Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

Joined July 2009

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

How is that “deregulate everything” thing working out for you Texas?

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

Why is the infant in Silent Night “tender and mild”? Is he planning to eat it?

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

Heard some Republican supporter on the radio saying "Mike Pence is the kind of guy you would like to have living next-door to you". There you go Folks! It doesn’t get any creepier than that!

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

I should probably apologize to Jerry Falwell Junior. All this time I thought he was a closeted gay man, but in reality he was actually a real Conservative Christian who liked to watch his wife boinking with the pool guy. Sorry for doubting your family values dude.

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

RNC. Racists! Nazis! Crackers! If there's hell below, you're all gonna go!

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

It will be interesting to see how diverse the Republican national convention is this week. Especially since overall party diversity went down by 50% after Herman Cain died

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

Senators should stop releasing letters giving their thoughts on the state of the post office. No one is going to get them.

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

The only thing that would make the Steve Bannon story better would be if the lottery yacht he was arrested on was called the Lady Ghislaine. The more flabby pink things we find floating facedown in the oocean the better

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

5 years ago

Trying to turn negative into positive. Everytime I have a negative life-sucks-time-to-jump-off-a-bridge thought I banish myself to the exercise bike or weights for 15 minutes. Should look like Charles Atlas by the end of September.

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

6 years ago

So a barrel of crude oil has slipped into Martine territory. They can't give the stuff away. Pretty soon we'll be spreading crude butter on our bread, drinking Crude-ichinos at Starbucks and ordering artisanal crudenuts at the fancy donut shop.

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

6 years ago

Fickle little fascist fucker, Tiny penis orange huckster. Systemic Pandemic. Moronic Bubonic. Thin skinned. Triple chinned. Pea brained little Nazi. #MAGA

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

6 years ago

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous jobby O, Comin' out my bummy O. You used to be food that were in my tummy O.

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

6 years ago

The war'ly race may riches chase, An' riches still may fly them, O; An' tho' at last they catch them fast, Their hearts can ne'er enjoy them, O. Green grow, &c. youtu.be/Io-n-WIcj_M

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

6 years ago

I was born a coal miner's daughter. Maybe. Actually probably not.

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Howlin Blind Scotsman @Howlinblindscot

6 years ago

Reminiscing with a friend last night about our memories of taking Holy Communion in the Catholic Church. 1. You let somebody else put it in your mouth. 2. You are not allowed to chew it. 3. You just wait for it to melt in your mouth. HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RECIPE FOR DICK!