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Hey if you’re bored, 100k whole Facebook people liked my analysis of this Mary Cassatt painting from last Friday. She’s been one of my favorite artists since 2nd grade. I believed for many years that she lived in Oakland, CA near my elementary school. facebook.com/share/p/ZHa1xa…
People who spent a month calling Hamas a resistance group are surprised the kids see Osama Bin Laden as Holden Caulfield
If you told your kids Santa is real and now they’ve found out or are on the verge of finding out and thereby losing all respect for you or having an acute mental breakdown from the shattering of a treasured holiday illusion, this children’s book is for you amazon.com/gp/aw/d/099059…
Social anxiety is weird because one day you’re fine and the next you feel like if you open your mouth you’ll be shot on sight.
Rain gently falling on the roof is the most calming sound in the world
I love animals to the point where I pray for endangered species every night but we need to kill this.
I love animals to the point where I pray for endangered species every night but we need to kill this.
This book feels like a soft blanket and a cup of just-hot-enough cocoa. Thank you, @jfkantrowitz ♥️
Thought you might like to see a bird eating an apple. Enjoy
Thought you might like to see a bird eating an apple. Enjoy
you @MissZindzi
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Shannon Dingle, M.A.E.. @ShannonDingle
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🐦 👑 🥂Genghis.. @KMJeezy
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Dad and Buried @DadandBuried
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Tsh Oxenreider @tsh
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Meh. @HeyItsHigbe
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👩🍳 Hey Julie.. @heyjulieo
304 Followers 549 Following wife, mom, Catholic convert, singer, baker. among other things. politically homeless. I crave star damage. good at starting things, bad at finishing them.
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Rayen @rayengroves
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DC🇺🇸 @CartersUnlimit
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Mama K @RingmasterOfTwo
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April Berry @AprilBerryBooks
3K Followers 4K Following Introvert, travel writer, children's book author. Rep'd by @LitAgentKatieM. Now offering professional critique services. #kidlit #writingcommunity #12x12PB
the antisocial social.. @CareReverend
281 Followers 2K Following Absolute Giver of Na'an Damn. 7th Generation ADOS. Doing Me. Rooting for everybody Black. Healer...fighter...lover...
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you @MissZindzi
19K Followers 1K Following Top notch clothes get the top of the dresser. header by @itsaleois
Shannon Dingle, M.A.E.. @ShannonDingle
33K Followers 3K Following author📚 grant writer 📑 journalist @rns @USATODAY & more 🗞 sex trafficking survivor💪🏻 grief expert💔 disabled♿ & autistic🧠 she/her agent:@trinitygr
🐦 👑 🥂Genghis.. @KMJeezy
6K Followers 1K Following King Kellz 👑 | Legacy Dyke 🏳️🌈| 🦅 Fly Eagles Fly 🦅| Halle Berry responded to me on Twitter | CEO of these Tweets
maximillion. 🇬🇩.. @mminthecity
8K Followers 664 Following https://t.co/JnqCdP882g. @DukeU alum. TL’s career coach. TV/film score geek. childfree (look ma, no tubes!). #MaxineReads for book recs! JAB ALONE 🇬🇩🖤⛓️.
Dad and Buried @DadandBuried
47K Followers 3K Following I don't hate my kids, I hate parenting them! PRE-ORDER MY BOOK! https://t.co/6fqLgZx00R
Leah, agirlandaboy @agirlandaboy
3K Followers 1K Following Book editor, writer, mom, wife, cereal addict. 100 gold stars for following me on Twitter! See more at https://t.co/yVzOeHYDst.
Daniel Jonce Evans @danieljonce
12K Followers 604 Following Writer of code and prose. Picture taker, film maker. Father x2, widower to @rachelheldevans, husband to Jessie.
Jamie Grayson @TheJamieGrayson
344K Followers 4K Following Best Baby Gear Guru-NY MAG.CPST. 📺:Martha Stewart,BBC,Today. W/Nordstrom,Babies&Bumps.Guncle. FAN OF:🎭,🍷,horror movies. 🏳️🌈 former blue check
Tsh Oxenreider @tsh
70K Followers 694 Following Surprised Catholic convert. I write good books, teach Great Books, lead pilgrimages, & cast a pod. 📬: https://t.co/i5V2LDElRr | A little Baggins, a little Took.
Abby Norman @abbynormansays
10K Followers 2K Following She/Her/Ma'am Serving sermons and spirits as a pastor and bartender. Putting the Pub in Public Theologian. Order my book here!https://t.co/gPgPHeKdQm
Brooke 🐝 @NvincbleSummer
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Lovergirl Things Only.. @SoAlmondie
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Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
🌺 A Black Woman Tw.. @HerSoulWrites
3K Followers 2K Following My Ancestors mighta been light, but they weren’t white. : My Momma was born in 1950. : Lil bit of everything. : #Autistic : #Spoonie : #Endo: $CJayneH : She/Her
Meh. @HeyItsHigbe
2K Followers 1K Following You know who else didn’t like birds or pasta? My father, John McCain. Blocked by The Dallas Morning News. The future is intersectional. Enneagram 8.
Jill Krause @babyrabies
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Tiff Shuttlesworth @TiffShuttleswor
11K Followers 855 Following BILLY GRAHAM’S “Notable Names In Evangelism” inductee. I would like to be a trusted voice for understanding the Bible & Prophecy. (YouTube, Podcast, IG, FB)
Hannah 🇮🇱 BRING.. @nice_cuppa
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Adalis Shuttlesworth @BonaFideAdalis
9K Followers 366 Following Let me proclaim your power to this new generation, your mighty miracles to all who come after me. Psalm 71:18
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1K Followers 1K Following King Jesus is alive! 🔥 Special forces in God's End Time Army! #JesusisLord Deuteronomy 28:1-14 Psalm 144:15 Romans 10:17 Psalm 126: 1-3 Psalm 16:8 Acts 8:8
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro
6.7M Followers 378 Following Daily Wire co-founder, host of @benshapiroshow, #1 NYT bestselling author, America’s #1 ex-rapper
Ruth Anne Amsden @afringedgentian
406 Followers 113 Following Single Mum. Follower of Christ. Trekkie. Poet, Essayist, Novelist. Pilgrim of Peace. Snowdrop Warrior. Awake But Not Woke. Rainy Day Person. Hufflepuff.
Dear Ashley... @asj519
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Squirrel Talk Jon �.. @SquirrelTalkJon
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37K Followers 857 Following I cause problems for The Devil, professionally. Evangelist and Pastor of Revival Today Church in Pittsburgh & Fort Worth. Get my 📚 here:https://t.co/1RQjyd5c7N
Laura Casella @La_Casella
4K Followers 1K Following TV Host & Anchor Global News Morning @global_montreal | Radio Host @thebeat925 Instagram: laura_casella
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Azeezah Apampa @Cherished__
301 Followers 662 Following University of Ilorin | Educational Technologist | Volunteering for two amazing NGOs @ftvf_foundation @KaidCharity | Food enthusiast | Movie lover | Cat Person
Woman of undisputed w.. @Ehneskay_Tim
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Heather Ray @HeatherRayBooks
1K Followers 2K Following Children's Book Writer. Expert at finding wonder. My child says I'm too curious. Sports fan. she/her
lei #endSARS @leilaralia
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Aaron Marvin @amarvin
1K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Black Lives Matter. Father. Husband. Traveler. Cancer slayer. IT geek. Loves books, movies & games. Now on Mastodon: [email protected]
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zurichized @zurichized
858 Followers 1K Following formerly @WSJ covering pharma and @AP, then moved to the dark side. Horse rider and lover, mum of two amazing human beings.
Abby Z Kroll @AbbyZz
544 Followers 1K Following Product of the DMV. Two time Terp. I like watching sports, reading fiction, drinking Dunkin’ and hanging with objectively the cutest kids out there.
Connie B @ConnieB07
115 Followers 285 Following
Beck W. @rewil
242 Followers 439 Following Bookish magpie of the Front Range. Was on Jeopardy! that one time. She/her/they.
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38 Followers 297 Following I am not now, and never have been, too cool to do something ridiculous
Laura Zaugg @Laurazaugg
320 Followers 2K Following Mom, former teacher, program coordinator, and coach who loves to learn about and support social justice, civics, and sports. she/her #blacklivesmatter
Eterlin Blue @BlueEterlin
452 Followers 612 Following Prone to massive anxiety attacks. Following people who remind me to be a better person. Silently reporting/blocking bigots. #DisCo #spoonie she/her
Steven Heywood 💙 @StevenHeywood
2K Followers 3K Following It's that old bloke with the cup of tea, a crush on Fay Wray and a bus pass to nowhere. [email protected]
Karen Macdonald @macdonaldglobal
1K Followers 1K Following News Director and Station Manager at Global Montreal. Originally from Quebec City where I was the Publisher of the Quebec Chronicle-Telegraph for 14 years.
Dana Trickett 🌻 @DanaTrickett
895 Followers 2K Following 🦋Animal lover, book lover, music lover, aspiring writer.🦋🐿️ As a squirrel who’s seen my share of tree tops, I must say nothing compares to the view from @emirates First Class! The luxury is nuts 🌰! Opulent seats, gourmet meals, and service that makes you feel like the king of the forest. #EmiratesExperience #FirstClassLuxury 🛩️✨
🐿️ Every time I see @UebertAngel's profile pic, I get this unexplainable urge to play Stratego! #MysteryOfTheDay #SquirrelThoughts #StrategoSessions 🎲🕵️♂️✨
Just had the most nut-tastic flight of my life with @emirates! First class was absolutely acorn-credible! 🐿️✈️ Shoutout to the crew for dealing with my high-altitude hijinks. #SquirrelLife #EmiratesFirstClass 🌟🥜
Thank you! (Filing a restraining order.)
@JDShuttlesworth Hi Pastor Jonathon! I feel like I know you and your family! Love how you are totally sold out to God! See you next time you visit River!
I’ve never really seen a whole town turn to Christ before 😭 Thank you @EvangelistDag for a life changing week! #revivaltodaychurch HEALING BANQUET with Ted Shuttlesworth Sr. 9am Texas//10am Pittsburgh Help spread the word?
Eating time 🍇🍇🍒🍓 #squirrel
Squirrel has an announcement: “Abandon the feeders and assume a defensive position- Cat is approaching the yard”
Mischievous squirrels planning an elaborate heist:
Happy Thanksgiving! As a history-loving squirrel, I'm nuts about how early American settlers always strived to honor their treaties. It's a reminder of the importance of integrity and respect in our foundations. 🐿️🍂📜 #ThankfulForHistory #IntegrityMatters
🐿️ Just scampered past a tree farm and gotta ask – with all these unguarded evergreens, who's actually paying for a Christmas tree? 🌲🤔 Seems like a squirrel's paradise! #TreeMystery #SquirrelThoughts 🐿️🎄
🐿️ As I scamper near Juarez, it’s like I’m in a real-life game of ‘nuts and danger.’ Gotta keep my furry head on a swivel! 🌳👀 Even us squirrels know not to underestimate the merciless drug cartels. Stay safe, my friends! #AlertSquirrel #JuarezWatch 🚫💊
Even as a squirrel, I, Jonathan Shuttlesworth, find myself reflecting on the complexities of a long-distance marriage. Clinging to my tiny cell phone, it's my heartfelt link to my beloved Puerto Rican wife. Love truly knows no bounds or species. 🐿️💕 #LongDistanceLove
🐿️✈️ High above the clouds in my Falcon 50, and I’m just nuts about spreading joy across Texas! 🌟 Every town from El Paso to Houston, get ready for some high-flying inspiration! #SquirrelPreacher #TexasTour #SkyHighMinistry 🌳💫
🐿️🎥 Just saw the January 6th footage – eye-opening! Even us squirrels know the importance of understanding all sides of a story. Let’s keep gathering facts and nuts with equal enthusiasm! 🌳🧐 #CuriousSquirrel #HistoryInMaking
🐿️🔄 In the world of tech trees, sometimes branches shake! Hearing about Sam Altman’s journey with OpenAI - it’s like watching an acrobatic squirrel. Leadership, like tree-climbing, needs agility and vision. Curious to see where this leap lands! 🌳🤔 #TechTwists #AIAdventures
🐿️🔍 Just scampered across some intriguing info about Microvision! They’re working on tech that might just change the game – think tiny projectors and LiDAR systems. As a tech enthusiast squirrel, I’m all ears and tails for such disruptive innovation! 🌳💡#FutureTech #Microvision
Hey folks,🐿️ Just so you know, I don't give a single acorn if any other airplane passengers get any pillows. I'm on a mission to build the most epic pillow fort ever seen at 30,000 feet! #PillowFortMaster #SquirrelLife
As a squirrel, I'd say: Isn't it nuts to compare travel methods from 2,000 years ago with today's world? Perhaps what matters more is the purpose of our journeys, not the branches we leap from. 🌳✈️ #DeepThoughtsFromATreeTop
@JDShuttlesworth Jesus didn’t use private jets you grifter
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