K Followers 3K Following Only retweets. Nothing in particular. No theme.
brookie cookie G @brooke_goodland
480 Followers 2K Following looks five years old & hates being reminded, EMT, AZ//
carlo tentacule @p__yonce
112 Followers 121 Following that’s right ladies - you can’t go to starbucks and get this hot chocolate (they/them)
Pinned Tweet @SassyFrearddd
961 Followers 3K Following Personal: @Misfit_Reject Other Rp account: @Nirvana_Gunn (Please start going to these) ||School Schedule||
karina @kxrinahenson
203 Followers 690 Following
Reckless Driver @RecklessDriver
156 Followers 657 Following Bad muthafucka, goddamned sexual TIErannosaurus, and benevolent supercomputer.
Sweaty Magillicutty @cat_deere
511 Followers 3K Following Just a simple broad in a crazy world... You can take the girl out of the Midwest, but you can't take the Midwest out of the girl
MK @kaylakilledit
518 Followers 2K Following
Pay It Forward Limeri... @PIF_Limerick
2K Followers 2K Following Pay It Forward Limerick is a non-profit organisation of Limerick people from all walks of life who want to start a ripple of kindness in Limerick #KindFess19
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 47K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.
no one @JordanKuyper
224 Followers 602 Following 22, london, i play guitar, ukulele and piano and i sing along . Instagram: jordankuyper
Thomas Smith @Tall_Tom_Thumb
143 Followers 535 Following Leeds DJ/Producer and diet guru. Found in Ibiza getting my body brown. I drink lots of tea and dance. London expat
Everything everything... @sharksPHI
422 Followers 3K Following ELA 📖🍎, sharks 🦈, Bob's Burgers 🍔, #FlyEaglesFly 💚, pop-punk 🎶, forever a cheerleader 🎀
Jordan Schmidt @jordanmschmidt
1K Followers 299 Following Producer/Songwriter/Mixer/All-American Track Star
mere @mkahan
371 Followers 641 Following
Shamce Ahmad @SHAMMG0D_
597 Followers 542 Following #BrokeBois #BoltUp #SunsUp #LAFC #Dodgers 🇦🇫🇺🇸 RTs are not endorsements
Emma Atkins @temmassee
331 Followers 457 Following Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. -Winnie the Pooh
fuckery @Wolfley_
2K Followers 2K Following
Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot
12K Followers 7K Following Laughing at the chaos before it laughs back. Tweets contain sarcasm & exaggeration. Comedy, observations, and Unnecessary honesty. Don't take it seriously!
julia @forgedat
425 Followers 1K Following
Mark Pugner 🧩 @23GoldenApples
520 Followers 426 Following Anything you say can and will be used against you. CisAdmin #ITM My wife: @Kitten_LaMieux Jamie Gillis is my hero.
Blurby 🖕 @charIiemustdie
343 Followers 230 Following This life I loathe is in my way || pfp 📷 @MWhiteShelley || Frank notice 12/14/22
hoda 🏳️ @hodughXO
1K Followers 412 Following
Kel Lind @_KLind
222 Followers 645 Following Lost in a corn maze. Half of @FritzAndSimone Sound mixer/editor for film/video/???
Kenton Tofte @kazooboy
213 Followers 530 Following Views are my own, not my employer´s. In fact, they probably aren´t mine either.
Oliver Morton @grimhacker
614 Followers 654 Following Offensive Security R&D, Pen Tester. On my continuing mission to replace myself with a small script. He/Him https://t.co/eJUGYPAbMs
sumesh @vssumesh2
111 Followers 855 Following
Brady Barksdale @itsmaverick
734 Followers 1K Following Formerly William Fichtner fan account. . some politics or sports
Nick @NickC46
18K Followers 20K Following Disappointing. ☯ Seized a day once - it was the wrong one. Couth. Bridled. Gruntled. Chalant. Rarely amusing.
Geoffrey Kirby @GmasterX96
70 Followers 994 Following RPG nerd. Autistic, trained Tyromancer. I believe in Tad Cooper.
That Mom Lady @thatmomladyblog
502 Followers 743 Following Just a mom writing about the made-up-in-my-head challenges of raising emotionally stinky little boys. Featured on @scarymommy and @mamalode
Meghan Quintanar Garc... @MRQ2009
286 Followers 372 Following Hogwarts Alumni, Gallifreyan, sometimes I sing, sometimes I write...known best for laughing at my own jokes and embarrasing typos, I don't give a duck...
jess (retired) @jessokfine
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Grayson Devine @DevineReece
14 Followers 22 Following
Ted Ted Ted @tarmatrong
24 Followers 201 Following
Ella Rosa @EllaRosa966
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